tamalholocaust

Chapter XV - Distortion (08:00pm - 08:20pm)

2007-04-30T06:10:35Z

The following events take place between 08:00pm and 08:20pm

08:00:00pm
[Tune in to Radiohead's "Karma Police" as we travel through jail... you know, karma can bite you back in the ass.]

Inside the jail, a bell rang to announce dinner time.

Trikninja looked up in annoyance. "What's the bloody bell ringing for?"

TB3 rolled his eyes. "Dinner time."

Trikninja blinked, looking a little disbelieving. "Oh, really?"

Alpha-Omega nodded and rose to his feet. The others did the same, moving to the door of their cell. "Yeah. Let's see what's up for tonight."

Lotho hung his head. "Can this get any worse?"

"Nope, but I haven't eaten much, except for the meal on the airplane." Ransomed_Heart chimed in.

08:00:18pm
Meanwhile, the other group had arrived at the mansion where the party was to be held.

Star Way was leading the way. "Hey, here's the doorknocker." She used it to knock on the door. As if on cue, a loud scream was heard, making the whole group jump and look around uneasily. "What the fuck was that?"

x1 looked at Erynn. "You're stomping on Joe's balls," he informed her.

Star Way looked at Joe. "Oh, sorry." She moved her foot, and knocked on the door again. Again, the screaming was heard. Werwek and Marquez were the only two who looked calm now.

x1 glanced around. "Damn, that wasn't Joe..." Star Way put on a determined look and knocked on the door again, and once more the screaming echoed. Werwek burst into laughter.

Linii-chan looked nervous and annoyed by his amusement. "Hiro, that ain't funny..."

Hiroshi felt the need to explain then. "Well, that guy's testicles are connected to the doorknocker." This got some surprised gasps from the group. "You hit him once, a boot filled with cement falls towards his balls..." The surprise transformed into shock.

x1 got a wicked grin on his face and pushed Star Way aside. "Damn, that is fun!" He grabbed the doorknocker and slammed it down several times.

Darth Ferfer shook his head. "He's not gonna make it through the night."

Suddenly the screaming stopped, even though the knocking continued. x1 stopped, looking a little confused and disappointed.

Agent Marquez coughed. "Sir, I think our bell has died."

Trillinka looked a little sick. "That's just plain twisted..."

Werwek shrugged nonchalantly. "Well..." The door swung open, as if inviting the guests to take a tour of the mansion. "Let's go in now."

08:00:55pm
Back at the jail, dinner was not going well...

Trikninja was glaring around them. "Bollocks, a bloody line for bullcrap dinner. But I'm hungry. Anyways...”

More prisoners shoved their way into the line, some cutting other prisoners for better spots. TB3 watched this nervously. "Crikey, my bad vibe tells me I sense a brawl coming up right now."

Lotho smiled at the thought. "Where's my digicam?"

Some Mexican prisoners began to argue for their spot in line, the violence escalating until one pulled a knife from his pocket and began waving it around threateningly. TL shifted from foot to foot, looking like he was about to piss his pants.

Cassius335 elbowed him. "What's wrong with you?" TL didn't answer, instead beginning to bite his nails. Cassius shrugged. "Oh, well..."

Trikninja looked at TL in disgust. "Stop being a sissy, will you?"

TL was ignoring the other two, having been caught up in staring at a prisoner that had a gun in his pocket.

Ransomed_Heart followed his gave, face contorting in disgust. "Are you looking at that man's crotch?"

That caught TL's attention, and he snapped his gaze over to Ray in alarm. "What??"

Trikninja looked at TL like he was maybe just a bit crazy. "You're behaving a bit weird, mate. Tell us what is wrong. I have no problem if you like other people's manhood, but stop acting like a pussy. Now all of them are looking at us like Christmas presents." He shifted his gaze around the room, where all the other prisoners had stopped and were looking at their group like fresh meat.

Lotho looked less amused now. "We're fucked."

"Beyond fucked." Cassius335 clarified.

08:01:36pm
[As we enter the mansion... tune the volume up 'cause we're gonna blast the house with "Ready Steady Go" from Paul Oakenfold.]

The TvTomers entered the living room of the mansion, which was amazingly huge, with plush furniture and a big-screen TV.

Linii's mouth was gaping open as she looked around. "Holy shit! This is awesome!"

x1 nodded at the room approvingly. "Like I said, this is the house of orgy, homies!"

Hiro rolled his eyes. "Go fuck yourself, you emo faggot."

"Douche bag," x1 shot back.

Hiro lunged at x1 and tried to put him in a sleephold. The boy struggled for a few moments until Linii raised her wrench and made an "a-hem" noise. Both boys stopped and back away from one another.

JoeDaHobo seemed to have recovered from the pain, and woke up to look at x1's hair. "Man, you are so emo!"

"Linii, nail him," Hiro advised.

x1 glared at him. "I thought you loved her."

Hiro improvised then. "Hand me that wrench"

x1 shook his head. "Fuck this." He ran away, and following behind him were the sounds of Joe getting hit again. This time he was busted wide open, spouting blood from a large gash to his forehead.

Hiro pointed at Joe lying in the floor. Or more specifically, he pointed at the large pool of blood that was gathering under the boy's head. "Hey Marquez, clean this mess. And get rid of this rat if it's necessary."

08:02:17pm
At a hotel, yet another group had checked in.

Blue Armor Boy looked a little pouty. "Hey, the party began some time ago."

Stonecreek waved him off, unconcerned. "Let's crash that party later. I don't even think it's actually begun."

Blue Armor Boy looked a little bit confused. "How so?"

Stonecreek shrugged. "Lame hour to have something interesting happen. I say let's wait an hour."

Now Blue Armor Boy was really pouting. "If we're late, there won't be any booze left for us."

Stonecreek remedied this by tossing BAB a beer. "We're going to a mansion, for fuck's sake. There's gonna be a shitload of blue stuff, beer, rum and many other stuff you haven't even put your tongue on."

Skysong cocked her head to one side, chiming in. "Like a cat?"

JeanGrey shook her head, tone serious. "Nah, he rapes cats. Why do you think we still got that damn cat with us?"

Blue Armor Boy looked a little wounded now. "I don't do..."

"Bullshit." Stonecreek cut him off.

08:02:47pm
Back at the jail, things still weren't going very well...

Katie and Darkborn were joining the line for lunch. TB3 didn't know they were right behind him. The Brit was taking quite some time to pick his food (much to the wonderment of the others since it wasn't like there was a great selection at the jail...)

Darkborn shoved TB3 to get him moving. "I'm tired of waiting. Hey fatass...”

TB3 turned around, looking ready to hit the other boy if he had to. "Say what?"

Darkborn stepped back as he recognized him. "Holy fuck! TB3!"

Katie peered around him, a little lost. "TB-what?"

Darkborn was still excited to have found a friendly face. "TB3!" He shook his hand enthusiastically. "It's me, Darkborn. Damn, I never thought of us meeting here."

TB3 smiled then and wrapped both of them into a big hug. "Darky! Katie! This is an unfortunate moment of life..."

The prisoners behind them were getting hungrier and more restless by the second.

"Apúrate, pendejo. Tengo hambre." (Hurry up, you bastard. I'm hungry.) One broke in, trying to shove the hugging group apart.

Another prisoner joined in. "Obeso cabrón, sal de ahí." (Fat fuck, get outta there!)

TB3 ignored the other prisoners as he kept on chatting with Darkborn and Katie.

08:03:15pm
At the mansion, the group was still in the living room.

Trillinka was trying to look around as best she could from where she stood. "Hiroshi, are you going to give us a tour around your mansion?"

"Agent Whitey!" Hiroshi summoned him.

"Yes, sir?"

Hiroshi began to give out orders. "Bring the TV, something to bite and the DVD with the tour guide. And tell Marquez to come here soon."

Agent Whitey nodded. "Okay."

A huge tv descended from the roof as some girls brought the guests snacks to chow down on as the DVD began to play. The guests took seats to enjoy the show.

08:03:32pm
Back at the jail, Lotho had discovered a thin ray of hope..

"Hmm... These guys provide weapons and..." Lotho trailed off, looking closer at some of the prisoners. His face lit up. "Internet connection? Cool!" Abandoning the food, he began to walk around to try and find Ransomed_Heart to share the good news.

08:03:40pm
Back at the hotel, Stonecreek’s group had discovered cable TV...

BAB turned on the TV and plopped down on one of the beds. "Hey, Family Guy's on."

Skysong sat down next to him. "Cool... that's better than the party!" The rest of the room stopped and gave her collectively weird looks. "I was kidding!"

The boys sat down to watch the show with rapt attention.

Peter was hungover. "This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum." A flashback began of a young Peter standing in a museum and looking at the display of dinosaur bones.

The young Peter turned to a man who was in the museum. "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"

"Because you touch yourself at night," the man replied.

The guys burst into laughter at that.

08:04:05pm
The mansion tour DVD was still playing. As the back part of the mansion was being shown, most of the partygoers were in awe of the mansion's features. Star Way was enjoying the DVD... Until a small voice whispered in her ear.

"You will die today." Star Way jumped a little bit, creeped out by the voice.

"Huh?" She looked at Linii, who was sitting next to her and who was intent on the DVD. "You said I was gonna die today?"

Linii looked puzzled. "Ehh... no."

Star Way looked weirded out now. "..Okay."

She was about to pass it off as nothing when the voice struck again. "Scumbag... your soul... is mine!"

Star Way was getting annoyed now. "Linii. Did you say something??"

Linii shook her head, not even bothering to turn and look at her. "No. And shut up. I'm watching the DVD."

Star Way's chair began to shake violently. She grabbed the armrests until the motion stopped. "Who the fuck moved my chair?"

Linii rolled her eyes, not amused at the game. "Shut up! I can't watch the movie!"

x1 was also a bit annoyed at Erynn and thought of tossing his coke on her, but he drank it instead.

08:04:42pm
There was another group checked into a hotel too..

Mewberries and Rodri were laying on the bed, entangled in the sheets and sleeping soundly together, Rodri with one hand over Mew's chest. Rodri woke up suddenly, looking around the room and then looking at Mew. He rose silently so he would not wake her up, feet cold on the rough hotel carpeting. The girl remained in blissful dreamland as Rodri pulled his clothes back on.

08:04:53pm
[Please tune in to "Hunger Strike" from Temple Of The Dog]

Back at the jail, at least some of the prisoners had managed to acquire some food.

Trikninja took a bit bite, and spit it out just as quickly with a look of disgust on his face. "This is literally rat shit."

Cassius335 pushed his tray away. "No kidding. You thought they feed pigs with this garbage, which is no joke."

GradeA, Dan&SandwichBoy and Doggiegal all took a seat near Trikninja and Cassius335.

Doggiegal poked the food with a plastic spork as though it was in danger of trying to eat her instead of the other way around. "I really don’t want to eat this crap…"

GradeA sighed. "And to think we would all be at the mansion right now..."

Dan&SandwichBoy nodded, trying to ignore the food. "Yeah, Hiroshi’s party sounds really worth attending."

Trikninja heard Dan clearly, and looked over at them. "Excuse me. How do you know that Hiroshi guy?"

Doggiegal piped up. "Ah, the Internet."

Trikninja snickered. "Cybersex chatrooms?"

Doggiegal looked mildly offended. "Heck no! I know him from Lyoko Freak and we got invited to his party in Mexico."

Trikninja nodded. "Damn. How the hell did you guys get busted?"

Doggiegal looked down at the food. "At some store we got accused as thieves."

Dan&SandwichBoy looked at her, confused. "That’s not true."

Doggiegal shrugged. "I know, but the reason why that old hag got us in was lame, so they made up another valid reason."

Trikninja looked a little amazed. "Bollocks. Well, we’re not alone then. Got any plans to escape from here?"

Doggiegal shook her head. "None, actually. This is our house for 2 years. And Katie’s staying for 8."

Cassius335 looked envious. "Lucky bastards. 5 years for us, except for Rhys who got 20 years for choking some Pakistan guy. Fucking moron."

08:05:33pm
At the hospital, Darklord was relieved to have had a successful operation. Of course, he was still crying like a baby... “Damn… I’m stuck here and missing the party. But I’m still alive.”

Just then, his dinner arrived. "Well, at least I’m getting better attention here than at my house with my psycho dad."

08:05:47pm
The tour guide DVD was still playing at the mansion. Darth Ferfer grabbed a cheese sandwich thanks to the food service that was being provided.

"This cheese sandwich is delicious…" He took a bite out of it.

x1 jumped to his feet, furious, and slapped Ferfer across the face. "Don’t eat him, you bitch!" He kicked out Ferfer’s knee, sending the surprised boy to the ground howling in pain as Yizzy ran towards Ferfer ready to kick his head.

Hiroshi sighed as though he had half expected it and paused the DVD. "You two chill the fuck down or your asses are out of here."

Yizzy stopped herself just short of kicking Ferfer's face to look at Hiro, almost incredulously. "You think I’d allow him to slaughter the inmortal one?"

Ferfer was in the fetal position on the rug, but he looked up in disbelief at the girl. "Immortal one? Chill out, it’s just a damn sandwich!"

Hiroshi didn't care if the sandwich was immortal or not. "No buts or ifs. Now shut up and let the rest enjoy the video."

Star Way yawned and stretched in her chair. "So much for this great and almighty party."

Linii nodded in agreement. "Yahh, this blows. But the mansion’s so cool… when are the other fucktards arriving?"

x1 had sat back down, though he was still giving Ferfer some questionable looks. "They might be drinking… or their planes crashed… how would I know?"

Linii rolled her eyes. "Okay…"

08:06:24pm
Once again at the jail, Lotho had finally managed to locate Ransomed_Heart.

"Hey, what’s up," she asked him.

Lotho glanced around. "Nothing… just trying to make new friends here."

Ransomed_Heart nodded. "Not a bad idea. It looks like we’ll have to get used to this new kind of life. I don’t think we’ll be arriving to the party anytime soon..."

Lotho shook his head. "Maybe we’ll arrive to the party. Some dude just got a bomb to destroy the wall. We could escape after the thing blows."

Ransomed_Heart smiled. "Sounds good!"

Lotho nodded. "But I only told it to you so far."

"It’s okay. First, our deal, remember?" Ray gave him a serious look.

"Yeah, we’re fucked if we don’t stop them from showing that thread," Lotho recalled.

Ransomed_Heart remembered someone suddenly. "By the way… what happened to Aelitagurl?"

"She was on the pet cage inside the plane." Lotho said after thinking for a moment.

"I think she didn’t made it to Mexico," Ray concluded and they both laughed.

08:07:05pm
[What do we got here? Stupid Girl (Garbage)... oh, not just one, anyways.]

AngelBolt and Paige arrived back at their hotel after having some fun shopping.

"You know I’m right about it," Paige was saying.

AngelBolt didn't agree. "Come on, you’re being too harsh about it."

Paige insisted. "No. I know I’m right. Those kids should stop whining about their sad lives and you know it. I’m sick of having to browse through crap from a kid who wants to kill himself just because he can’t get a girl."

AngelBolt had to agree there. "You know… that guy is just an attention whore."

Paige nodded. "Yeah. And then you get people bitching because Code Lyoko isn’t airing anymore. Who gives two shits about that show?"

The shovel was out in a second, raised and dangerous. "Take that back…"

Paige backed up and raised her arms defensively, afraid of getting hit with the shovel. "Okay. Still, I’m sick of these clowns who say they have a relationship. What kind of moron believes an online relationship is for real? Only wild douche bags and brainless people have cybersex. These guys suck at ranting."

AngelBolt stuck up for them. "Some of the guys are right. Parents suck. President Bush sucks." Paige slapped AngelBolt. "What the hell was that for?"

"Kerry could have screwed it up worse than Bush. Don’t get me started on this."

08:07:48pm
Back at the mansion, Trillinka was getting bored. "This damn DVD is taking too long." Abandoning the living room, she went straight to the hot tub, lighting a cigarette on her way to the relaxing water.

08:07:55pm
At the jail, Katie and Doggiegal had started talking.

"At least, jail won’t be shitty with these guys for a while." Katie said.

Doggiegal agreed. "Most of them, except for TB3, will leave after 5 years."

Katie looked a little less pleased at that. "Okay, perhaps I should kill myself."

Trikninja arrived, griping the whole way. "Cassius is a prissy little bitch. Him blaming Rhys is getting old."

Alpha-Omega snorted derisively. "Hypocrite."

Trikninja ignored his comment, instead looking around as though for the first time. "And where the bloody hell is Morgan, Osiris and Vertig?"

Katie rolled her eyes. "Drinking? How would I know?"

Trikninja reached his own conclusion. "Those pussies didn’t get caught."

Katie sighed. "Lucky Morgan. I wish I could talk to her one more time. She’s like woah." She drooled a little, and left Trikninja and Doggiegal staring at her.

Trikninja worked up words first. "Are you a dyke?"

Katie glared and changed her voice to a more threatening tone. "You got a problem with that, punk?"

Trikninja, instead of back down like a smart boy, kept going. "Don’t you raise your tone at me, please?"

Katie wasn’t' backing down. "I raise my voice to whomever the fuck I want to! So if you got a problem with that, go fuck yourself." Trikninja flipped her the bird and stormed off.

He was muttering darkly to himself as he went... "Sooner or later, she’ll have her arse handled by the goons."

08:08:36pm
At the mansion, Joe was a continuing problem...

Agent Marquez came back to see Hiroshi. "Sir, the kid needs 4 stitches in the head. Should we take him to the hospital?" He whispered in Hiro's ear so as to not disturb the guests.

Hiroshi shook his head. "No. Let the piece of shit bleed to death."

Agent Marquez didn't care much. "Okay, sir."

"Actually… yes, dump him at the hospital. He’s better off there," Hiroshi said in afterthought, and Marquez left to carry out the order.

08:08:50pm
Things with AngelBolt and Paige had settled down and they were currently crashing in their hotel room.

Paige looked over at the other bed where AngelBolt was laying. "Hey AngelBolt, do you know who are going to go at the party?"

AngelBolt counted them off on her fingers as she went. "BlueArmorBoy, Linii, x1, Vili… wait." She stopped. Sitting up and looking at Paige. "How did you get here in the first place?"

Paige grinned wickedly. "Stealing my twin sister’s airplane ticket and invitation."

AngelBolt grinned back at her. "Clever."

"I have to talk to OBoy," Paige explained.

AngelBolt remembered something. "I thought OBoy was going go declare his love for Erin."

Paige sat up now. "What??"

AngelBolt nodded, more sure of herself as she thought more about it. "Yeah… you didn’t hear about his obsessions with Erin?" Paige looked angry now. "Now the last time he spewed shit about Erin, he wanted her spanking his Johnson."

Paige flopped back down on the bed in anger. "Okay, I’m done with that nigger. Either way, he had some screws loose. But he was still nice to me, though."

AngelBolt pouted. "And you whine at people who share online relationships. You scare the shit out of me."

Paige glared at her. "He’s not my boy! He’s only my friend, dammit!"

08:09:32pm
Back at the hospital, and ambulance arrived bringing in several corpses. Darklord was enjoying some chicken soup.

08:09:38pm
Trillinka was sitting next to the mansion’s hot tub, smoking a cigarette. Darth Ferfer walked by, muttering to himself. "So much for the huge party."

Trillinka rolled her eyes. "Look at what time it is! It’s way too early to start a party." Darth Ferfer looked at his watch and nodded. "I’m bored and I wanted to take a breath outside." Darth Ferfer snorted in irony, seeing Trillinka’s cigarette lit up.

He was still more concerned with the party though. "At what time would the people begin to arrive?"

Trillinka waved the cig around vaguely. "No idea. 9pm, 10pm, who knows?"

Darth Ferfer looked up at the sky, browsing through thoughts in his mind. Erikamisha came into his mind and a vision of her danced across his eyes, and Ferfer’s facial expression changed to worry.

"What’s wrong with you?" Trillinka looked at him in mild concern.

Darth Ferfer waved her off. "Nothing. She might be dead."

Trillinka was confused now. "Who?"

Darth Ferfer tried to cover it up. "Nobody."

08:10:07pm
Finally, the Lyoko Freak members and former TvTome members gathered together in TB3’s cell at the jail. TB3 appeared to have a huge bag.

TB3 grinned around him. "Mates, we’re gathered together finally." He opened the bag, which contained Corona beer cans. TB3 distributed the beer cans to the whole group. "Let’s toast a cold one for Code Lyoko!" He opens his can and drank, and some followed suit.

Chibi was one who didn't. "Lyoko can go to hell for all I care."

TB3 didn't get it. "What’s with the bad vibes, girl?"

Cassius335 answered for her. "Don’t you see that we’re all fucked up?" A beer can went flying for TB3's stomach.

Alpha-Omega claimed responsibility for it. "I’m not thirsty, thanks."

TB3 glared around at them. "Why the bloody hell are you throwing the cans at me?" He was answered with more cans, one smacking him in the leg and one aimed for his face, which he ducked. The can broke open on the cell wall, spraying him with the beer.

Trikninja grinned evilly. "We’re playing darts, mate." A beer can whizzed past him and whapped TB3 in the nose. Blood began to trickle out of him and he backed up against the wall, trying to shield himself.

GradeA pumped his arm in the air. "Bull’s eye!"

"Go fuck yourself," TB3 replied, dodging the next can that was chucked at him. He snapped this time. "What the fucking hell is wrong with you bollocking pricks?"

Darkborn made his voice innocent. "I was just playing along with the game."

TB3 looked over to see Darkborn aiming a can at him. "Quit it, now."

Cassius335 winked at him. "Chill, Rhys. We need some ways of entertainment on jail. 5 years in hell, remember?"

08:10:46pm
The mansion tour DVD finally came to an end.

x1 yawned and stretched. "That was the biggest waste of time in my life. Ever."

Hiroshi snickered. "Agent Blackey!"

Agent Blackey popped up. "Yes, sir?"

Hiroshi took at x1, a dead serious look in his eyes. "Decapitate him."

x1 jumped up, ready to run if he had to. "What the hell? I didn’t do any..."

Hiroshi laughed. "I’m just shitting with you, pal."

Linii-chan rose to her feet. "It’s too early to begin the party, right Hiro?"

Hiroshi nodded, checking his watch. "Yep."

Erynn was on her feet too. "Let’s go out somewhere and come back later when more people arrive."

“Yahh, good idea,” Linii agreed.

While the others were getting to their feet and agreeing that a ride outside the city would be fun, Hiroshi was already thinking of where to go. "Agent Blackey!"

"What happened, sir?"

"Just set up the hobo vehicle, will you?" Hiro grabbed the attention of a waitress as she passed by. "Serve these fellas some Corona."

08:11:17pm
Carth’s group was inside a van touring around Jalisco while they’re reaching their hotel. Most of the group was pretty tired after the flight on the airplane and the time spent inside the airport. ThePepsiPiper and The BB of C weren’t tired unlike their partners.

“Hey driver…” The BB of C spoke at the van’s driver.

“English ain’t gonna work with him” ThePepsiPiper added.

The BB of C wasn’t pleased with this. “That is crap, man. Now how am I supposed to talk to him?”

ThePepsiPiper snapped his fingers, causing the driver to look at him. The BB of C was pleased at the driver turning to see them. Quickly, he grabbed a Spanish-English dictionary.

“Señor… llevenos hacia el inodoro” (Sir, take us to the toilet)

The taxi driver opened his window and spat after listening to The BB of C’s badly spoken Spanish. He stared at both BB of C and PepsiPiper.

“You idiots think I’m some motherfucking ignorant who only knows Spanish and makes a living out of driving vehicles?”

Both were surprised and shocked to hear the van driver shout in English. ThePepsiPiper tried calming the driver.

“Hey brother, chill down.” The driver stared at Piper. “All we want to do is go to the bathroom anywhere.”

The BB of C nodded his head. “Now, you drive quickly or you’re gonna get the…” He stood in silence as the van driver flipped him the bird.

“Silence as I drive.” The van driver touched his head.

Carth woke up after the noise made between Piper, BB of C and the van driver. She rubbed her head twice.

“Can you morons please shut the hell up? I couldn’t sleep at the damn plane thanks to that lyokowarriorteen moron.”

ThePepsiPiper quickly replied. “But all we wanna do is…”

Carth cut him off. “Just shut up and let me sleep.”

08:12:06pm
Erin and her friends were waiting for Hiroshi and the hobo vehicle. Trillinka just lit up another cigarette as they kept waiting for Hiroshi.

“Where are we going to right now?” Erin asked.

Linii shook her head. “Let’s get some ice cream. Everyone cool with that?”

Nobody objected.

“Anyone knows where’s Joe Da Hobo?” A concerned Darth Ferfer asked.

“On his way to a casket… I mean, the hospital.” x1 replied, gaining a few laughs out of Yizzy, Linii-chan and Star Way.

The hobo-powered Egyptian block arrived with Hiroshi and Agent Marquez inside.

“Step in, dudes! We got some Coronas to tour around the city all night!”

People were happy with his plan. But a question was raised.

“What about the other people who arrive to the mansion later?”

“Kill them all…” Hiroshi spoke in a joking tone. “I mean, keep them busy with our belly dancers.”

x1 snapped. “You got belly dancers? Why the fuck you didn’t showed them earlier?”

Hiro answered in a quick fashion. “They’re supposed to arrive later, moron.”

“Okay, bitch.”

Hiroshi’s friends entered the hobo-powered Egyptian block.

08:12:39pm
We are sent back to the hotel where Stonecreek’s group is staying. They were still watching Family Guy on the TV. Suddenly, Stonecreek opened their room’s door.

“Hey guys, I’m going to check out the hotel’s casino. If I make some big bucks, it would be awesome.”

BAB tossed Stonecreek a US$10 bill. “Make it grow, please?” Stonecreek nodded, to Blue Armor Boy’s delight. “Good luck, man.”

Stonecreek left the hotel room and took the elevator to get to the casino faster.

YDV touched his stomach. “I haven’t eaten food in a while”.

Skysong slapped him. “We just ate ice cream 3 minutes ago, fool.”

“But I’m still hungry!” YDV replied while staring at Skysong’s eyes.

“Hmm… whatever. Check out the mini-fridge, but you’re paying for your own stuff, okay?”

JeanGrey rolled her eyes. “There was a mini-fridge in our room??”

“Yeah, are you broke or what? Those kinds of things always come inside a hotel room.” Skysong answered.

YDV walked towards the mini-fridge. He couldn’t open the fridge. “Looks like it needs a key to unlock it. Where’s the key?”

Skysong scratched her head. “I think Stonecreek took the key with himself.”

YDV slammed his fist towards the bed. “Dammit. Now how do I get inside the casino?”

“Steal some old guy’s clothes and fake some Mexican accent.” Skysong suggested. “You could get in.”

“Can we ask for another fridge key?” BAB asked.

“Good idea, I’ll be right back, okay?” YDV quickly left the hotel room.

“Can we change the channel?” JeanGrey asked. “I’m bored already with this Family Guy crap. Put Fox or ESPN or something.” She got the remote control tossed at her left nipple. “Ouch!” She looked quickly at Blue Armor Boy, touching her own boobs. “Be careful with my tits, you prick.”

“Hey, it was Skysong,” BAB defended himself. Skysong denied and JeanGrey went towards BAB and slapped him strongly.

08:13:56pm
[You know... those days when you're feeling like you want to get laid with that girl before she leaves... you know it's all cool... whatever, just tune in to "This Love" from Maroon 5]

Hiroshi and Linii-chan were locking lips in signal of mutual love and lust as the rest of the passengers in the hobo-powered Egyptian block were staring at the view and drinking Sprite or eating potato chips.

Yizzy hugged x1. “Hey love, you got any plans for us tonight?” x1 kissed his girl.

“Hmm… getting drunk and wasted is all I got in mind tonight.”

“Well… I’ll join you anywhere, honey.” Yizzy kissed x1’s neck.

Erin touched Hiroshi’s shoulder, earning his attention. “Hey dude. Where are all the Mexican hotties? I wanna meet some sexy Mexican dudes, dammit.”

“We could drop Erin at the beach. Maybe some random dude will catch her by the ass and nail her all night long.” Darth Ferfer suggested. Erin slapped him.

“You stupid fuck. How dare you to be so rude with me. No wonder you’re still a goddamn virgin who never had a girlfriend. I never ever in my life can recall you having a girlfriend or a date.” Erin quickly proceeded to kick Ferfer’s testicles.

Darth Ferfer was wincing in pain from the ground. “Weren’t you in plan of getting laid tonight?” He spoke in agony, but he received a kick in the stomach from Star Way herself.

“You stay from me, you goddamn pig.” Star Way added, while Trillinka was bursting in laughter. “What the hell is so funny?”

“Nothing.” Trillinka dryly replied.

08:14:48pm
Inside the jail, the guys were pretty much bored out of their minds. Sanji was practicing some kicks against a wall, TB3 was drinking his beer cans with his brother, Chibi left the cell trying to get some cigarettes, Lotho was finding a way to escape from jail, but to no avail. Ransomed Heart and Katie were talking.

Katie looked at the ground. “If I get a chance to make a phone call, I’m gonna call my boyfriend and dump him.”

Ray felt weird at listening Katie’s last words. “Wouldn’t you call your parents first? They should know about you. Maybe they’ll pay to get you out of here.”

Katie smiled. “Hey… at least, I’m in jail with you guys. It’s better than being with my damn stupid brother. I’d be dead in three months if I stayed back at home.”

Ray hugged Katie. “Don’t worry, we’ll be fine here. This is our new home, sadly.”

08:15:15pm
Back into Mewberries’ hotel, the girl just woke up from her bed. She quickly realized that Rodri was gone. She headed towards the bathroom to take a shower.

Perhaps he might be already at Hiroshi’s party. What the heck, I’ll check it out. She spoke to herself. But she remembered that she was broke. Oh, crap. I got two dollars; maybe I should head towards the casino and try my luck.

08:15:34pm
A mobile was ringing inside the hobo-powered Egyptian block. Agent Marquez reached his pocket and answered the call.

“Hello?”

A voice replied. “Hey Marquez, it’s Agent Blackey. Well, some clowns just arrived at the mansion asking for Hiroshi. They claim to know him from the Internet.”

“They got their invitation cards with them?”

“Yeah, they got their cards.”

“Okay. Well, make them wait for the boss. Just use some snacks and lead them to the pool tables. That should keep them happy. And give them porn magazines. The strippers haven’t arrived yet?”

Marquez was interrupted by x1. “You said strippers? Dammit, Hiroshi! Now when I am going to see them?”

Hiroshi slapped x1. “Chill the fuck down, moron. They’ll come later.”

Marquez continued talking on the phone with Agent Blackey. “Do you people know any recent news about the bathtub hobo?”

“I haven’t heard anything from him yet. We still got his stash, though.”

“We’ll keep in touch.” Marquez ended the call, while Hiroshi served his friends Corona beer bottles to drink.

08:16:16pm
Aceilikeeggs woke up from his sleep. He realized the van wasn’t moving, but it stopped at a Burger King store. Only ThePepsiPiper was awake.

“What the hell are we doing at Burger King?” Ace asked.

“Well, the BB of C needed a place to take a piss. We stopped here for a moment.”

Virtualized STI woke up. “Hey buddies, what’s cracking?”

“Not much.” He briefly paused for a second. “Hey, I’m kind of hungry for a cheeseburger right now.” Aceilikeeggs stepped out of the van and headed towards Burger King.

“What ‘cha doing, Piper?” STI asked, as PepsiPiper seemed to be operating a cell phone.

“Just playing some dumb ass game on my mobile. And waiting to get to the hotel. Now where can I find Numbuh 7?”

“I’m sure that 7 might be at the party.” STI replied. ThePepsiPiper looked at his watch.

“It’s too damn early to begin the party! Bah.” Piper looked at Burger King. “Hey dude, wanna go eat a burger?”

“Sure, I’m cool with that.” STI replied. Both went to chug in some burgers right there.

08:16:57pm
Agent Marquez was driving the hobo-powered Egyptian block. He decided to drive the guys to the Plaza De Armas just to kill some time. Meanwhile, Hiroshi served his friends Blue Label scotch. Everyone drank it.

“Should I tell a joke?” x1 asked.

“Cool man, I’m wiling to hear your biography.” Hiro replied, earning some laughs and a slap in the face from Yizzy.

“Yizzy, why did you slap Hiroshi? Now give me your hand.” Yizzy gave Linii her hand just to get hit by Linii’s wrench.

“Bitch!” x1 shouted. “How could you hit Yizzy’s hand with the wrench?”

“Because I can, you twit.” Linii flipped her wrench in the air. “Just kidding… I’m sorry, Krista!” Linii hugged and kissed Yizzy.

Trillinka lit another cigarette while Darth Ferfer stood up.

“How many jews fit in a VW Golf?”

“10?” x1 replied.

Ferfer answered his own question. “Nah, x1. It’s 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 6000000 in the ashtray.” This made his friends crack up in laughter…

“Damn Jews…” Yizzy said.

08:17:35pm
AngelBolt and Paige were a bit bored after some arguing they did minutes ago about OBoy. Paige wasn’t willing to stay inside the hotel room.

“Hey, let’s go out somewhere for a bite.”

“Sure, I got no problem at all.” AngelBolt replied. She picked up both shovels, which Paige noticed.

“Why do you always have to carry two shovels?” She asked, as if of curiosity. An answer was expected to come from AngelBolt.

“Because it’s my way of self-protection. Believe me; they’ll come in handy at any time. You’ll see.”

“Okay, I won’t argue with that.” Paige trusted her new friend.

Both girls went outside to catch a taxi to take them to some store.

08:18:00pm
The BB of C returned from the bathroom of Burger King’s installations. He entered the van. “Okay driver, let’s ride to our hotel now.”

Carth poked The BB of C. “Not yet, man. PepsiPiper, STI and Ace are at Burger King.”

“We can ditch them right now.” BB of C replied. “They can take a cab to our hotel.”

Carth wasn’t happy with his answers. “I say let’s wait. Just like we waited for you to go take a dump…”

BB of C quickly interrupted. “Piss, actually.”

“Whatever!” Carth followed. “We waited for you, now let’s wait for them, okay?”

“Okay, Carth. Now chill out, will you?”

“Both of you better shut the fuck up or I’m kicking your asses!”

An angered voice came from the van.

“Who the hell are you?” The BB of C asked.

“enemyxwithin, you cunt wash whore! Now let me sleep goddammit!”

“Oh, ok.” BB of C quietly replied as well as Carth was calming herself.

08:18:38pm
[Star Way wants to listen to Madonna... but I don't like that skank... well, anyways... don't you feel like you need be be taken out somewhere? Oh yes... "Take Me Out" (Franz Ferdinand) right now before I go insane!]

Star Way approached Agent Marquez. “Do you got any Madonna CD’s there?”

“Nope, sorry.” Marquez quickly replied, not pleasing the girl.

“Okay, nevermind then.”

“Don’t you have an iPod, Erin?” Linii-chan asked.

“The batteries died” Star Way pouted.

“Aww, that sucks” Linii chimed. Star Way nodded in agreement.

Hiroshi pulled off a bag of nachos. “Dip in, guys!” Everyone took some bites from the snack he provided.

“Good shit, man” x1 spoke. He grabbed more nachos. “I love them.”

“Delicious” Yizzy added, in response to x1’s statement on the nachos.

Linii locked lips with Hiroshi again and whispered something to his ears. “Hey love, when am I going to see your bedroom? I can’t wait to lay down in bed with you.” She licked his neck, turning him on quickly.

08:19:12pm
OBoy was all by himself at the Plaza De Armas of Jalisco, Guadalajara. He took a look at his watch and took a sip from his Coke bottle. Quickly, his four friends arrived.

“Jeffrey, my man!” Carl shouted, giving him a hug. “Dogg, we told you we were gonna show up.”

Lil’ Moe added himself to the conversation. “You won’t believe us, homie. We just beat up some cholos dead.” He followed. “Now where’s that motherfucking party you told us about?”

“Fellas, calm down. Now first, let’s go eat some food and discuss the problem somewhere else.”

“Like you said n*gga.” Lil Moe agreed with OBoy.

08:19:33pm
The hobo-powered-Egpytian block stopped at an ice cream store, requested by Linii-chan minutes ago.

“Hey, let’s check out the flavors.” Linii spoke.

Trillinka lit up another cigarette. “I don’t want ice cream, thanks.”

“Same here” Ferfer replied.

The rest went inside the store to eat ice cream, as Trillinka and Darth Ferfer stayed inside the vehicle.

08:19:44pm
Inside the jail, the only guy absent in the group was TB3.

“Where did your brother went?” Trikninja asked to TB3’s brother.

“Maybe he went to the bathroom.” He replied.

“I doubt he would be jacking off there.” Lotho added, as laughter rised in the cell.

Suddenly, TB3 returned where his friends are located.

“I got good news.”

“What’s it about?” Cassius335 asked. Everyone was curious as to what TB3 would have to say.

“We could get out of jail right now.”

Chapter XIV - Miscellaneous

2007-04-30T05:45:23Z

[At the moment, we are finding ourselves in Los Angeles, California. Is there any recent hit in mind? Yes, Dani California from Red Hot Chili Peppers... as this story grows many people will rest in peace, but not in California as Anthony Kiedis wanted... I'm just kidding.]

Back in California, Los Angeles, the remaining Freakers were taking the last flight to Mexico. They distantly heard the sounds of "Dani California" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing somewhere in the airport.

"Hey Ace, you know where to find the mansion once we get there, right?" Carth asked as she worried about possibly getting lost in Mexico.

Unfortunately for her, Aceilikeegs was throughly distracted with a porn magazine involving pictures of threesomes involving old men. "Repeat again..." He said, enjoying his magazine too much to pay close attention to her. A random teenage boy passing by cast a glance at Ace's magazine in hopes of feasting his eyes on some hot naked chicks, only to instantly puke on the floor.

"Hiroshi's mansion!" Carth shouted angrily.

Ace thought for a moment. "Ahhh... yeah, I got some pictures of it." He said quickly, wanting to get back to his porn.

"Yay... man, I can't wait to get wild on Mexico..." Carth mused happily. Meanwhile, ThePepsiPiper could not contain his excitement to reach the culture-rich country of Mexico.

"Yeah baby, Mexico's where the sexy ladies at... hope I can get it on with Angelbolt or Numbuh 7..." He thought aloud with a horny grin on his face.

The BB of C scoffed at ThePepsiPiper's dreams. "You wish."

"A boy like me needs a fine lass to get along with." PepsiPiper stated matter-of-fact, ignoring The BB of C's comment.

"You really need to take in fact that the WWE is nothing but fake crap. All of that is staged." BB of C said arrogantly.

ThePepsiPiper immediately grew angry at The BB of C's insulting of his favorite thing. "Shut up, you baby eater. They're athletes for God's sake."

Not going to take anymore "baby eater" insults, BB of C kicked PepsiPiper in the chest full-force, snatched his shirt as he fell to the ground, pulled him up and started choking him.

"Who you're calling baby eater, eh? Say you're sorry..." BB of C threatened as he held PepsiPiper's neck in a death grip. The PepsiPiper's face began to turn blue as he felt his lungs collapsing due to lack of air.

"Dude, let him go." Ace said nervously, the near death of his friend PepsiPiper being the only thing that could draw his attention away from his arousing pictures of old men going at it.

Beginning to get nervous as well, Tekirai said jokingly, "Come on, we don't want ugly corpses around the airport."

ThePepsiPiper instantaneously shot up his middle finger at Tekirai. "Okay, kill him." She said simply.

"Damn... I can smell a fight right now." Virtualized STI stated the obvious.

"I don't think BB of C's choking him for an exhibition." Ace added.

A few seconds later, PepsiPiper used both of his feet to stomp on BB of C's left foot, gave him a spit in the face, and quickly attempted an Olympic Slam. Yet, The BBof C managed to escape the wrestling manuvement and sprung into a martial arts stance.

"Bring it on, bitch." PepsiPiper taunted as he got into an opposing wrestling stance. Just then, an idea came to The BB of C.

"You know... we should have a fight at the party, dude. In front of everyone." He paused to think some more. "In fact, I can kick your ass easily. I know for a fact that the Brits are going to the party, so why not a three-way match between you, me and that Sanji guy?"

ThePepsiPiper chuckled mockingly at BBoC's ideas. "You're being a wuss right now. So why don't you..."

Cutting him off in the middle of his sentence, The BB of C grasped PepsiPiper's neck in one hand and began to choke him once again. ThePepsiPiper made weird noises as BBoC's strong grip blocked his airways. Seeing his struggling, The BB of C released him. The PepsiPiper breathed heavily after the choking, a hand on his heart since he had felt surely near to death.

Not that far away, more LyokoFreaks were getting excited about Hiroshi's party.

"10 minutes and we're gone..." Delritho reported anxiously.

"Oh yeah. Me love to party a lot..." Odd657 said with a nod.

"I'm looking forward to the party... too bad we had to pay for our tickets." Mooshie pouted, wanting to have used the money for something else.

Delritho grinned mischieviously. "Not me, I just stole my uncle's credit card." He laughed.

Lyokolover smirked perversely and was beginning to get a boner due to his dirty thoughts. "I'm getting the girls on my lap tonight..."

Everyone around him cracked up laughing. Some laughed so hard that they had to wipe tears from their eyes.

"Yeah, right. And I'm a go-go dancer..." Carth snorted, only to fall out of her seat laughing again.

Everyone continued laughing and talking about the party and other stuff before they sat on the big iron bird that would deliver them to Mexico.

"I'm finally gonna meet Lawney and Bryan... the Lawdeevee and the Smex to the X will own your asses at Mexico!" Shi Min Xi blabbed excitedly.

"Bah, my own technique will make you drop dead." The BBoC said, not believing that anyone could own him in a fight.

ThePepsiPiper shot up from his seat to yell at BBoC. "You fight like a bitch. Now shut the fuck up, I wanna get some sleep." He shouted.

"Fucking virgin..." The BBoC muttered, inwardly congratulating himself for the night he had gotten lucky.

Rudger was pondering what was going to happen once they landed in Mexico. "Hey... how much cash y'all got? 'Cause we're staying probably for a couple of days and we need food, car rental, chicks..." He counted these off with his fingers, absent-mindedly putting out several more fingers than were necessary after the word "chicks".

"Chicks aren´t a problem... I know I got my #7." ThePepsiPiper added as he was drifting off to sleep.

The BB of C could still only laugh. "Keep dreaming, punk."

"Damn right." ThePepsiPiper said back, leaning back towards his seat.

"Hey... anyone got pictures of the mansion?" Jeremified piped up.

ThePepsiPiper scowled angrily as he had been finally close to sleep. "Shut up, we have talked about it before. Now let me sleep..."

"Are we there yet?" Lyokowarriorteenboy2006 asked, thinking they were near to Mexico. ThePepsiPiper punched him the face.

"Shut the fuck up and let me sleep or your candy ass is..." He was unable to finish due to getting knocked down by a punch from Delritho.

"Why you guys are staring at me like that? He wanted to sleep, yet he couldn't kept his mouth shut all the freaking time!" Delritho tried to cover his ass.

"Mexico's an awesome country... it's gonna be my second time I went there. Too bad I'm gonna miss the Chivas match..." BJB thought aloud.

"Isn't Chivas some alcohol drink?" Virtualized STI wondered.

BJB shook his head at Virtualized STI's ignorance. "I'm talking about Chivas Guadalajara, not about the booze." He explained.

"Oh... my bad." Virtualized STI said although he didn't really care. "You want me to do your hair for the party?" All of the Freakers stared at him like they would rather eat crap than get their hair done by Virtualized STI.

The BB of C, who had been sitting next to Virtualized STI, suddenly looked at him with disgust. "I'm trading my seat with anyone... this is for your own good, Anthony. Believe me..."

"I'll go." Aceilikeeggs said quickly to avoid conflict.

"Fucking homophobe." He whispered to himself after changing seats with BBoC.

Moments later, the plane finally took off... after one hour of waiting on the runway.

"Are we there yet?" Lyokowarriorteen2006 asked again, thinking that maybe now they were near to Mexico.

"No, not yet." CHS09 spoke, wishing they were there as well but knowing there was a long way to go.

5 minutes later... the same thing happened. "Are we there yet?" Lyokowarriorteen2006 asked hopefully.

"Nah... go to sleep." CHS09 remained patient.

Half an hour later... don't you wish he would die? Just kidding, everybody.

"Are we there yet?" Lyokowarriorteen2006 bobbed up and down in his seat impatiently.

CHS09 finally snapped. "Jesus Christ, go suck on Odd675's dick!"

"My penis what?" Odd657 looked around after hearing only his name and the last word.

CHS09 patted Lyokowarriorteen2006. "You heard me loud and clear."

"I'm straight!" Lyokowarriorteen2006 pouted.

CHS09 quite frankly did not gave a damn. "I don't give a damn!"

Odd675 looked startled. "Oh dear... no, no, no... my dicky is for only girls... clear that should be, okay are we? Now let's enjoy this trippie because later we will get some busy with the girlies and..."

"Learn some decent English, you fucking moron." Delritho gave him the look of death. He couldn't stand the moronic randomness much longer.

1 hour later... the same old scenario again, but quite different.

"Are we there yet?" Lyokowarriorteen2006 was once again thinking they were near to Mexico. Delritho looked about ready to bash his head in with his complementary granola bar.

The aeroplane staff noticed Lyokowarriorteen's annoying questions about arriving to Mexico.

"We're not that far from Guadalajara yet. Should we toss the little kid off the plane?" The pilot asked.

The co-pilot frowned. "That would be against our ethics, sir."

The pilot was not satisfied with this response. " Or he goes off the plane or he learns to shut his mouth or this plane crashes down to Earth."

As this discussion took place, food service was on the way for the passengers.

The co-pilot looked around nervously before handing the flight attendant some Valium pills. "Use it on the kid's beverage."

"Okay." The flight attendant responded, not questioning him at all.

Suddenly, we are taken back to Jalisco, Guadralajara, Mexico. Hiroshi has finally encountered with some of his TvTome partners and friends. He kept looking at Linii-chan, but before they could say something to each other, x1 interrupted.

x1pointed his left index finger at Hiroshi. "That's the monkey who raped your ass, Joe."

Hiroshi quickly agreed with him. "Yes... I'm the monkey... now shut your yap."

Joe walked towards Hiroshi. "Hey monkey...why did you rape my..." He laid a finger on him, but he got knocked out with a bag, covering his entire body.

Out of nowhere, Agent Marquez was holding the bag that contained Joe. "Was he doing something to you sir?"

Hiroshi ordered him. "Nah... just smack him again..." Marquez pleased his boss and the TvTomers stared at the bag colliding violently against the floor.

Lutochris was surprised at Marquez's action. "Damn, that's gotta hurt."

Hiroshi seemed pleased with Marquez. "Yea...that's good..." Soon, he managed to recognize Erynn among the group, but noticed two persons kissing with passion. "Are those horny bastards x1 and Yis?"

x1 backed his lips from Yis. "Yep..."

Hiroshi was amused. "Ok...I called you a horny bastard and you said yes....anybody notice somehting weird with tha..." His speaking got cut off by Linii-chan, knocking him with pleasure to the floor. Hiro stood up, touching his back. "What tha...?!"

Linii-chan grinned. "Hiro-chan!"

Hiroshi reacted the same way. "Linii- chan!"

Star Way giggled. "Something's going on.... I can tell, heehee..."

Both look at each other and blush, then Hiroshi quickly gets up and continues. "So... I'm guessing you're all from TvTome right? You mind introducing yourselves?"

NeoDude spoke. "Hey, I'm NeoDude, the guy who loves fanfics..."

He got ignored by Hiroshi. "Anyone else I need to know?"

Trillinka introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Trillinka. Remember me?" Hiroshi nodded his head.

Star Way also spoke. "You already know me, Hiro... Erynn, by the way."

Meanwhile the others introduced themselves to Hiroshi, a recent flight has arrived to Jalisco, direct from Los Angeles, California.

The passengers were ready to get off the plane after the plane landed. Finally, their dream was starting to become true.

lyokowarriorteen2006 wasn't walking straight as he touched his head. "Yay, we finally arrived... damn, I still feel dizzy..." The Valium was taking effect on lyokowarriorteen2006.

Virtualized STI agreed with him. "Yeah, and now we gotta get rolling to the party."

Tom Bone shared his thought as well. "This is wonderful."

Carth_upon_a_star also spoke: "A party ain't a party without me..."

Realizing that they were no longer in United States terrotory, Delritho made a good question. "Hey, anyone here knows spanish well?"

The BB of C wasn't helpful. "Not me. I merely can understand my own catchphrase."

Neither ThePepsiPiper was hepful as well. "Well, if Odd675 can't speak spanish well then..."

Odd675 felt pissed off after PepsiPiper's words. "Pues te me vas a la mierda porque ni puedes pololear para salvar tu propia vida, ¿cachai?" (Well, go fuck off because you can't even date to save your own life, got it?)

Jeremified obivously didn't knew spanish. "What the hell he said?"

The BB of C was on the same place as Jeremified. "I don't know, but..." he started to chant randomly "Pinochet! Pinochet! Pinochet!" This crossed the line for Odd675, since probably some of his relatives were executed during Pinochet's government.

"Mijito, te cagaste..." (oh dear, you're screwed) Quickly, he proceeded to kick The BB of C's testicles.

The BB of C was laying on the floor, touching his injured piece and dealing with the pain. "I thought your last name was Pinochet!" He received another kick, this time in the face.

Delritho was bursting in laughter. "I was fooling around... but that was priceless. You should have learned who was Pinochet before you called him that, fool. I knew already that wasn't his last name!"

[Citizens of Halloween Town, something's wrong with Tom, something's wrong with Tom! Citizens of Halloween Town, drag his ass to Halloween Town so he can finally meet Jack. Tune in to "Jack's Obsession" from The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack]

And for no apparent reason, Tom Bone began singing.

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull,
Will it let me be? I cannot tell.
There are so many things I cannot grasp.
When I think I've got it, and then at last.
Through my boney fingers it does slip.
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip.

While Tom sang his song, obviously from the movie known as The Nightmare Before Christmas, some people found it really annoying.

A random tourist shouted at him. "Shut your yap, man." But another tourist was more offensive at Tom. "Shut the fuck up."

We all know that the second option is what you would tell to Tom if he did that in front of your face... just kidding, I haven't personally heard him singing yet.

lyokowarriorteen2006 couldn't stand Tom's singing. "My head!!" Although, his pain is mostly due to Valium overdose, he rolled over the floor, but Tom Bone stomped on his balls by accident. "Owww!!"

Tom Bone continued singing.

Something's here I'm not quite getting
Though I try, I keep forgetting
Like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Some tourists were deciding to call the police... it was already getting annoying to several passerbys at the airport.

ThePepsiPiper got close to Tom Bone. "Dude, quit the Jack thing. You're making an ass out of yourself." His whispering took none effect on the Nightmare Before Chirstmas fanatic.

The BB of C, still touching his balls due to the kick he received, stood up and yelled at Tom. "He's got a point, man. Shut it now or you're gonna get whopped with Cannon style!"

Yet, Tom Bone ignored them and kept singing.

In these little bric-a-brac
A secret's waiting to be cracked
These dolls and toys confuse me so
Confound it all, I love it though

One of is best friends, monkey xo girl stood up to Tom. "Hey Tom, I know this is one of your favourite songs, but please stop it. Or we might just get deported to America." She got down to her knees and begged him. "Please stop this, Tom." But Tom didn't even paid any attention at all to his best friend.

Simple objects, nothing more
But something's hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something's there I cannot see
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

A passenger from India got close to Tom and yelled at his ear, ending abruptly with his singing. "That is the bullshit of all bullshits!"

Tom Bone stopped singing, offended at how the Indian called his song, pointed a finger on his nose. "You did not..."

The Asian traveller cut him off. "You damn right heard me, you piece of american rubbish. Now get your white ass off my way or I will bitchslap you." Tom Bone backed himself to a corner and began to cry.

Carth was hungry. "Hey, what should we eat? McDonald's."

enemyxwithin spoke. "We're at Mexico, fool. Lets go find some mexican food."

Carth still insisted on her idea. "But I want McDonald's."

enemyxwithin opposed. "Hey... we should go for mexican food."

Yet, Carth insisted again. "But I want McDonald's."

enemyxwithin slapped Carth in a friendly way. "Screw you, loser. I want mexican food right now."

Carth touched her cheek like if that slap had really hurt. "But I haven't ate McDonald's in two months..."

enemyxwithin put her hands on her hips. "Feel glad you don't eat rat meat anymore..."

"But I..."

ThePepsipiper stared at both girls. "I'm starting to think women don't know what they want, if you catch my drift."

Aceilikeeggs agreed with him. "Amen!"

Meanwhile, we're back with Hiroshi's group. Much fun than listening to some teenager singing and two girls bitching about what to eat, am I right?

Star Way looked around, crossing her arms over her chest. "Now, how are we going to get to our hotels and get ready for the party?"

Hiroshi whistled, a loud rumbling is heard as if to answer her question."That's our way outta this joint... talking bout joints... x1, got any left?"

Linii smacked Hiro with the wrench, drawing a bit of blood, which tainted the cold steel. "Hiro!.... What did we talk about?!"

"No drugs or self injury," Hiro chanted back in a defeated voice.

Agent Marquez shifted a little, butting in to make a point. "Sir... only 10 persons, including yourself and the driver, can fit in the car..."

Hiroshi Yamabuki paused, scratching his head in thought. "Hmm... okay... Linii, Yizzy, x1, Star Way, Joe, Trillinka, Ferfer and..." He paused to think of a last name. "Ahem... I think we'll need that extra seat for the luggage."

Lutochris gave him a glare. "Bullshit. That ain't..."

Hiroshi shrugged. "Sorry guys..." He tossed them five $100 bills. "That'll cover your arrival to the graveyard..."

x1 blinked at the choice of words. "What the hell?"

Hiroshi grinned. "Oops, I meant the party. My bad."

And with the, Hiroshi and the others climbed into the private hobo-powered Egyptian block.

[Silence and read this scene.]

Meanwhile, Rodri and Mewberries were finally "meeting" each other in the hotel room.

"Hey, is everything okay now?" Rodri asked with a concerned tone of voice.

Mewberries sniffled and began to cry. "My parents... left me on my own."

An incredibly excited "YES!" sounded in Rodri's mind. "Damn... that sucks." Rodri said instead of what he was thinking as he pulled her into a hug.

"Now what am I supposed to do on my own? I'm alone by myself, you borrowed me money to get to my hotel, which is really a sweet gesture, and..." Mewberries rambled, terribly distressed.

"You know, we can go to that party you talked about before. A few drinks wouldn't kill you. Also, I was part of TvTome, just like you." Rodri suggested, still unaware he was talking to Mewberries.

Mew's tears suddenly came to a stop and she grinned happily. "Really? Who are you then?" She asked with excitement.

"I was known as bloodyhell..."

"Rodri!!" Mew interrupted joyfully, jumping on him and giving him a big wet kiss, almost making out with him.

Although not at all upset with or about to complain about her actions, Rodri couldn't help but be a bit confused. "Do I know you?"

Mewberries giggled and huggled Rodri. "Of course, silly!"

[You don't do fishing from a Wagon... but I don't care and neither the fishermen do. Just tune in to "Wagon Wagon" from Insane Clown Posse, will you?]

Half an hour after erikamisha's dead body has fallen into the sea, some fishermen were sailing around the seas finding for several kinds of aquatic animals for different purposes many could imagine.

One of the fishermen was grabbing his wooded left leg while he was looking at the fish they have already caught. "No te olvides que el Señor Marquez nos ha hecho el pedido por pescado de primera calidad." (Don't you forget that Mister Marquez asked us for first class fish.)

The other fishermen felt different about it, while he hooked up the bait to his fishing rod. "Pero nunca antes el pendejo nos había pedido semejante cantidad." He threw the bait to the waters. "Pero dijo algo sobre una juerga esta noche, ¿eh?" He noticed his business partner was doing something else. "Deja de atizar mota, cabrón." (But the bastard has never asked us for such quantity. But he said something about a party tonight, eh? Stop stirring the powder, fucker.)

The fisher with the wodden left foot stopped sniffing his cocaine. "Chinga tu madre, rene. ¿Que pedo tienes?" (Fuck you mother, nigga. What the fuck is your problem?)

His parrtner wasn't pleased with him at all. "Tu y tu pinche mota..." (You and your damn pot...)

The other fishermen snapped. "Anda a comer mierda, maricón." (Go eat shit, f*ggot.) The arguing came to an end when his partner noticed that the bait got hooked to something.

He shouted "¡Órale! Algo se viene..." He starts to reel the fishing rod, but apparently the fish is heavy enough to not be lift by himself. "Esta infeliz pesa.... ¡ayúdame!" Then, both fishermen reeled up the big prey. "¿No piensas que es..." To their surprise, they end up fishing Erikamisha's corpse. "¡Santa mierda!" (Hey! Something's coming... this bitch weights... help me! Don't you think that is... holy shit!)

In a quick turn of events, the second fisherman instantly fainted and the first one fell off the boat, dying later sunk by not being capable to swim due to his wooded left leg. Meanwhile, Darklord's body has already arrived to the hospital, ready to get limb surgery.

As all this was going on and although no one expected him to make it--alive, at least--Dylan arrived to the mansion.

"Look who arrived..." Agent Whitey nudged Agent Blackey as he said it, thoroughly amused.

Agent Blackey laughed. "Get my MK-47..."

"Let's waste the kid later... first let's play paintball on his sorry ass." Agent Whitey suggested and his partner agreed.

Dylan knocked the door. Nobody opened him the door. He knocked again and this time the door opened. Inmediately, tons of paintball bullet went straight to his body, knocking Dylan to the floor. The firing didn't cease as more bullets were aimed towards him. Moments later, Dylan's body was covered in different coloured dots and a bit of blood.

Dylan0513 sighed stupidly, completely oblivious to his many wounds filled with brightly colored paint. "Damn, I'm a mess... gotta go back to some hotel and buy new clothes."

[Well... maybe "Cyco Vision" (Suicidal Tendences) could be used to understand AngelBolt... but hey, it might be bullshit.]

Once again, we are taken to the store where AngelBolt has bought her shovels. She has been handling well against the cops, beating them down and leaving heads around the pavement and other policemen with serious damages in parts of their bodies hit with the shovel. She battled her way out to the streets as many civilians passed by and observed the slaughtering.

A mexican kid stated something from his thoughts in reference towards AngelBolt. "Se parece a "La Novia" de Kill Bill." (She looks like "The Bride" from Kill Bill.)

His mother corrected him. "No, mi hijito. Ella es "La Perra", ¿entendiste?. (No, my son. She is "The Bitch", understood?)

The kid looked at his mother. "¿Tu también no eras una perra, mami?" (You also were a bitch, right mom?)

Suddenly, a random guy approaches the kid's mom, grabs her by the ass and starts making out with her. "Vamos a hacer mis fantasías realidad..." (Let's make my fantasies come true.)

The kid's mom walked away from him with the guy, both holding hands. "El coger... digo, el deber me llama, mi hijo." (The booty call... I mean, duty calls me, son)

3 minutes later, AngelBolt stumbles across the kid and whacks his head off while his mom is making some bucks out of her recent costumer.

AngelBolt held her shovels in the air and stared at them. "It's time for a change. Time for a revenge. I've been waiting so long. His sarcasm destroyed me."

From the floor, a beaten up cop barely spoke. "¿Que demonios estás hablando?" (What the hell are you talking about?)

AngelBolt jumped towards his body and smashed his face with both shovels. "I've been waiting so long for this shit."

Another cop was clueless about AngelBolt's speech. "¿Que?" (What?)

AngelBolt knocks out that cop. "AngelBolt will prevail over this sick pathetic world."

Although the cops were getting knocked down, some still didn't understood her message. "¿Que?" (What?)

AngelBolt slammed a shovel towards a corpse. "Stop interrupting me, you fuckers!!" She ended up killing all those who were still alive. "Blood will shred..."

One of the very few cops alive managed to speak some English. "Blood will what?"

AngelBolt decimated that cop with five shovel strikes. "Blood will shred. And the victims from my death list will go to hell. That is my mission, to secure their entrance to hell." She started to name her victims list. "First, that psycho nuthead x1. Then, that cocky n*gga with his goddamn big size threads." She got angrier as she continued. "After that, comes that stupid emo fat ass wrestler wannabe who had a crush on one of my best friends." She tried remembering who else was on the list. "Then... what else? Oh, yes... I can't forget that fucking Linii-chan bitch." She reserved her main objective for the end. "And of course... definately..." She takes a little breah just to shout. "I am going to fucking kill that fat ass jamaican motherfucker!!" She raged, striking her shovels over the abundant corpses on the street. "I won't be back home without his head!! Arrghhh!!" She toned down a bit, much to the surprise of those who were watching her. "And finally, I should enjoy Hiroshi's fucking party. It sounds fair for a girl like me," Her speech got briefly interrupted as she stared at a kid who was by the street and yells "right??!!" which provoked the little kid to run away crying loudly, making AngelBolt cover her own ears.

She looked at her watch. "Time to get back to the hotel." As she walked, she accidently stumbled on a teenager blonde. Quickly, she raised her shovels, setting herself on a defense stance. "Get off my way!"

The defenseless female backed off. "Don't hit me, please!"

AngelBolt lowered her shovels and asked. "Okay... who are you?"

She answered. "I am Paige"

AngelBolt gave Paige a weird look. "Your name sounds familiar." She introduced herself to Paige. "I'm Jackie." Both girls shaked hands. "Now I need to find my Blue Armor Boy..."

Paige raised an eyebrow. "Are you on drugs? There's no such thing as a blue armored boy!" AngelBolt enfuriated, raising her shovels again. "No, no, no, no, no! Don't hit me! Please..." Paige quickly covered her face in fear. "I'm sorry, I didn't meant to be mean. I'm also lost in this fucking country, expect that I know the malls and... of course, you can fall in love with your blue armor genie, and..." AngelBolt waved her shovel, almost hitting Paige's eye. "Oh my God!"

AngelBolt randomly changed her plans. "Let's go shopping..."

Paige felt strangely confused about AngelBolt for a few seconds, but she stood up and timidly agreed. "Okay..."

[Do you want to keep reading this? Yes, sir. And for the spanish readers... ¿quieren seguir leyendo esto? Si Señor (Control Machete)]

The hobo-powered Egyptian block was riding through the Mexican streets. The song playing on the radio was "Si Señor" by Control Machete.

Trillinka was staring out the window with intrest. "I like this city..."

Darth Ferfer nodded in agreement, leabing forward a little so that he could look out too. "Everybody says that the first time they arrive to a new country, and I agree with you."

"True. I'd like to visit England someday," Star Way put in.

x1 nodded. "That country rocks... Hiro, since you're loaded, why did you make us come to Mexico?"

Hiroshi looked back at him. "Ask that again and you'll get some special treat from my driver."

"Hey Hiro, so what's up for tonight's party?" Linii changed the subject.

Hiroshi smiled. "Many surprises, Linii..." His mobile rang right then. "Hold on a minute..." He answered it. "Hello?"Hiroshi kept talking on the mobile for a good while, while the other passengers tuned him out, some, like Yizzy, even falling asleep.

Linii poked Hiro to try and get his attention off of the phone. "Hiro, you got the stuff you promised for me?"

Hiroshi let go off his mobile. "Hang on this is an important call..." He returned the phone to his ear and continued his conversation.

Linii pouted. "Okay... Hey Stephen, you're enjoying the city so far?"

x1 smiled at her. "Yeah... it's actually cool." The car came to s sudden stop outside of a store. "Why are we stopping?"

Agent Marquez glanced at him. "We need gasoline and booze."

"Oh, okay..." x1 trailed off.

Seconds later, JoeDaHobo got out from the bag he was in, but fell asleep and really wasn't much of a bother to anyone.

Star Way decided to strike up some conversation. "So Trill, how're things going with G-Force?"

Trillinka blinked at her, voice going a little sour. "We were never an online couple."

"I thought you were," Star Way

Trillinka shook her head. "G-Force's a nice guy and such an excellent writer... but his thing about love is..." She trailed off, not really wanting to finish that thought.

Star Way kept prodding. "What?"

Trillinka dropped her voice to a hushed whisper. "I think he's gay."

x1 waved it off. "He's just full of anime and chinese martial arts..."

Linii-chan poked the driver this time. "Hey driver... can I connect my Ipod to the car?"

Agent Marquez nodded to her. "Yes."

[Connecting an Ipod to a vehicle may lead to listen songs you may like or not... but now we got "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" from Panic! At The Disco, and you know that girls will be with their pants off soon over here.]

Linii-chan grinned brightly. "Okay!" Seconds later, Linii's Ipod was connected to the car. Panic! At The Disco's "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" came on and started blasting.

x1 strained to look at the Ipod. "What music you got?"

Linii-chan rattled off a list. "Jack's Mannequin, Kelly Clarkson, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance... And oh my fucking God, Panic! At The Disco... they own your soul... I'm telling ya."

Star Way wasn't too impressed. "Bah... I prefer Björk."

Linii-chan shook her head. "But Panic owns!! But I got a better song to fit with this car!"

x1 grinned. "Nice..."

[A new song comes after one ends... but sometimes, there's the perfect song for the perfect moment... tune in to "Ode To My Car" from Adam Sandler in your grandma's used car.]

"Yep, Stephen..." Linii grabbed her Ipod to see her music list, clicks a button and a new song started to play. It was Adam Sandler's "Ode To My Car" As Adam Sandler began singing, the people started laughing at the lyrics.

"Oh my God, that shit is hilarious..." x1 gushed.

Linii-chan smirked. "Hell yeah!" She high-fived x1.

Star Way was laughing too. "Hahahaha... that's some funny shit... piece of shit car... hahaha..."

Agent Marquez was laughing, but he was smiling. "I gotta get those slaves listen to this..."

x1 turned to him, curious. "What are you talking about?"

Agent Marquez snapped back at him. "None of your business, kid."

x1 looked a little put out. "Oh, okay..."

Linii-chan, Darth Ferfer, and x1 all joined in, singing the chorus. "Piece oh shit car... he's got a piece of shit car..." Linii-chan added with a shout, "It sucks royal dick!" They kept on singing for a while.

Linii-chan turned to x1. "...Hey Stephen..." she looked straight into his eyes. "...got any plans for tonight?"

x1 pondered for a moment. "Hmm... err... dance with Yizzy, have fun... you know..."

Linii-chan sighed. "Me too, but I can´t right now..." She glanced back to Hiroshi, but he was still on the mobile. "Well..."

Star Way rolled her eyes at Linii."Chill out... He might be setting some stuff up for tonight. Maybe he hasn't even finished the mansion yet..."

Darth Ferfer muttered darkly. "Damn."

Linii-chan looked around. "Stephen... what time is it?"

x1 winked at her. "Time to fuck... err..." Linii giggled. "Time to dance..." Linii laughed at the Panic! At The Disco reference. "Oh, I know! Play in traffic! Linii-chan cracked up more as x1 slightly grinned at her.

Darth Ferfer raised an eyebrow at her. "She´s gone crazy..." x1 slapped him and then Linii bashed him with the wrench.

"Ouch..." Trillinka winced at the sight.

Linii-chan smiled at her. "My wrench is cool... you´re gonna see why..." She bashed Trillinka with the wrench, knocking her off as well.

Hiroshi finally hung up. "How much further is it to their hotel?"

Agent Marquez glanced at the clock. "Five minutes, sir."

Hiroshi sighed. "Damn... the bathtub hobo has escaped from the mansion..."

Agent Marquez frowned. "No shit."

Hiroshi brished it off. "He'll come back, though. His stash is still at home."

The hobo-powered Egyptian block kept advancing towards the hotel.

Unfortunately for them, things were not going so well at the jail with Katie's group.

Katie's group arrived to their cell. Darkborn was the last to step foot down the hall, but he refused to enter the cell.
The cop spanked Darkborn's ass with a stick.

"¡Adentro! (Inside!)" He shouted, proceeding to spank him even harder after. "¡Ahora! (Now!)"

The cop was about to spank Darkborn's ass yet again, this time hard enough to leave skid marks, but Darkborn hastily walked inside the cell.

Katie began to grow angry as she thought back to the cash register woman. "That stupid bitch!" She shouted in rage, punching a wall but quickly pulling her hand back in pain. "Damn, I'd rather stick back to wrist cutting..."

Darkborn did a double-take, looking at Katie with surprise. "What the hell?"

"Forget it, okay?" Katie said quickly, looking away from him and leaning against a wall pouting.

Doggiegal sighed. "Let's face it, we're screwed."

"At least we got a toilet." GradeA said happily, inspecting the crap-filled toilet that was poorly installed against the wall, looking as though the pipes could burst at any second.

He received a look of pure hatred from his cellmates. "What?" He asked, shrugging his shoulders.

"Don't you dare take a dump right here!" Dan & Sandwich Boy pointed his finger angrily at GradeA.

"I can't hold it anymore..." GradeA whined, shuffling back and forth like he was going to blow.

"Then why the hell you ate two burritos before?" Dan & Sandwich Boy shouted at him, looking incredibly flustered and pissed off.

"Nobody here expected us to go to jail today." Doggiegal said sadly.

Darkborn stretched in an almost relaxed manner. "Good point, but now it seems cozy to me, actually."

Katie immediately jumped up with anger. "What the hell are you talking about? Next up is our asses getting raped by some stupid beaner..." A knife rocketed toward Katie's head, slightly cutting a little bit of her forehead. The rage she felt grew even stronger. "Who the fuck did that?" She screamed as another knife was thrown again, but she evaded it this time, looking around for any sign of the person who had chucked the two knives at her.

A prisoner with a knife in his hand sneered at Katie. "¡Calle su puta boca o le voy a reventar el cántaro!" (Shut the fuck up or I'll break down your pussy!) He shouted. Katie didn't understood a word about what he said. She began to become frightened of him, nonetheless, and backed against the wall of her cell.

"Oh shit, we're fucked..." Darkborn said shakily.

Without warning, GradeA peed his pants, worsening the smell of the jail and grossing everyone out instantly. He was about ready to use the toilet. "That's it, I can't hold it..."

The prisoner threw a well-aimed knife at GradeA's genitals, missing them by mere centimeters. "No need to get violent, dog..." GradeA said, a bit freaked out over almost losing his manhood. The prisoner ignored him, spitting in his face.

[Check out at Holiday Inn since the Hilton hotels suck ass... just kidding, but Paris Hilton isn't really worthy to shag with... by the way, listen to "Holiday Inn" with Chingy feat. Snoop Dogg and Ludacris while you read this thing.]

Now, we are taken to Holiday Inn Select at Guadalajara. Morgan, vertig73 and Osiris just checked in at their new hotel and got quickly installed on their new room, which contained three beds.

Morgan noticed vertig73 and Osiris a bit tired. "You guys are gonna watch tv, right?" Both men nod their heads. "Okay, I'll go down and be back in an hour, okay?"

Morgan took the elevator that led her to the first floor. As she walked her way outside the hotel, a black kid stumbled on her way. Morgan asked him. "What do you want?"

Somehow, the black kid knew her. "You're Morgan, right?"

Morgan felt creeped out, as if she was stalked by him. "How the fuck you know my name?"

The black kid revealed his true self. "I'm Lyokohack, from Lyoko Freak."

Morgan didn't seemed so happy about him. "Damn... you also knew about this trip?"

Quickly, LyoKoHaCk cleared things up. "It's been a thread around BKO... damn Hiroshi bastard, I paid my own ticket."

Morgan found him a bit whiney. "So did I. I just wanna have mad fun with Erynn..."
LyoKoHaCk drooled at the thought, then reacted, not forgetting his intentions at the party tonight. "No, she's mine tonight."

Morgan replied. "She's not down for black kids..."

LyoKoHaCk got pissed at her comment. "Shut your mouth, fat bitch."

Morgan looked at herself, then she proceeded to slap LyoKoHaCk. "You bastard!"

Numbuh 7 walked by the two teenagers. "Hey, what's going on?"

Morgan saluted her. "Hi!" She asked quickly. "You're also going?" Numbuh 7 nodded her head. "Little children will suffer my wrath... praise the sexycore girl..." Morgan shouted, leaving LyoKoHaCk and Numbuh 7 with weird looks at her.

LyoKoHaCk looked at Morgan twice. "Sexy, my ass..." That earned him another slap inthe face. Then, he asked a intelligent question. "By the way, who are you with?"

Morgan answered. "Two dumb brits." LyoKoHaCk wondered. "The Davies?"

Morgan told him about the Davies. "Nah, they got busted."

LyoKoHaCk thought that was illogical. "What the fuck?"

Morgan added. "If you don't believe me, we can ask Osiris and..." she couldn't remember well vertig73's name "damn, I forgot the name of the kid who has a crush on x1".

LyoKoHaCk wa quite lazy enough to not go to Morgan's room. "I'll take your word for granted. Damn... that sucks."

Morgan felt necesary to aks LyoKoHaCk the same thing he asked her. "Who are you with?"

LyoKoHaCK didn't hesitated to answer her question. "This sweet blonde..." He poked Numbuh 7, but she stared at him. "...some random idiot and two geeks."

Morgan was surprised in sarcasm. "Oh... nice." animenologist walked by.

"In an hour or two, we're heading to the party..." He said after looking at his watch

LyoKoHaCk looked at him again. "You need to get laid." animenologist ignored him and walked away.

Morgan high-fived LyokoHaCk. "I agree with you on that one."

LyokoHack felt thirsty. "Got some booze at your room?"

Morgan replied. "Just registered at the hotel minutes ago... although, I gotta find a way to get sake."

Numbuh7 stated the obvious. "There will be sake at the party, I suppose."

Morgan reacted badly "You actually expect that from a inmigrant mexican beaner?" All the mexicans inside the hotel glared at Morgan, one of the buttons from the hotel was quickly loading a gun.
Numbuh7 noticed the gun and some executives at the hotel. "Millionaire bea..." She quickly covered her mouth, realizing that she was going to offend the mexicans.

LyoKoHaCk walked away from Morgan. "I'll pretend we never met before..."

[It's time for another person to bite the dust... and it's a boy's turn. Listen to "Another One Bites The Bust" from Queen]

Some time after shopping, AngelBolt left Paige at the hotel and explored the city on her own. As she walked, she seemed to recognize a teenager...

AngelBolt leaned forward a little, unsure if she could really believe her eyes. "Oh boy, it can't be... it's just like he said he looked like! She walked towards the boy. "It's just like x1 described himself!!" She raised her shovel and ran toward him and jumped over him. "I'm not dumb!!"

She hit the boy in the head and the stomped on his testicles and beat his face repeatedly with the shovels as the blood squirted over her clothes. it splattered onto the sideway and stained the sides of nearby buildings. "Die you psycho bastard! Feel my shovels!" She spit on the boy's face. "Your existence makes me sick!"

The boy was writhing on the ground, trying in vain to shield himself, and bleeding profusely. "Help! Help!" His mouth got smacked by a shovel to silence him.

AngelBolt glared down at him with hatred. "You disgust me, x1. You made me nuts and you suck..."

The boy revealed himself to be someone else. JeremyHopper was gasping for breath. "I'm not x-"

AngelBolt wasn't hearing it. "Shut the hell up!" She cut him off with a smack, and just kept on hitting JeremyHopper.

JeremyHopper's voice was fading. "I'm Jeremy..." he trailed off as his world began to go black.

AngelBolt stoped her rampage for a moment. "Jeremy what?"

"I'm JeremyHopper..." He closed his eyes and died, leaving AngelBolt grabbing her hair in frustration over the dead body.

"Crudmuffin!! How in the name of Colin Mocherie's Faulty Rogaine could x1 look like this?? Gah... I'll kill him at the party..." AngelBolt ran away from JeremyHopper's corpse, leaving him lying on the street.

[Linii's Ipod brings us a new song to listen... time to tune for "Barely Legal" from The Strokes]

Suddenly, we are taken back to the Hobo-powered Egypt block.

x1 noticed how their destiny isn't that far. "We're ready to hit the party!"

Star Way was in a happy mood. "Hell yeah..."

Hiroshi popped out a Johnnie Walker Blue Label bottle. "Hey, y'all want some scotch before we arrive to the mansion?" Only Trillinka and x1 accepted the scotch.

Linii-chan looked at the bottle. "I'll drink some later."

JoeDaHobo shared the same thought at Linii. "Same here."

Hiroshi didn't cared about Joe. "Who asked for your opinion?"

JoeDaHobo backed up. "But I just..."

Hiroshi yelled. "It doesn't matter who you are!!"

JoeDaHobo asked, concerned about Hiroshi. "You're on drugs right?"

Hiroshi denied. "Nah... but x1 is."

x1 looked at Hiroshi. "You had one of my joints before." That made Linii-chan basheed Hiroshi with the wrench.

Linii-chan felt a bit angry. "No lighting the candle for you tonight!"

JoeDaHobo looked at both Linii-chan and Hiroshi. "He ain't getting pussy tonight..."

Hiroshi looked at his driver. "Hey Marquez?"

Agent Marquez replied. "Yes, sir?"

Hiroshi gaved him an order. "Cut his fingers off."

Agent Marquez grabbed a knife, but JoeDaHobo begged for his life.

Hiroshi noticed Joe begging for his life. "Okay... I'll forgive you, but you gotta kiss my feet, you peasant!"

JoeDaHobo got pissed off. "No fucking..." He stopped as Marquez showed him the knife. "...alright." He quickly kissed Hiroshi's feet.

Hiroshi patted Joe. "Linii, get me my digital camera." Moments later, Hiro managed to got his pic of Joe kissing his feet. "This is ownage, man. I should make a huge poster out of that..."

"With Photoshop, I could make it look like he's giving you head..." x1 snickered, which made Star Way giggled and Linii felt annoyed at the thought.

Linii-chan threatened him. "Do that and my wrench will go through your ass. You want that?" She raised her wrench, ready to strike on x1.

x1 proudly raised his fist in the air, yelling. "Hell yeah!!" He touched his hand later, realizing that he hit by accident the car's roof.

Linii-chan laughed at her friend's words. "Oh my God, are you for real?" x1 nodded his head, Linii laughed more as well as Star Way. "I can't picture you with my wrench on your anus..."

x1 served himself a glass of scotch from the Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch. "To Mexico!" Everyone in the car made a toast as well with the scotch, including the driver, who almost crashed the car with a light post while making the toast... the Johnnie Walker bottle got spilled on Yizzy's jeans.

Star Way complained. "For the love of God, didn't they taught you not to drink while driving?"

Yizzy wasn't pleased with what just happened. "I need new jeans!"

The hobo-powered egyptcian mobile stopped at a mall later, to get Yizzy a new pair of jeans and the others took their time to buy clothes and souvenirs before the party began.

[Big Egos (Dr. Dre feat. Hitman) collide when these n**gas meet at last. Read and listen... or listen and read...]

OBoy was shopping his clothes for the night. On the way to his hotel, he stumbled across the 4 black persons who were previously following Stonecreek's group, but detoured their attention towards their friend.

'Big Dogg' Dave grinned. "Jeffrey, my man! How's it hanging?"

OBoy greeted him. "Big Dogg!" OBoy hugged Dave. "It's all good, homie. Tonight's the night."

Lil' Moe was happy to see OBoy as well. "Oh yeah... but first, we gotta get back at those fucking eses! They almost killed us."

OBoy wasn't aware of what happened to them. "Damn, that sucks. But you n*ggas always get into trouble and shit..."

Pete replied. "They started it. And we gotta gotta let 'em knnow that our hood means business..."

Lil' Moe disagreed with his homie. "Fuck the hood, let's bust them... hey, why y'all bitches giving me those looks?"

Carl turned his back on Lil' Moe. "I'll pretend you never said that."

OBoy looked at the hotel's doors. "Look homies... right now, I gotta set some shit up for the party..."

'Big Dogg' Dave wanted to attend the party as well. "Give us the address and we'll be here."

OBoy answered his partner, not revealing the mansion's address yet. "Meet me around the Plaza de los Mariachis and we'll kick some ass later... but she's mine."

Pete looked at OBoy. "Whatever, pedo. She's just some white bimbo teen." He received a punch in the nose from OBoy. Pete grabbed OBoy from the neck. "You son of a..."

Carl avoided Pee from choking OBoy. "Chill, n*gga. Don't trip on us now... well, see you at the Plaza, Jeff."

OBoy breathed. "A'ight, see y'all there."

Lil' Moe loaded his gun. "Now let's stop fucking around and go waste those goddamn cholos."

The UK group arrived to their cells after being all declared guilty.

Sanji was pacing and casting glares around the cell. "I never thought we would be trapped as rats."

Alpha-Omega was sitting down. "Hey... I wonder where our luggage is now..."

Sanji stopped his pacing for a moment. "I think vertig and Osiris had our luggages. Doesn't matter right now, those mexicans are gonna rape our arses big time later."

Alpha-Omega sighed loudly. "What has England done to the Mexcans so we get busted? The fucking yardies export the pot to Mexico..."

Sanji grumbled. "Maybe those gringo cops we stoned back at Miami still betrayed us."

Alpha-Omega shook his head. "I doubt it. Actually, it's because of TB3 that we are here."

Cassius335 was studying the cell closely. "Five years... We'll just make this our home, sweet, home. What else we can do?"

"It looks like a shithole," Chibi said frankly.

Lotho had far bigger concerns that being locked in a cell. "Hey Ray, how do you think people would react to our..." he paused, searching for the right words... "cyber scene?"

Ransomed_Heart hung her head. "The laughter of their lives, for sure."

"That, or getting mental scars for life," Chibi put in.

Lotho snickered. "Heh, I can agree with both. We don't have much choice but to stay 5 years here. TB3's having 20 years, though."

TL looked up, worried. "The rest of us are getting 5, right?"

Lotho smiled wickedly at him. "You're getting 5 additional years for being his brother."

TL sighed. "Bollocks."

"I'm just shitting you, pal," Lotho assured him. A few laughs were heard.

Drum lyoko was pouting. "I want my scotch now. Hey... wait a minute, there's underground stuff for sale here!"

Sanji looked idealistic now. "All we need rright now is some bloody rocket launchers, blast some walls and we can still reach the party!"

Lotho surpressed an eyeroll. "Rocket launchers for sale, I doubt it."

"Grenades then," Sanji amended.

Ransomed_Heart was trying to see out of the cell through the bars. She pointed down a few cells on the other side. "Hey... isn't that Katie?"

A few of the group take a look with Ray and notice Katie as well. Drum lyoko shrugged. "Guess we're not alone then."

"We could still try..." TB3 started.

"Shut up, you pansy moron." sanji cut him off, raising a hand, ready to punch TB3 in the face. "It's your fault..."

Lotho glared at Sanji. "You shut up. I've had enough of to listening to "TB3 got us busted", "this fat ass bitch cost us the party"..."

Sanji pleaed his case. "He's a fat ass, don't you see it?"

Cassius335 ignored the fight. "Once the watch hits 8 o' clock, we'll have dinner at jail."

TL clutched at his stomach. "Oh shite... I'm gonna puke after that..."

Cassius335 blinked at him. "You're gonna shite?"

TL corrected himself. "Shit, I mean shit." Cassius glared at him. "I didn't call you shit."

Alpha-Omega snorted. "Yeah right."

Mandaz sighed dramatically. "We're doomed, anyways. No more life, no more dreams and hopes..." Ransomed_Heart hugged her to comfort her. "Thanks, darling."

Ransomed_Heart smiled warmly. "You're welcome!"

[Doctors are the unsung superheroes of everyday, saving lives and possibly yours someday. But in the end, the good guys die... tune in to "Western" from the Argentine band, Ataque 77... don't suicide after avoiding corruption, I'm telling you.]

Darklord's body was ready to go for a surgery operation on his injured limbs. As the doctors were looking at him, one came straight to what Darklord needed to live.

One of the doctors diagnosed. "Va a necesitar transplante de miembros." (He's going to need limbs transplant]

His colleague wasn't optimistic about going with this. "¿Será necesario eso? Podemos aplicarle eutanasia y a nadie le importaría que estuviera muerto." (Would that be necesary? We could apply Euthanasia and nobody would care if he was dead.)

The main doctor agreed with the second doctor. "Mira, yo ya lo veo en algún funeral al muchacho, pero yo no voy a hacerme responsable de su caso. Si quieres, lo haces, pero no te ayudaré." (Look, I can already see the kid at some funeral, but I'm not going to take responsibility on his case. If you want to, you do it, but I'm not helping you.)

The optimisitc doctor replied, pointing at Darklord's injured lower limbs. "Si no se procede a la opreación, nunca más podrá volver a caminar." (If the operation does not proceed, he will never be able to walk again.)

Another doctor took a look on Darklord's legs. "Demonios, se partieron ambas rótulas." (Damn, both patellas got split.)

Luis, one of the doctors who attended Darklord at the airport, was surprised by his partner's words. "Coño, así no estaba antes. Solo presentaba el fémur izquierdo y peroné izquierdo roto y 3 pares de costillas destrozadas." (Fuck, he wasn't like that before. He only had his left femur and left fibula broken and 3 pair of shredded ribs.)

Martín, the other doctor who attended Darklord with Luis, replied. "No te olvides del accidente que sufrimos antes de llegar al hospital... perdimos miles de dólares gracias a un pendejo que nos estrelló su Benz contra la ambulancia." (Don't forget the accident we suffered before arriving to the hopsital... we lost thousands of dollar thanks to some bastard who crashed his Benz against the ambulance.)

While Darklord was getting electric shocks to revive, Luis remembered. "Bueno... ¿le salvaremos la vida o usamos sus órganos para salvar la vida a otros pacientes?" (Well... should we save his life or use his organs to save other patient's lives?)

Out of nowhere, a gunshot was heard at the hospital. A surgeon shot himself in the heart with a policemen's gun, killing himself in the process. It was known that his wife cheated on him with his boss after she got a boob job. Meanwhile, JeremyHopper's corpse has arrived to the same hospital where Darklord is being attended. After a few chit-chat and explaining, the doctors proceeded to save Darklord's life, despite the opposition argumented before.

[No exact songs at Hiro's mansion, as the last details are being set. But at the hobo-powered egyptcian block, the guys are listening to "Hechicera" from Maná... how many will be cast on the lust spell tonight? Stay hooked to this story as the next chapter reveals party scenes and hell may break loose.]

At Hiroshi's mansion, Agent Blackey and Agent Whitey were talking to each other about stuff concerning the party and themselves. Agent Blackey moved his left arm and looked at his Omega Co-axial Rattrapante watch. "It's just a matter of time until our boss and his guests start to arrive." He took a look around the mansion. "Everything's set to go, every drink, stash, food... the time has come at last."

Agent Whitey's mobile rings. "Be right back, bitch." He walked towards a wall while he answered the call. "Marquez?"

"I'm on my way in just a few minutes. Get the hobo's stash on hand in case he returns to the mansion." Quickly, Marquez hung up on Whitey.

Agent Blackey was curious. "Who was that?"

Agent Whitey glared at Blackey. "None of your damn business." He briefly laughed. "Just kidding, man. Marquez. He's coming back with the guests." Whitey headed towards the second floor, looking for something. "Have you seen Christian's A-bombs?"

Anget Blackey answered Whitey's question. "Nope, someone else might have stolen his A-bombs."

Agent Whitey felt worried. "Damn. Now I'll have to call our provider." He grabbed his mobile, but Agent Blackey stopped him from dialing.

"Not right now, bitch. We'll deal that later. That Dylan kid..."

Agent Whitey stated the obvious. "He'll come back. And I've got a special surprise for him..." He rubbed both hands as he grinned wickedly.

Agent Blackey noticed his partner's grin. "Sounds interesting." Quiciky, the sounds of a vehilce stopping was heard near the mansion, which alerted every person at the mansion. Agent Balckey felt alerted at what that meant. "Oh shit, the boss has arrived. Everybody don't panic now. Get to your positions and get some snacks and appetizers ready to recieve them and..."

Agent Whitey cut off his partner with a slap. "Relax n*gga, we'll have a blast tonight."

The Hobo vehicle has finally arrived to the mansion. The passengers got out of the vehicle and looking forward to tonight's party. The entire mansion has been set up for tonight's party, with tons of drinks, pot and other things that the guests will taste as the party grows eventually. Outside the mansion's entrance, some of the ex-Tomers were looking at the mansion from the outside.

Yizzy gasped. "Oh my God!!

x1 had his random comment for the mansion. "The house of orgy!!"

Star Way didn't understood x1 well. "What the fuck??"

Hiroshi Yamabuki stood in front of his friends. "Welcome everyone... to my humble mansion!!"

x1 gave him a strange look. "Humble?"

Hiroshi Yamabuki answered him quickly. "Yes, humble, now shut it..."

x1 cursed. "Bitch."

Hiroshi Yamabuki fired back. "Whore." They were both about to start a fight, but they got slapped by their respective girls and are ordered to stop acting like ten years olds.

"He started it!!" Both yelled at the same time, which provoked several laughters.

JoeDaHobo was cracking up. "That was funny, yo!!" He got slapped by Yizzy. "Now what?"

Yizzy answered him. "Nothing... I just don't like you."

Linii-chan agreed with her, after knocking Joe out with the wrench. "Neither do I."

Joe fainted away... again. Trillinka looked at him. "I'm not dragging his body to the mansion..."

x1 had an idea. "Let's just leave him there on the floor..."

Linii-chan agreed with x1. "Yahh. People could wipe their feet with his body."

Chapter XIII: Failed Theft Attempt

2007-04-30T05:35:39Z

[Time to get the chapter started... and most of the people at Lyoko Freak can be considered as beautiful. Indeed the girls make it up to be "The Beautiful People" (Marilyn Manson)... feel sexy and proud of yourself... and maybe I'm drunk this time.]

Linii awoke from the dream thanks to a swift kick in the chest from x1, rather quickly. She rubbed her eyes, trying to shake the dream from her head. "What happened?"

x1 answered her. "I think Hiroshi's gonna arrive by any minute."

Odd-Like-Me perked up. "Really? Yay..."

That earned a weird look from Star Way. "Haha... why the big joy? Linii's the one that should be hyperly happy."

Odd-Like-Me shrugged. "The stuff I've been through. Now, it's time to-"

The cutoff came from HvonM "Stuff like this." He tossed Odd-Like-Me to the floor and stomped on his testicles, making the Irish boy relive the same pain again.

Darth Ferfer watched with wide eyes. "Holy crap, man. Now I got the idea of what happened to him."

JoeDaHobo looked unimpressed. "It can't be as worse than hot coffee on your face."

"Linii told us you whined like a girl," x1 retorted with a snicker.

JoeDaHobo defending himself by making a reference to Samblob's yelling earlier. "I wasn't the one who screamed out loud as a hyena at the airport."

Odd-Like-Me was writhing on the floor, muttering darkly at HvonM. "Son of a-" Yizzy placed her hand over his mouth to avoid hearing him cursing, but he bit her instead. Yizzy screamed in pain, jumping back.

x1 grabbed Odd-Like-Me by the hair, hauling him up off of the floor to eye level. "Bitch, you're gonna-" He was about to kick his head, but was distracted by looking at Linii, who didn't look so good.

She placed a hand to her forehead. "I need to go to the bathroom. I don't feel well."

Darth Ferfer blinked. "Oh really?"

Linii-chan nodded. "Yahh, really."

Star Way rose ot her feet. "I'll walk you there." She turned to the others. "Guys, stay here until Hiroshi appears, kay?" Everybody nodded their heads. "Good Erynnists."

x1 leaned over and whispered to Yizzy. "Erynnism, my ass..." Erynn glared at him. "Help Linii."

HvonM was apologizing to Odd-Like-Me. "Sorry dude, I just wanted to be descriptive."

Odd-Like-Me glared. "You should have done that to x1."

x1 hugged Yizzy. "Why me, prick?"

"You remind me of TB3. Sorry for your hand, Yizzy," Odd-Like-Me spologized.

Yizzy was clearly still not that happy. "Okay..."

"What the fuck?" x1 asked.

The whole group walked into a Pizza Hut restaurant.

JoeDaHobo cast a wary look at the menu. "I'll pass. Not hungry right now."

Trillinka nodded. "Same here." She lit up a cigarette. "Now what time is it?"

HvonM checked his watch. "5:50 pm. Linii just woke up one hour after I met you guys."

x1 was looking around. "Damn, I wonder where Rodri must be..."

Yizzy remembered Rodri's smoking habits. "Getting high."

x1 nodded. "Yeah, sure."

An American Airlines flight is 1 hour away from arriving in Jalisco, Mexico.

TB3 was staring out the window. "Not that much longer 'til Mexico."

Mandaz woke up in the seat beside him. "What?"

Team Lyoko answered this time. "1 hour from our destiny."

The girl blinked around. "What happened to vertig and his arse?"

Team Lyoko got a wicked grin on his face, leaning across the aisle to poke Alpha-Omega. "Alpha, hit me my brother's cam."Alpha gave TL the camera, he and Osiris still cracking up after watching the whole thing... TL noticed the memory stick was empty. "With the other memory stick." Alpha handed him over the memory stick, and TL got the camera set and watched the film. "Nasty..."

[Everyone... it's time for vertig73 to "Take a shit" with The Left Rights... the song may be short, but it's hilarious enough for the situation.]

Before the plane took off, vertig73 arrived at the bathroom. He was waiting to enter. Before he got access to it...Alpha-Omega bustled up. "I need to take a piss quickly."

vertig73 nodded, moving aside. "Sure, go ahead."

Alpha entered and placed the camera on a corner, covering it with a t-shirt, securing that vertig wouldn't be able to spot it. Alpha flushed the toilet and exited the bathroom.

Alpha-Omega smiedl at his victim. "There you go." He watched vertig rub his stomach. "Have fun..."

vertig73 entered the bathroom, thanking Alpha.

He sat on the toilet, straining while taking a dump. "There goes the chocolates I had." He finished by peeing, but he still felt something in his stomach, it hurt him. "Crap..." He sat on the toilet again, groaning, moaning, and making grotesque faces as he crapped..or tried to anyway.. "What the bloody hell is going on?"

Everybody was looking at the camera, except for vertig who is was asleep.

Cassius335 rubbed his eyes. "Holy shit. The horror, the horror..."

TL leaned over. "Hey Lotho."

LothoFoxburr looked over at him. "What?"

"Can you get this video rolling at Hiro's party?" TL grinned at him.

LothoFoxburr nodded. "Sure."

Ransomed_Heart poked him to get his attention. "Lotho... We need to talk."

The pair returned to their seats.

Ransomed_Heart looked at him seriously. "When the flight ends, we gotta track Erynn."

LothoFoxburr looked uncertain. "You know how to drive a car?"

Ray grinned wickedly at him. "I have a Corvette at home."

"Cool."

Ransomed_Heart nodded. "Now c'mon, I wanna see the video..."

Both returned, just as Trikninja puked.

TB3 rolled his eyes, looing disgusted. "Go to the bathroom, Sanji."

Sanji glared at him for a split second before continuing to watch. "No fucking way." He kept on puking.

A flight attendant came up, looking concerned..and grossed out. "Sir, please go back to the bathroom..."

Sanji looked at her pitifully. "But..."

She tried to get tough now. "No buts, mister. Now do as I say or-"

Sanji was scared. "Or what?"

She smirked. "We'll toss you off the plane."

Trikninja's mind raced. Bollocks. "Okay." His friends laughed at him.

TL Back to the video. The group leaned in to start watching it again.

Sanji didn't move at all. "I'll hold myself..."

vertig73 was doubled over on the toilet, clutching at his stomach and making all manner of disgusting noises as he pushed with all his might and seemed to make no progress at all. Eventually, the air hostess noticed the time that vertig took on the bathroom.

vertig covered his manhood with his two hands while feces dropped out from his anus. "I can't move from here"

Quickly, the air hostess reached him water mixed with laxants. "Have this."

Unexpectedly, a vibrator came out from vertig's rectum, to the surprise of the air hostess, who fainted after seeing it coming out.

Vertig glanced at the vibrator. "Oh, fuck me" He hid it and dumped it to the bathroom's trash can, but little he knew that he was being filmed by his mates.

Chibi shuddered as the video came to an end. "Holy fucking shit, that was so damn nasty..."

LothoFoxburr glanced over at their victim, who was still out like a light, snoring softly. "Good thing that vertig's asleep."

A voice announced that the plane would land in Mexico in 20 minutes... So everyone returned to their original seats and buckled up their seatbelts.

Chibi glanced at Lotho. "After saving our butts, what 'cha gonna do?"

Lotho was about to answer when he remembered something. "Damn..."

Ransomed_Heart looked over. "What happened?"

Lotho frowned slightly. "I forgot something before on the other side."

[We all know that Wartonchan came to Mexico to find Lotho, but I'm sure someone else knew that the Candy Man would be at the city streets of Jalisco... Feels Just Like It Should (Jamiroquai)... now allow me to remember y'all how the Candy Man looked like.]

Meanwhile, more people arrived in Mexico.

Lani strolled off of the airplane, talking animatedly to LadyChaos. "YDV told me about it. Thank God I had a free ticket to go here."

"I wish I had that. Goddamn paycheck wasn't enough, so I covered it with my own cash. But I hope to have fun tonight..."

rachelkawaii beamed at the other girls. "We will, for sure... after reading Erynn's thread, we can guarantee our fun..."

Lani looked around, clearly excited. "I need to go shopping in a while."

LadyChaos nodded. "Me too..."

rachelkawaii rubbed her belly. "I'm hungry..."

As the ladies continued talking, two other guys were talking about something else.

wartonchan leaned over. "Tony, you're sure Lotho's in Mexico?"

codeTONY nodded. "Yeah. Didn't you read that cybersex thread in Big Kids Only?"

wartonchan blinked, thens aid loudly, "What cybersex thread?" The girls stopped talking to listen to the guys once they heard about BKO.

codeTONY continued enthusiatically. "That one where he banged Ransomed_Heart and xLyOkO mAsTeRx. They said he sucked ass. I cracked up two days ago reading all that shit. But they said they needed to go to Mexico and find Erynn 'cause they couldn't delete the thread." wartonchan burst into hysterical laughter at that, as did the girls. "But it's locked, so I couldn't laugh at it inside the thread."

Lani was still cracking up badly. "Seriously? I gotta see that thing!"

codeTONY nodded. "Yeah, but we need to find Lotho."

LadyChaos pouted. "Screw him, he's no fun."

wartonchan kept going anyway. "I need some passwords he knows to fix the latest problem at TechLinks. And he took his laptop with him... if we don't find him, TechLinks will not work for many days." He turned on his computer and got online. "Lotho, just turn on your damn laptop!"

Lani leaned over. "You're gonna hack him?"

wartonchan shrugged. "No other choice... so yeah."

A few silent minutes passed.

LadyChaos broke in. "Can I check my email?"

wartonchan curled himself around the laptop, covering it. "No, I'm busy."

LadyChaos pouted again. "Damn you."

wartonchan ignored her... A minute later, his face turned into a frown.

codeTONY sighed. "Now what?"

wartonchan groaned. "He doesn't have it on his pc."

codeTONY brushed it off. "Whatever, to hell with Lotho. Now let's find that mansion."

"It's on his head," wartonchan said.

codeTONY grinned. "I smell a wicked chase."

LadyChaos took charge. "Now we're 5. Let's take a cab to the Hilton hotel." wartonchan began biting his nails.

codeTONY nodded. "I did my part. Now, you go find Lotho in Mexico..." He thought to himself. If he finds Lotho, he'll lead me to Erynn. He grinned and passed his tongue through his lips. But I'm tired right now, so meeting Erynn drunk would be better. He walked towards the girls. "Warton, come with us."

wartonchan agreed. "All right."

Meanwhile, Linii and Erynn were in the bathroom.

Erynn was perched on the counter, watcing as Linii washed her face. "Linii, are you okay?"

Linii looked up, wiping at the water. "Kinda..." She touched her neck. "Shit, my necklace's gone." He started to cry, and Erynn huged her. "It was a present!"

Erynn looked at her, concerned. "Actually, the necklace torn into pieces a minute before you woke up."

Linii cried more. "Dammit. Hiro bought it from Ebay for me to wear it at the party last week. But I had some wild dreams... you and Vili were going to get married, but the Elric brothers kicked his ass to death. Then, Taelia exploded. Many people died and it was kinda crazy and fucked up and..." She trailed off, gasping for air.

Erynn looked weirded out. "What the fuck?"

Linii nodded, wiping at tears. "Yeah... for real." She continued telling the story to Erynn.

Finally, the plane with the Brits and Lotho's group arrived to Mexico... But they were all guided by policemen outside of the airport.

TB3 was making excuses loudly. "I swear, he attacked me first..."

Sanji muttered darkly. "You fucking choked him..."

TL glared around. "Goddammit Rhys, you forgot your medicine before the plane took off, now we're gonna get our arses fucked in jail."

Ransomed_Heart was walking along complacently. "Oh dear... I've lost all hope for deleting that thread."

Lotho didn't seem concerned over that anymore. "I'd rather be considered as a cybersex junkie than being called a prisioner's bitch... why the hell did you choke that man, TB3?"

Alpha_Omega was grumbling. "You idiot... now we can never enjoy our-" Sanji kicked him in the face to avoid any coked tea mentions. "we're still fucked up, you know?"

Chibi glanced around their little group. "And where the fuck are Morgan, veritg and Osiris?"

Ransomed_Heart smiled slightly as she thought to herself. They were in the airplane's bathroom... hope they can get us free from this.

The policeman spoke roughly. "Cállense ahora o yo mismo les violaré los culos en prisión" (Shut up now or I'll rape your asses myself in prision).

TL snapped back at him. "English, please." The policeman hit him with a stick in the face.

Lotho remembered Spanish swearing. "¡Cabrón!" The policemen hit him even harder.

The whole group, except Morgan, veritg73 and Osiris, were loaded into a large truck and transported to jail.

Meanwhile..Morgan, Osiris, and vertig were standing in the airport, looking lost without their group.

Morgan glared around. "What the fuck happened to those guys?"

Osiris chimed in. "TB3 choked a Paki..."

"Yer..." vertig agreed.

Morgan blinked. "Ah... I thought he did something worse."

Osiris continued. "The Paki died, actually."

"Nice..." Morgan snickered. "Now let's find Erynn."

vertig73 nodded. "Yer... and let's find x1 too."

Morgan glanced at him. "Are you gay by any chance?"

vertig73 looked confused. "No... and I can't remember how a dildo got stuck through my arse." Morgan and Osiris simply laughed..And vertig73 didn't get it. "What's so funny?"

Osiris managed to talk through the laughing. "You'll see later, mate. At Hiro's party..." Morgan cracked up harder.

vertig73 looked uncertain. "Okay..."

Morgan glanced at Osiris. "But how are you gonna...?"

Osiris grinned at her, leaning over to whisper. "I got the cam before the guys got busted."

Morgan smiled. "Sweet!"

[It ain't fun for these motherfucking niggas if they can't have none... go and listen to "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" with Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt.]

Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt, "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" was blasting as 4 niggas were riding a car on the streets.

Lil' Moe shouted above the beat. "Hey Carl, Jeffrey said the party was gonna be here, right?"

Carl nodded with a mouth full of chicken. "Yeah.."

Lil' Moe glanced at him. "What did ya said, brotha?"

Carl spat the chicken outside the car. "Yeah. Party near the beach tonight."

[Snoop Dogg's song faded away and we're tuned to the Beastie Boys with "Alive."]

'Big Dogg' Dave spat angerly at the stereo. "Goddammit, turn that shit off."

Pete snickered. "Dave, you gotta admit Beastie Boys ain't as bad as your sister's booty..."

'Big Dogg' Dave slapped Pete as the other guys laughed. "You're on shit, motherfucker. Put some Busta Rhymes, dogg."

[The radio station has changed and the new song on the air is "Pass The Courvoisier Part 2" with Busta Rhymes feat. P. Diddy]

"Why are we rolling in this crap?" Pete looked at their car.

Carl broke in. "Look, nigga. That was the first car we could steal so we could run away from those motherfucking cops. They never respect niggas, not even outside the States."

Lil' Moe snorted. "Hell, even Mexicans are respected here."

Carl looked amused at Moe's stupid statement. "Why don't you just shut the fuck up and drive?"

The car stopped at a red light... The black men looked at the Mercedes Benz Stonecreek was driving, which was pulled up next to them.

Carl whistled at it. "That ride is smokin'..."

'Big Dogg' Dave was looking out the other window, at a the lowrider with 2 mexicans and a stripper. "Fuck the Benz, I want to roll in that shit."

Lil' Moe glared at him. "I'm the motherfucking driver, so I say the Benz."

Dave glared right back. "We gotta show these mofo's that we are the business. So we stick with the lowrider."

A random guy who seemed to wash cars on the streets for a living started spraying what was apparently liquid soap on the entire car.

Lil' Moe laughed. "Awesome, they wash the entire car on the street."

Pete pointed at the guy. "You see? Those cholos motherfuckers have to wash cars for a living..."

The car washer pulled a lighter from his pocket, tossing it towards the car, and setting it on fire...

Carl scrambled for the door. "Holy shit, let's get the fuck outta here!"

The black people evacuated the car quickly, watching as it exploded in a giant fireball.

Pete watched the flames for a moment. "A'ight... let's roll in the Benz."

[They're currently listening to "Running down a dream" from Tom Petty, but it seems to be more like "Running towards their deaths" the way Stonecrek drives.]

"He's got Parkinson's" said Skysong. BAB made weird noise, turning a bit green.

Your De-Virtualization turned around to yell at him. "Oh no, stick your head outside the window!"

BAB stuck his head outside the window, vomiting to the outside. Stonecreek sped it up. "I've been taught to drive at fast speeds."

Blue Armor Boy pulled his head back into the car. "I think they have taught you how to commit death at fast speeds!!" He hugged Bubba, the cat, tightly.

Your De-Virtualization glanced back through the rear window. "Oh shit! The cops..."

"San Andreas, baby..." Skysong said sarcastically.

The police chased them through the city, weaving in-between cars and bringing in a helicopter to track the Benz from overhead.

Meanwhile, by a bridge... The amublance was 2 blocks away from its destination. Unfortunately for DarkLord however, the tires were poked out by some biker gangs.

One of the gang members, Luis, said to the other, "Joder... hasta se bajaron las de repuesto los pinches pendejos."

Martin, a second member, was looking at DL, thinking he was dead. "Creo que podemos tirar el cadáver al mar y llevar a la ciega en un taxi al hospital." He tossed DL out from the ambulance, leaving Misha there. "Ayúdame con esto."

Luis walked by, but Stonecreek's mad driving skills ran over the doctor and led the Benz into knocking against the ambulance vehicle, sending it straight to the sea... Stonecreek's car stopped functioning, and the guys bailed out of ti before it exploded.

Your De-Virtualization brushed himself off. "Next time, we take a fucking taxi!!"

Skysong was shuddering slightly. "The high speed horror..."

The Benz exploded, also provoking the police cars to blow away.

Stonecreek's eyes were wide. "Oh shit... we're most wanted."

Blue Armor Boy patted him on the shoulder sagely. "You're most wanted."

The 4 blacks dudes had been watching the whole ordeal.

Carl looked dissapointed. "Ah shit, now we don't even have a ride..."

Pete had an idea though. "Let's follow those mofo's instead..."

[They know that soon they can feel good and have a blast tonight... tune up to "Feel Good Inc." from Gorillaz.]

Meawhile, at Pizza Hut, other people arrive...Namely, NeoDude0, Ulrich&Yumi4Ever and Lutochris.

NeoDude0 waved. "Hi guys."

The people saluted the ex-Tomers.

x1 smiled at him. "Hey Neo. And what about Paige?"

NeoDude0 rolled his eyes. "She was being a brat and stormed off to go shopping."

x1 sighed. "Nevermind."

Just then, two paramedics arrived at the airport, rushing past the Pizza Hut.

Trillinka spotted the paramedics first. "Now what happened?"

DarthFerfer shrugged. "Maybe someone died..."

The paramedics were seen again, this time with a corpse shattered in blood and half front of the body without skin. A crying woman was walking next to the gurney.

x1 sat up a little, trying to get a better look. "Isn't that Blueyedblonde?"

It was indeed Blueyedblonde. "Angie!!" She sobbed as she walked next to the corpse.

Yizzy was staring. "No shit..."

x1 snickered, grinning. "Ding dong, the bitch is dead!!"

DarthFerfer raised his glass. "Cheers!!" HvonM and x1 joined him in clinking their glasses.

Ulrich&Yumi4Ever looked on is mild horror. "That's mean, guys."

NeoDude0 shrugged. "Another reason to party, right Stephen?"

x1 nodded. "Oh hell yeah!!"

Linii and Erynn returned from the bathroom, taking seats around the large table.

Yizzy leaned over. "Linii, you're okay?"

Linii-chan smiled slightly. "Yeah, thanks." She hugged Yizzy.

Erynn was focused on the scene that was unfolding before them with the paramedics. "What happened over there?"

"Taelia's dead," x1 quipped.

Erynn glanced at him, face lighting up. "For real?"

x1 smiled. "Hell yeah!"

Erynn looked thoughtful. "Interesting that you mention it..."

x1 looked confused. "Why?"

Linii-chan waved a hand to dismiss it for the moment. "I'll tell you later... Hiro hasn't arrived yet?"

HvonM shook his head. "No."

Linii-chan swore softly. "Dammit."

Just then, Blueyedblonde looked over and recognized Erynn through her tears.She came over, waving slightly. "Hi Erynn."

Erynn looked kinda uncomfortable. "Hi, wassup?"

Blueyedblonde looked sad again, crying a bit. "Taelia died..."

HvonM sighed. "The coked tea would have been useful right now."

Odd-Like-Me sighed too, knowing what HvonM meant. "Agreed."

Erynn tried to cheer her up. "Hey girl, we have a party tonight. Wanna come?"

Blueyedblonde thought for a moment. "Well..." She realized that she had only come to help Taelia out, she quickly changed mood. "Yeah, sure!"

Agents Blackey and Whitey returned to the mansion.

Agent Blackey was prowling among the workers. "Hey, you lazy ass bums!" The workers middle fingered Blackey.

Agent Whitey tried to make nice. "Ignore this retard. Anyways, word is that Marquez told us that our boss is picking up his friends. Now, I suppose that everything's almost set... did the special guests confirme their arrival to Mexico?"

A random employee spoke up, rambling off several celebrity names, saying that they had confirmed their arrival.

"Okay," Whitey nodded.

Agent Blackey spoke to his partner quietly. "Hey Whitey, you think that mofo Dylan gonna arrive?"

Agent Whitey nodded. "He can't stop himself from being a jackass, so yeah."

Agent Blackey looked around. "Anyways, where's our boss Marquez? He ain't told us where he is at the moment."

Agent Whitey shrugged. "Drunk at a bar, I guess. Oh... Chivas and América are playing right now." He turned on the tv... it was seconds til the end of the match, the score was 1-0 and a penalty kick for Chivas.... Bautista kicked the penalty higher than Roberto Baggio did on USA '94, and América won the match.

Agent Blackey flew into a rage. "Son of a bitch!!" He grabbed a gun and aimed at the tv screen, but Whitey stopped him.

"You fool! Marquez's gonna kick your ass if the boss finds out the plasma tv's screwed up."

Agent Blackey put the gun away. "Whatever. Later, those pothead nerds will trash it up anyway..."

A Mercedes Benz with bloodstains on the front and on the windows was cruising through the streets. Stonecreek was driving the vehicle, next to him was YDV, and in the back seats were BAB, Skysong and JeanGrey.

JeanGrey kicked the back of the driver's seat. "Goddammit, you drive like a bitch!"

Skysong chimed in."Oh hell, even Christopher Reeves can drive better than you!"

Stonecreek knocked down a trash can and a handicapped person in a wheel chair, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.

Blue Armor Boy clutched frantically at the back of the passenger seat. "Slow it down!!"

Stonecreek disobeyed him, crashing the car at Banamex, then getting out of there and continuing to drive like shit.

JeanGrey raised her voice again. "For the love of God, you're not that nigger from GTA San Andreas who has to run away from cops!"

[Remember the previous letters from Enki to the VA's? Tune into to "Stan" from Eminem feat. Dido to catch the feeling again...]

Meanwhile Enki briefly got Internet access. He checked his Lyoko Freak Private Messages. On the Outbox, there was a private message to Matthew Geczy that hadn't been read yet.

Dear Matt
You still ain't read my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up for you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio, you didn't had to
But you could have signed an autograph for Jeffrey
That's my biggest homie, man, he's only just OBoy
We waited in the blistering cold for you 4 hours and you just said "no".
That's pretty shitty, man. You're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in Paris - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see Im just like you in a way
I never knew my grandpa neither;
He used to always cheat on his wife and beat her
I can relate to what youre saying in your shows
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name around my balls
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mother's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you Matt, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta write me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Frank
P.s. We should be together too.

[Time for the silence as a soon to be important event will take place. And thanks again for reading this so far.]

Hiroshi and the Hobo-powered Egyptian Block finally arrived at the airport. Meanwhile, Hiro's friends were talking about other stuff while they waited for him.

NeoDude was trying to entertain the table. "Now role-playing is interesting when hosted at forums..."

x1 broke in. "Role-playing is for retards..."

Star Way laughed. "Hahaha..."

x1 blinked at her. "What?"

Star Way grinned. "Santa!!" She proceeded to glomp x1.

Yizzy rose slightly in her seat, raising a fist. "Like hell you.."

Lutochris was looking at a vehicle outside. "What the hell is that thing?"

Ulrich&Yumi4Ever stared too. "Looks like an Egyptian..."

Hiroshi arrived and touched x1 from behind.

x1 muttered darkly. "Now what?" He turned and looked at Hiro. "Holy shit, you arrived!!"

Hiroshi looked at the bits of bread and mustard on x1's t-shirt. "I can see that you're x1."

x1 nodded. "Damn right. I just humped my sandwich..." Everyone but Hiroshi and Linii stared weirdly at x1.

Linii looked up, excited now. "Hiro??"

Hiro looked back at her. "Linii??"

tamalholocaust @ 2007-01-02T05:21:00

2007-01-02T10:21:44Z

A Requiem To Our Homeland has been finally updated on Lyoko Freak after more than 5 months. Please spread the word about the chapter's update.

Thanks in advance,
AM.

05:00 AM

2006-06-07T01:18:40Z

05:00 AM

[It’s time for some scent from heaven… John Digweed with “Heaven scent”… listens and read, bitches.]

The electronic music was around the party since 4:00 AM, featuring music and remixes from Paul Oakenfold, DJ Hype, DJ Tiesto and many others. And it was going to be the way to end the party. Glow sticks, lighters up in the air and clouds of smoke and weed surrounding the place while many of the partiers are dancing on ecstasy. Morgan and Numbuh 7 made out in public just for the hell of it. Many wooed for the kiss while Rachelkawaii was toying around with Darkborn’s penis in front of everyone.

“Goddamn, this party rocks!!” The BB of C commented to his dancing mate, Lani.

DL disagreed with him. “Not as wild as donkeys on heroin.” He raises his lighter and starts walking his way onto the bar, holding Carth_upon_a_star with one hand.

TB3 looked at DL walking with Carth. “That’s the strategy; getting the girl on drugs and then get your way with her. I admire that pimp.”

Bootch’s look was blank. “Not so pimply in my opinion”. He chugged down a chop of beer. Then he saw somebody else serving beer. “More beer, please.”

Meanwhile, Star Way and Lotho took distance from everybody else and went outside her house.

“These guys are fucked up in the head. No way in hell I’m cleaning all that shit by myself after the party ends,” Erynn ranted.

Lotho cuddled her. “We’ll find a solution to it.”

Out of nowhere, Linii-chan and Werwek were returning to Erynn’s place.

“Where have you guys been?” Star Way asked.

Lotho noticed a huge grin in Linii’s face. “And you’re happy because…” Linii blinked an eye.

“You bastards!” Star Way hugged the couple. “How was it?”

“Just like heaven.” Linii replied, kissing Werwek on the lips. Werwek was rather thirsty for alcohol.

“Princess, let me get some tequila for the 4 of us” Werwek said.

Lotho exclaimed. “Cool, bring it on!”

Star Way looked around. “I don’t care, let’s get wasted here.”

While Star Way and her friends were waiting for Werwek to arrive with the booze, JeanGrey and Stonecreek were talking by the kitchen.

“So after the party ends, what’s up for you?” JeanGrey asked.

Stonecreek finished his beer, dropped the chop around the floor and cuddled JeanGrey. “I don’t know exactly. Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart.”

JeanGrey stared at him. “That was sweet. Too bad you’re drunk…”

Stonecreek looked at the sky. “Stars are like friends; there's always some around, you just need to find your favorite one.”

JeanGrey backed away from him. “You’re acting quite weird… I’ll be back.” She turned around, ready to head over the bar.

Meanwhile, Agent_Marquez returned to Star Way’s house after getting rid of the corpse. Just as he was getting his way to meet The BB of C, another guy stumbled upon him.

“Hey, you got the job done?” He asked.

Marquez nodded his head. “Just the way you wanted, TL.”

TL exclaimed in joy. “You are so bloody brilliant! I didn’t have the balls to do what you just…”

TB3 interrupted. “You haven’t even born with balls in the first place, dimwit.”

TL ignored his brother. “Forget that miserable fucktard… now tell me what you did to lyokowarriorboy.”

Marquez lit up a joint while others surrounded him. “Liver, fava beans, chianti… you guys know the drill. Hopefully.”

TL gasped as same as his friends. “You got to be shitting me. For real?”

Marquez looked over where Tekirai, Carth_upon_a_star, Jeremified and Lani were eating lyokowarriorboy’s liver. “Give it a bite and see for yourself.” The thought of it just made animenologist puke on the floor. “Weak pathetic bastard.” He grinned and walked off.

[Naughty girls around the scene, go get a whip and spank your “Bad boy” (Cascada) right now… keep it real!]

As the song began, a very confused x1 fell out of a linen closet. "What the fuck happened?" He brushed off his shoulders and, shaking off the confusion, went to find his girlfriend.

All was normal on the dance floor, girls and boys dancing erotically to the Cascada song. A few couples stood the sides, making out desperately, while others drank beer and took off their tops.

Meanwhile, in a secluded guest bedroom, a lonely Shi_Min_Xi sat in a corner doing numerous drugs. "This is the life!" He said, inhaling a line of coke and taking a puff of weed at the same time. Finishing the weed, he stood up and looked for a place to dispose of the drug bag.

Suddenly, he began coughing uncontrollably. Blood was quickly spewing out his mouth, and he doubled over in pain. My god, I'm dying, he thought. A minute later, his coughing halted, but only to allow him to vomit before starting up again. He collapsed face down onto the carpet and vomited once more. The coughing finally stopped, and his breathing slowed. Within minutes, all body functions of Shi_Min_Xi ceased.

Lani got up from her seat at the table. "Wow that was some good liver! Rofflecopters." Jeremified agreed. "Tastes just like chicken."

Carth_upon_a_star, however, wasn't so sure. "My stomach feels funny..." She said, running off to the restrooms. Tekirai burped, and then yelled quite loudly: "MORE, NOW!" The remaining people around shuffled away, wide-eyed.

In another room, Your De-Virtualization, TB3, and many others were all in a circle, dressed like monks. In the middle of their group was a huge satanic symbol drawn in blood, and the people were chanting quietly in a mysterious language. After a while, YDV bowed and declared "Long live Erynnism!" All the other monks did the same, and the group dissolved.

YDV pulled up on his robes and pulled them off. He tossed them carelessly nearby, landing on Mewberries151's head. Ignoring Mew's cries, he headed back towards the kitchen to grab a beer.

On the way, he bumped into Lani. "Hey Lani! Uh, do you want to go in a quieter room?" YDV added, getting an idea. "Sure." She grabbed his arm and they searched the house for an empty area.

In almost every section of Star Way’s house, some people were making out, drinking, having sex, doing drugs, or going insane. They finally found a seemingly empty bedroom on the top floor. But as they walked further into the room, they spotted a corpse with its face to the floor.

"Oh my god!!" Lani yelled. "What the fuck?" Your De-Virtualization said, slowly walking up to the body. He knelt down beside it, and slowed lifted the head. "It's Shi_Min_Xi!" Lani exclaimed. "And he has cum all over his face!"

ThePepsiPiper sat on a toilet with his hands resting on his face. He was upset and shaking. What the fuck is wrong with me?! He thought. I just fucking raped a dead body!

[Let’s get it on 'till the early morning… you know what’s coming next… raise up the lighters again, Sean Paul with “Get Busy” for y’all to dance all night]

Many people cheered and grinned as the new song began to play… many raised their lighters in the air, as well as others were looking for a hot mate to dance the song away. Men searching for a nice booty, while girls were waiting to get on the dance floor.

Linii didn’t let go of Hiro. “We can do it again for the rest of our lives…”

Hiro’s face lit up. “Then let’s not waste some time, my sexy mamma!” He lifted up Linii quickly and went towards the stairs, kicking off a sleeping drunk Osiris by making him roll down the stairs. He woke up.

“What the hell was that?” He asked as he tried to regain consciousness.

Ransomed_Heart walked towards him. “Some horny couple wanting to get laid.”

“So fucking desperate he stomped on my balls and rolled me away” he complained while touching his crotch…

A drunken Erynn walked by Osiris. “You need a healing blowjob.”

Osiris zipped down his pants, waiting for Erynn to come down on him.

“Not from me, though.” She waved at a girl. “Hey Morgan… give this fucker head.”

“Oh, bollocks!” Osiris pouted. Morgan appeared by. “Well, oral is oral.”

Ransomed_Heart backed away from Osiris and Morgan, both ready to go for what Star Way called “healing blowjob”.

While ThePepsiPiper was starting to figure out what to explain to Your De-Virtualization and Lani… G-Force and Zeakari were talking by the stairs.

G-Force spoke in a loud tone. “You know I can do a high jump pick Sanji style. Wanna see me trying it?”

“Really?” She asked in joy. G-Force nodded, which earned him a smile from Zeakari.

Sanji butted in. “You gotta be shitting me.”

G-Force quickly replied, shaking his feet. “No, I’m not shitting you. It’s for real.”

Sanji pulled out a gun. “You do it wrong; it’s a trip to hell for you. You do it correctly, I’ll shoot my… my… my…” He stopped doubting about what to say later “…friend.”

“Challenge accepted” G-Force said.

Some people surrounded G-Force, eagerly waiting for him to execute the high kick. He leaped in the air and succeeded in performing it, earning him applauses and even a kiss in the lips from Zeakari.

“Fuck me!” Sanji exclaimed, G-Force backed away as he grabbed a juice drink with rum and shoved it through his throat.

“Now who the fuck do I kill?”

Sanji was wandering through the house, finding someone to make him accomplish his promise.

“Dammit, I don’t want to banish Rhys from this awesome world…” he spoke to himself. Then, he walked to the kitchen and grabbed some glass of scotch, drinking it while he walked back to the party.

Meanwhile, The BB of C and many other people were dancing drunk, even to the point where The BB of C slipped and felled to the floor.

“You’re fucking watsed…” Aceilikeeggs spoke.

“Yeah, right. Watsed… you can’t even fucking spell wasted, douche-bag.” LadyChaos interefered.

The BB of C stood up again, but fell down again.

A random person shouted. “Someone drag this drunken bitch out of here.”

Quickly, the security guards arrived and carried The BB of C away from the house. Seconds later, he regained consciousness, yet he started to puke all over the floor.

Virtualized STI took a look at The BB of C. “Damn… what the fuck is that?”

Agent_Marquez appeared out of nowhere. “Lyokowarriorboy’s rotten limbs”.

Virtualized STI gasped. “Oh my…”

Marquez nodded, creeping out STI. “That little kid tried to steal my lighter, but I just lit up his hands and then I opened his brain and…” before he could finish, STI was also puking. Marquez walked away from him.

Mewberries151 was dancing around with Little Vili, while Sanji was still looking for a new victim. He just targeted his eyes on female flesh.

He grinned. “This is brilliant!” Quickly, he rushed into the girl by knocking down Bootch to the floor.

“Paige, my dear friend!!” Sanji cried in joy.

She made an obvious question as she wonders why Sanji just hugged her as well. “What the fuck?”

“You’re my best friend. We’ve been over through many kinds of shit, and…”

Paige started to creep out. “What in hell are you talking about? Get out my sight, you damn nigga.” She called out for a friend. “Bootch, get over here.”

Bootch stood up; ready to punch Sanji, but Ransomed_Heart grabbed him from his arm. “Let’s have some drinks.” Bootch didn’t mind at all to walk away with Ransomed_Heart.

Sanji lifted Paige and carried her body. “Off we go, my friend. It’s time to say hello to heaven!”

Paige screamed desperately. “Help!! Help!!”

But everyone else were busy on their friends and partners and drinking…

A megaphone could be heard from the second floor. “Shut your pansy ass now. I’m trying to get laid with my girlfriend!”

Paige was incessant in her pledges. “This black idiot’s going to kill me!”

But a female voice could be heard from the megaphone. “Paige, it’s Linii. Hiro’s so much better than OBoy.”

Paige yelled. “He’s going to rape me” Sanji slightly spanked her butt; the he gave a gun to LyoKoHaCk. “Load it, please.”

He denied helping. “Man, I ain’t gonna support your violence crap.” He managed to get Paige off from Sanji’s shoulders. “At least, let me get down on her. Make love, not war.” Paige kicked LyoKoHaCk in his testicles. She tried to run, but Sanji grabbed her right hand and in a single move, managed to get Paige’s body onto a position that someone quickly recognised.

ThePepsiPiper got excited with Sanji and Paige. “That’s the F-U, dude. Do it, do it…” But Your De-Virtualization delivered ThePepsiPiper a chair shot followed to a kick in the nose from Lani. “You owe us some explanations as to why you banged Shi_Min_Xi’s corpse.”

“I thought it was Numbuh 7 asleep!” He stated, leaving the others with their jaws dropped and staring at him.

DL appeared from nowhere. “Dude that was a wig from Erynn’s house. I just saw his corpse and put the wig on him, but you’re a sick fuck, dude.”

The three teens, as well as Sanji and Paige were in shock. “What??”

DL made a quick explaining about the last time he saw Shi_Min_Xi. “See… Shi_Min_Xi loved to test drugs as much as I do. But he was too damn stupid to realize that he had to stop. I left his sorry ass getting high by himself. Then, when I first found him dead, I just put a blonde wig to cover his face.”

Someone else grabbed the gun, loaded the bullet and aimed at LyokoHack’s head. “Don’t make me shoot you.”

Sanji was curious about this guy, who seemed a stranger to his eyes. “And you are…”

Sanji’s stranger revealed himself. “Marquez.” He returned the gun to its owner. “Have fun.” Sanji blinked to Marquez in response and walked away with a ranting Paige.

[Let’s get another song for the nights… allow me to introduce “King Without A Crown” from Matisyahu. Listen and delight yourself with the story, or get creeped out and make my day.]

Aceilikeeggs complained about Little Vili. “I’m gonna beat that prick. He stole my chance of scoring with Ray just by bumping into my move with her.”

Yizzy was listening to him. “I don’t think Ray wanted you anyways, Ace.”

x1 kissed his girlfriend on the lips. “I also have to agree with her, Ace. I don’t think you are Ray’s type either.”

Ace kicked a wall. “Dammit! Now I won’t be able to brag about women on BKO after this party’s over”

Aside from Sanji’s interests, RoDrInCuBuS ditched Carth_upon_a_star, Odd22, Tekirai and mooshie smoking cigarettes.

Stonecreek joined Rodri. “Hey, what’s with you and those kids?”

Rodri lit up another cigarette, offering one to Stonecreek, but he denied. “Well, I hope these kids learn the lesson.”

“And that is…” Stonecreek was wondering.

“Blame your parents for your smoking habits instead of blaming me.” Rodri replied.

Stonecreek popped out a beer can. “You’re a disgrace, man.”

Rodri also drank some beer. “At least, I don’t make clown porn for a living. Damn, that shit is disgusting…”

Stonecreek’s jaws dropped. “That is bull…” He got interrupted by a teenager that glomped him. “Mr. Clown… I want to be the pony again.”

Rodri was surprised. “Vertig… damn!”

Vertig pouted. “But I love the pony.”

Rodri ditched Stonecreek. “I got to see where Mew is right now. Have fun with him, pal.”

Meanwhile at the kitchen, animenologist, VChat2.0 and TB3 were getting a hold from some Meth crystals.

TB3 looked at his mates. “This is the life!”

Both agreed with him. “Hell yeah.”

Inside the bathroom, Little Vili was washing his hands. Later, he came out from it and went straight to the bar to get beverages.

Meanwhile, Mewberries151 was having a calmed conversation with magnus4001.

Magnus4001 asked. “You’re a very sweet person. I don’t get it… how are you feeling to be considered one of the best Code Lyoko fans around the globe?”

Mewberries151 blinked. “Thanks. I don’t know… I just act the way I am. And…” She looked over at Rodri. “Hey Rodri!” She waved at him and then walked towards him.

“Hey…” He hold Mew’s waist… “Are you having fun so far?”

She replied. “Yeah… this party rocks my socks.”

“Let’s go somewhere around the house”. He grabbed her hand and both left the couches.

In the time lapse, other songs were played before the party came to an abrupt finale. People were still dancing in ecstasy; several were drinking or skinny dipping in the pool. Sanji managed to solve his matter about killing off the person who he considered his best friend. Ace hasn’t got any pussy yet. Linii-chan and Werwek haven’t left the bedroom yet. Morgan slit her wrists with a cactus and licked her blood in front of everybody and still bleeding, she made a little satanic circle on her body. Many good, bad and creepy memories the Lyoko Freak members will have to talk about later when the party gets over.

Unexpectedly, the tragedy was going to begin. A hand reached Erynn’s phone. The dialed number turned out to be from the Tennessee Police Department.

“There are many underage people on drugs having a wild orgy.”

“Where are they located?”

“I’ll call you from my mobile. Track me and you’ll find them.”

[Finally, Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz with “La Tortura" playing at the mansion to end up the party.]

Meanwhile, at the dance floor, Katie was dancing with a lamp. A few minutes later, she started to strip on it, delighting many of the party attendants.

Skysong and Trillinka were having coked tea. VChat 2.0, TB3 and animenologist joined the girls.

“How it’s going?” TB3 asked.

“We’re fine so far.” Trillinka replied. “I don’t understand yet how did I lose that wet t-shirt contest to Lani. I showed myself nude to some of you guys before we met here!”

“Chill down, Trill. You won at life for me.” TB3 calmed her down.

“I think the party’s gonna end soon… but so many ideas are in my head…” animenologist touched his forehead… “I can see binary codes… what the hell?”

VChat 2.0 touched animenologist’s shoulder. “You had too much Meth, dude.” Seconds later, both guys stared at TB3 locking lips with Trillinka.

Skysong stated the obvious. “Lucky bastards. Now where’s my whore?” She left the four adults and walked her way around the house.

Daisymay was crying alone in a corner. Wartonchan walked by her side, apparently concerned about Daisymay.

“What’s going on?” He asked.

“God knows we are all going to Hell. I committed lust. But all of us, and I do mean all of us are going to rot in hell.” Daisymay briefly spoke, and then continued to cry.

“Big deal. We can party naked over there and play naked Twister, which seems cool.” Wartonchan replied, leaving Daisymay with her eyes twitching. But he noticed a glowing mobile from her jacket. He reached the mobile, seeing that she was in contact with the cops. He reached an object and smashed it through Daisymay’s head, knocking her off.

First, Wartonchan went towards the DJ, telling him to cut off the music.

[Goodbye to the party music...]

Several booing and beer cans were aimed at him, but that was just nothing to him. After all, the policemen arriving to Star Way’s house was going to happen soon. Quickly, Wartonchan ran into Star Way. “Hey, the cops are gonna clash at your house!”

Some of the people around them were starting to be concerned, but other didn’t.

“That’s bullshit.” Blue Armor Boy spoke, while drinking pure vodka. DL also agreed with him. “May a donkey fuck my ass. You’re just shitting us.”

Wartonchan handed the mobile to DL. To his surprise, DL heard a conversation from the mobile.

“Some of us just arrived. We’re gonna need backup. Bring us some trucks and sleeping darts to lock up all these people. And ambulance vehicles.”

DL simply dropped the mobile and ray away.

Thus, the panic begins. Everybody started trying to evacuate the house, but it was just too late. Daisymay’s call worked and the policemen entered the house, shooting sleeping darts at many of the partiers to avoid their escape.

A policeman aimed at G-Force with a pistol. “Don’t move.”

“I’d better be remembered as a dead hero than remembered as a living faggot.” G-Force jumped and tried to kick the policeman, but he shot him in the air, sending the teenager to knock on the floor.

Near the pool, The BB of C and ThePepsiPiper were surrounded as well by cops. Also, DL and Odd675 were previously sent to dreamland.

“Well, wrestling is crap… but I’ll stick to Cannon Style and we’ll be safe from getting our asses fucked in jail.”

“Time to apply what the WWE and TNA has taught me for years.”

So, both fought against the cops. In three quick moves, The BB of C knocked down a policeman with two low hits on the stomach as well as he strangled the cop’s neck, while ThePepsiPiper grabbed a cop and pulled off a Batista Bomb, sending another policeman to the pool’s stairs. More cops arrived, but they had weapons now to protect themselves this time.

A policeman captured Mewberries151. “I’m not drunk! I swear for God I’m innocent.” She exclaimed at the policemen. After the cops checked her breath, they got her inside their car.

Several people were caught in intercourse act by the police. Others had no choice, but to be murdered after putting some resistance. Others were caught in strange manners. Booze and drugs were found by the cops, most of them turned out to be acquired through illegal salesmen.

An ambulance also arrived to attend the injured and the rotten, with the exception of Hidushikai’s corpse, which was never found by the policemen, and lyokowarriorboy’s corpse was incomplete after he was part of a meal.

Very few avoided jail. Very few lived to tell the experience.

A few months later, some were released from jail. Others were sentenced to the electric chair, others were depeorted to their countries. But in the end, this would be a lifetime experience they wouldn't forget for the rest of their lives.

The End... or maybe not?

Chapter XII - The Wedding Of The Dreams

2006-05-30T08:05:41Z

Somewhere in the United Kingdom, a couple of young, tenacious adults where about to get married…somewhere else however Erynn and Josh were also about to join in holy matrimony.

Inside the rundown chapel (obviously the best thing Josh could afford after being disowned by his parents due to the “incident” that forced upon the wedding) some of the guests were deeply involved in thought provoking gossip.

"Who’d of thunk it?" said tears_run_cold, "Erynn and Josh getting married.."

"Yea, it’s a pretty big step, specially for Josh," added Linii with a nod.

"Mmhmm, it’s good to see that men nowadays are able to overcome their fear of commitment. I wonder if Rodri and I’ll ever get married?" said Mewberries, including herself into the conversation.

"Indeed…and to believe it all started by rape!" The conversation suddenly died as everyone just stopped talking. "What?...it’s true.." A recently drunk Chibi kept speaking, ignoring the glares of “shut the hell up” that were piercing her like spears of pain and hate…and anguish and cancer. "She did rape him, y’know…as in actually rape him…" The crowd kept silent, the scent of death beginning to rise from them as they continued to stare. "What?...it’s not like I’m lying…" No response from her crowd. "Ah fuck it then…I’ll talk to you later you whiny bitches."

Someplace else, a bunch of other worthless pieces of existence *cough* - I mean people, where wasting time, and oxygen

Your De-Virtualization bit into a cookie. "This shit sucks ass. My newbie cookies were so much better."

AngelBolt brushed his comment off. "Heh, at least it doesn't have cockroaches. And it tastes really good." She bit into a strawberry cookie.

"Yeah, AngelBolt's right," Stonecreek put in. "The snacks and drinks are really awesome." He drank a shot of José Cuervo. "This tequila rocks..."

TB3 nodded. "Yeah, mate." He took a brownie with cocaine powder, inhaling the coke before biting the brownie. "Does anyone of you know who raped who first?" AngelBolt felt confused at TB3's question, giving him a quizzical look.

Your De-Virtualization glared at TB3. "Shut up fuck face, and finish your brownie"

TB3 glared right back. "Fuck you, no one tells me to fucking finish my fucking brownie."

Stonecreek sighed and sipped down another Cuervo shot. "Ah, shush it fucktards."

Indeed…what a waste of oxygen…luckily they all die in the end (just kidding, don’t worry…or am I?)

Meanwhile, Samblob appeared, looking as bored and unamused as ever…"Well, Vili is finally getting married," he said to Lyokohack, who had just shown up.

"Indeed he is, I feel happy for them."

Samblob sighed. "I feel sorry for Erynn….she’ll have to take care of a kid that doesn’t even know a clump of dirt from the back of his hand"

"Hey, you shouldn’t be so hard on Vili," Lyokohack put in.

"That’s the sad part…I’m not being hard on him, the kid honestly doesn’t know the difference between a clump of dirt and his hand, I’m surprised he’s made it this far in life without forgetting how to breathe.."

"Still, that doesn’t mean you can say that stuff about him…"

SamBlob snorted. "I beg to differ. And weren't you in love with Erynn before?"

LyokoHack nodded a little. "My current girlfriend looks just exactly as Erynn does... and she does everything to me. I love that bitch."

SamBlob looked mildly disgusted. "Whatever."

"Hey, who brought the shaky present that’s making all the growling noises?" shouted out a random character, causing Lyokohack’s sight to turn immediately to it.

Samblob shrugged. "My gift was a copy of “The Little engine that could”, not a box with obviously dangerous animals inside…that must be Hiroshi’s present."

Somewhere else however, a little chat that seems pretty unimportant is taking place, and I emphasize, a chat that –seems- unimportant.

"Angie, please stop," said Blueeyedblonde, trying to calm down Taelia’s frantic attitude "what you’re going to attempt is just…mad…it could get you locked up, or worse.."

"No, never…I can’t stop now," replied the girl, getting up from the coffee table in a deeply insulted manner." "I have to tell him the truth about how I feel!"

"But Angie, honey…" Blueeyedblonde trailed off helplessly.

"My love for Matt cannot die!!!" Her fist slammed against the table, before taking into account the fact that the table was made of pure steel. A tear ran down the girl's cheek.

"Angie?"

"…I think I broke something…ow…"

Back in the church, as U&Y4E walked past the present pile, a nearby box suddenly tore itself apart from the inside, releasing a small horde of hihgly irritated Tasmanian devils. The girl screamed in horror as one of the little beasts lunged itself at her neck, yet as if by a stroke of destiny, the small beast missed her by a mere inch, if not less.

"Oh…god…somebody help me: she whimpered slightly, falling down on the ground. Luckily enough, Hiroshi came to save the day.

"What’s all the racket?!"

"Oh…Hiroshi…" She gasped. "Thank god you’re here…these…things…jumped out of one of the boxes…I think somebody was trying to kill Vili….but they got out before it was time…oh god…please…save me…"

Hiroshi kept quiet, his hands pocketed, giving the girl a wicked leer. "I never did like you…see you in hell I suppose.." With a swift kick, he threw the Tasmanian devil that had missed back at the girl, who shrieked out in agony as she met her fate at the tiny little paws of the extremely irritated vermin.

TB3 and Stonecreek barely manage to hear the last screams of agony of U&Y4E, arriving just as Hiroshi came out of the room

"By god Hiro mate, what’s going on in there?!" Shouted TB3 at the other young man.

Yawning, Hiroshi simply replied, "Trust me, don’t enter…man I’m in the mood for some booze."

Yet ignoring Hiro’s advice, they both entered head first; soon after their screams of death filled the air.

"Ah fucks…fuck….FUUUUCK….TEH DEVIL MICES BE RAPING MY BRAIN!!!" Screamed out one of the two.

Hiroshi commented softly from outside the room, letting out a quiet giggle. "Told ya not to go in there…hehehe, stupid bastards."

Deeper inside the church, x1 enters the bride’s chambers

"Heya," he said rather simply, walking in on a semi-nude Erynn. "Woah, nice tits."

"Shut up, hoe" She replied in a joking manner. "Why’d ya come?"

"Yizzy told me you were feeling down about the wedding, why’s that?"

"Well," she began to speak, her voice losing the playful tone of seconds past, "to be honest I never did like the idea of this wedding, but really…after being pregnant there’s no other choice...and abortion is still pretty much illegal so I’m pretty fucked up.."

x1 sat next to her trying to comfort her. "Well, try to look at the bright side, at least Vili’ll be a good dad.."

"Blah, Vili ain’t even the real father."

x1 froze in shock, Ransomed Heart, Linii chan and a couple of other girls immediately entering the room.

"Erynn, everyone is saying that Vili isn’t the real father…is that true," shouted out Tears_run_cold.

"Wait…how did you…who told everyone…" asked x1, now perplexed at how everyone had…somehow…heard the news."
"Well…like everyone knows…I raped him first…but I think he became obsessed with that….he began to follow me around…and one day Vili finally arrived in my front door."

Everyone gasped. Suddenly, Chibi jumped out "and then he raped you?! That bast-"

"He tried," continued Erynn, "but really…I just raped him again…really, that kid has as much sexual skill as a 50 year old from Lituania…I really got pregnant one day when I got drunk at a party and shagged some random guy…or guys…or girls…or animals…I can’t really recall…I was drunk as fuck and they were Morgan’s friends, some of which I don’t even know if they are human or just big ass rats in black... or maybe I was inseminated..."

"Oh so...then why are you marrying Vili," somebody else asked.

"Well, I couldn’t actually tell my parents I’d been in a massive orgy, could I?"

"You do realize Vili’s parents disowned him…and don’t even consider him their child anymore," added Linii chan, slightly bothered by this sudden twist of events.

"Well, I do feel kinda guilty about that, but hey…let bygones be bygones.." Erynn shrugged at the group.

Quickly shifting places, we go to the restrooms, where Lani and YDV were making out like wild bores; the door suddenly opens, and a bleeding thrashed Dylan enters

"So…many….pointy...and blunt….objects…coming at me," he uttered quietly, his back against the door.

"Dude…can’t you see we’re kinda busy right now?" YDV snapped at him, angered by the sudden interruption

"So…many….blunts…" Dylan kept babbling

"…I’ll give you blunt," finished YDV, rolling up his sleeve. Yet just as he did, the still very irritated horde of Tasmanian vermin jumped out from the air duct above the young couple. The attacking mob fell instantly over Dylan’s thrashed body…making mincemeat and seasoning outta him.

YDV stared for a moment. "Well Lani dear…I think instead of me fucking you, these guys are gonna fuck us up."

Lani didn't seem concerned. "Oh well, then just kiss me, sweet lips, and let’s die in a senselessly romantic manner."

YDV grinned. "Fuck yea, that’s what I’m talking about!"

And as the coupled kissed one last time, the carnivorous vermin also went against them…making short work of the relationship.

The door opened once again, now Trikninja appearing with a very drunk Vertig73 by his side.

"Fuck nigga, you should stop drinking so much juicy juice, yo gonna get funked up before the real partay begins, nigga," said Trinkininja, Vertig hanging over his shoulder.

"Dunt ve callin miii Meegoo…gamn….Black….Arsenio…Rock…Murphy…Cosby man…sumomabitch!" The deadly devils turned away from the young and horny…and dead couple…giving Trikninja a racist look.

Trikninja backed up a step. "Fuck me nigga, we's dead mothafockas.."

Vertig grinned sloppily. "FOCK YEA!!!!..." He reached back and touched his ass. "I think I pooped myself…"

And so….the Tasmanian Devils caught their 7th and 8th victims of the day.

Someplace else…again…the voice actors were talking about incidents past

"So, what was the verdict?" Spoke Mrs. Weber Scaff, drinking a sip of her mocha latte.

"We won, my lawyer was able to get a 500 meter restraining order, if she breaks that she’s going to fry," replied Mr. Geczy, more than satisfied."

"Don’t you think that’s kind of harsh," added Mrs. Forrest

"After what that girl’s been putting me through, I do hope she breaks the order," ended Mr. Geczy, still glad about the judge’s decision..

Back in the church, a group of policemen smashed a cuffed Taelia against the trunk of their patrol car.

"The judges told you to stay 100 kilometers away… not 2 bloody yards, you stupid twat!"

"Kiss my ass hippie!!!! My love for Matt cannot die!!!"

Vili waited for Star Way to walk down the aisle. His best men were at his side.

G-Force clapped a hand on Vili's shoulder. "You'll be happy after this, pal. And thanks for choosing me as your best man."

Little Vili nodded. "No problem, G. You're the best."

Treyon puffed a bit, looking miffed. "Hey... after all the things we went through, that sucks, Josh."

Little Vili shrugged. "Sorry, Mark. I still remember the good old times. But Berkeley rocked ass... and G helped me out in so many shit..."

"G-spot, my ass," Treyon snapped.

The priest cut in. "No cursing in the house of God."

Little Vili looked ashamed. "Oh my God, sorry." He looked at his watch. "In a few moments, Erynn should be here."

Right on cue, the church's band started playing the nuptial march. Everybody stood up, ready to receive Star Way's arrival to the sanctuary.

Minutes after, outside of the church, both Numbuh 7 and Team Lyoko were discussing a matter of no importance at all.

"Why the hell shouldn’t I stand in the road, crack whore?!" A drunken Numbuh 7 yelled at a still sober Team Lyoko.

"I’m just saying that you’re interrupting the transit...and you could get yourself ran over," he pointed out.

"Ran over my ass, this street is as safe as… mothafocka!"

A horse driven carriage suddenly came out from the side of the road; unable to see the girl the driver accidentally ran her over…the horses reacted to this and stomped madly, as if trying to kill a snake….delivering instant death to the girl.

"Well fuck me, I was right," said Team Lyoko to himself, admiring the fact the girl had gotten ran over, and killed…multiple times…youch.

The carriage’s doors opened wide, a near godly glow emitting from it’s inside. Team Lyoko gasped. "Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie…" He was more than shocked.

A couple of streets down, an enraged Taelia fought for her freedom

"Get your hands off my body, you stupid cops…my love for him will never die….NEVER DIE!!!!"

Then, back with the VA’s, a loud scream caught Mr. Geczy’s attention. He looked around to see what happened.

The cops wrestled the girl, trying to pin her down.

"I love you Matt," she shrieked, running past the other tables in front of the small coffee shop.

"Huh?" The man still had no idea of what was going on.

"I love you Matt!!!" She shrieked again, fighting the policemen.

"No…stay away girl, you’ve caused me enough problems as it is." Mr. Geczy tried to tell the girl, who was about to jump over him; at this time Mrs. Forrest came out of the ladies room, and sprinted over to were Matthew was, trying to save him from that crazy fanatic.

"My love for him will never die!!!" She yelled out again, pushing the cops away. She had begun to glow strangely however…"My love for you cannot end!!" She yelled out as she jumped towards Mathew, the man too surprised to move out of the way. Mrs. Forrest was too late…she wouldn’t be able to stop the girl…

"My love cannot be defeated!!!"

The glow increased, shocking the cops….until finally, it all became a pillar of glowing light, as the girl suddenly exploded…for no reason at all…

Back in the Café…A shocked Mathew Geczy and Jodi Forrest looked at what remained of the girl.

"She…exploded…in front of us….but….how?" Questioned Mrs. Forrest

"Well…it wasn’t the chair…but it got the job done," Added Mr. Geczy, holding Mrs. Forrest’s shoulder. "Jodi…something tells me from now on, the world will be a better place…"

[Time for a song to introduce two special characthers from Full Metal Alchemist. "Ready, Steady, Go" from L'arc~en~Ciel.]

Suddenly, back at the church, the wedding band started playing “Ready, Steady, Go” as the marvelous Erynn made her way towards the groom. Vili almost jumped in glee as the song began.

Edward and Alphonse Elric appeared from the rooftop, breaking the window from the ceiling and falling on the priest with a kick to the face. First, Ed grabbed Vili and threw him down towards the audience. Then a left jab connected with Vili's face thanks to Alphonse. Following Al's action, Edward grabbed a cross and transmuted it into a spear, which he threw at Vili, impaling him and causing him to bleed out on the carpet.

Team Lyoko stood up, shouting. "Somebody get Vili a doctor, he'll die fast if he keeps bleeding from his body."

LyoKoHaCk stood and clapped...Strangely, others were also clapping for the Elrics. "You rock, dude." Ed chopped off Morgan's head with his arm, making a blood fountain flow from her neck... "Hell yeah!!"

G-Force looked appalled. "Vili!! That's it!!" He set himself into a fighting position. "You're gonna-" Alphonse punched him with such force that he sends G flying against Treyon. Both smashed against the wall, causing the great decorations to fall over them, making ground beef outta them.

SamBlob looked amused. "Somebody get the janitor, Vili's bleeding all over the carpet and crapping it up."

Mewberries151 looked sad. "Now Sam, be nice. He's gonna die soon."

SamBlob didn't care. "God knows, he doesn't want his house spilled with ignorance."

Hiroshi Yamabuki nodded. "Damn right, pal!" He high-fived Samblob.

Mewberries151 sighed. "Now this is why I prefer Rodri. He's so concerned about things and..."

Rodri was beside her, amused at what he saw. "This rocks..."

Mewberries151 turned to him with a gasp. "Rodri!!"

Rodri blinked at her. "What?"

Linii-chan had rushed to Vili's side. "Oh my god, Vili's gonna die. Someone call a damn doctor now!!"

Hiroshi moved in. "Ok, everybody calm down..." He kissed Linii-chan in the lips. "I can fix this."

"You know first aid?" Osiris asked. "Rock on, mate."

Hiroshi blinked at him, then laughed a little. "....OH!....you thought I was going to HELP him... nah, I'm just dragging his ass out." He dragged Vili out of the church by his hair.

"Whatever, he'll die soon," Rodri said.

Hiroshi nodded. "If he dies on the streets then it's the state's problem, not ours."

LyoKoHaCk nodded enthusiastically. "Good idea, drag his ass out of the church."

Meanwhile, Ed picked up the ring that had fallen from Vili’s hand. He knelt down in front of Erynn. "Erynn…will you marry me?"

Just as Ed was about to put the ring on a more than pleased Erynn, a green aura began to hail from the ring.

After one second of pure green aura, we are taken back to the airport, where a earthquake is taking place.

x1 looked around as panic began to ensue. "Oh shit, earthquake..."

For their luck, the earthquake lasted only a few seconds... Linii-chan opened her eyes.

"…was it all a dream?" She asked herself…

Chapter XI - The Reason You Shouldn't Write When You Haven't Slept In Three Days.

2006-05-30T08:03:02Z

[She's missing an eye, he won't get to rule the world...and he's trapped like a mouse.... but screw them, I haven't slept in three days!!! I'm not Ok (My chemical Romance)!!]

Back at the Mexican Airport. Darth Ferfer was walking outside the airport pushing a cart containing a one-eyed Erikamisha, who had previously been put to sleep by a chloroform bottle that was given to Ferfer by Doggiegal.

“Argghhh... world domination plans are going to be on stand-by.” Ferfer complained. To his surprise, he spotted an ambulance vehicle. He gave a look to Erikamisha again, not losing sight of the ambulance. “Damn, I don't have her eye. Katie took it”, he remembered.

The ambulance car parked near the International Arrival gates. The paramedics were ready to receive their new patient. Darklord was already being put inside the ambulance. A passerby walked through the scene and puked in the floor after spotting Darklord’s injured body.

“Well, it's now or never...” Ferfer spoke to himself. As fast as he could, he picked up Erikamisha’s body and ran towards the ambulance. He managed to throw Erika inside the ambulance car before the vehicle’s doors shut. “Finally I got rid of that loony bitch”, Ferfer sighed.

The vehicle started to head towards the hospital. Inside the ambulance, one of the doctors seems surprised to find an unconcious one-eyed girl inside their vehicle.

“Martín, ¿como llegó esta niña hasta acá?” The doctor asked. (Martín, how did this girl come up here?)

A clueless Martín replied. “Vaya, Luis... ni enterado.” He looked at the girl again. “Igual, no habría problemas en atenderla.” (Wow, Luis... no clue. Either way, there's no problem for attending her.)

Seeing that the girl wasn’t awake, Luis didn’t hesitate to check Misha's wallet, finding a American Express credit card, a MasterCard and other cards Misha held. Happily, he showed the entire wallet to his partner. “Esto cubrirá ambas operaciones... y también las putas del fin de semana.” He smirked in joy. (This shall cover both operations... and also the hoes for this weekend.)

Martín was pleased by his partner’s words. “Bien pensado.” (Well thought.)

Without any warning, Darklord coughed blood on Martin’s face, only provoking the doctor to yell at the driver. ”Huevón, ¡apúrate o se nos van!” (Asshole, hurry up or they're gone!)

The emergency and Martin’s yelling ensued to the ambulance’s driver to accelerate, knocking down bike drivers and squashing cats, dogs, tarantulas and other kinds of animals on the road.

[Rodri's in search for some Mexican booty to spend the night, but Mewberries151 stumbled upon him. Despite his intentions, I don't care if Mewberries is Just A Girl (No Doubt)... on other news, I still haven't slept in three days!!!]

After three hours of leaving his friends and exploring Jalisco, bloodyhellrodri85 returned to his hotel. After dressing up, he headed towards the beach, which was located a block away from his hotel. Lucky Strike in right hand and mobile in the left, he walked by the beach, spotting and admiring all the hot Mexican chicks. He targeted a random hot girl and all he wanted is just to score with her. As he wondered about if he should or should not be at the party, he thought he could bone the gorgeous chick and then stash some booze from Hiro's party. After evaluating in his mind the possibilities, he chooses to hit on the hot girl. Just when he was approaching her, he got knocked down to the ground by a fast running girl, causing Rodri’s left leg to hit a fire hydrant.

“Mierda... maldita Sea...” (Shit... dammit...) Rodri winced in pain, touching his left leg. Despite this unfortunate event for Rodri, the girl who pushed him stopped to see if he was okay.

“Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you! I feel so bad right now because of this! Will you be okay?” Mewberries worried about the stranger, even forgetting that she could be dealing with a local guy from the city.

Rodri stood up on his feet. “I'll be fine...” Mewberries151 was surprised that the stranger could speak English well. “Who are you running from, anyways?” he asked.

Mewberries confesses her problem to Rodri. “I'm scared. I was about to get arrested by some cops, but then a black suited guy appeared and slaughtered them all, and he was going to kill me too.”

Rodri felt a similar vibe. “Damn... sounds weird. I also had problems with the cops when I arrived here today. I'm lucky that I'm okay after the scenes that prick made.”

“Aww... sorry to hear that. I think cops seem corrupt over here.” Mewberries said.

“Who isn't?” Rodri agreed, provoking Mewberries151 to laugh nervously. Rodri quickly noticed a smile of relief in the frightened girl. “Besides...” he reaches a cigarette for himself, also offering one to Mewberries, but she declined to his offer. “Oh well, you're missing it.” He lights up his cigarette. “Are you available to party tonight?” he asked, while enjoying his cigarette.

The girl thought about his last question. “Maybe... I just feel tired.” She checked her pockets, noticing that she lost her wallet. “Oh, crap. And I'm out of cash now. I'm sorry if I ask you this, but could you please take me to my hotel?” she asked.

Rodri also seemed to forget something, now that he thought about it. Damn, I forgot the condoms at the hotel... okay, first pharmacy I see, and I’m buying another pack, he thought to himself.

“Sure, not a problem at all.” He replied to Mew, hiding his intentions. Minutes later, the couple made a cab stop, directing the driver to take them towards Mewberries151's hotel.

[She's pissed, anxious...and maybe even in her period...but alas I don't care, I still haven't slept in three days!!! Cantinero de mierda, Dame Otro Tequila (Paulina Rubio)]

After ditching Blue Armor Boy and GradeA, AngelBolt was on the search for something she adored... She kept walking from store to store and she stopped at some sort of shovel store. She stood in front of a huge steel shovel. She checked her wallet, and she realized she didn’t have enough money to be able to afford it. However, she decided to get that shovel at any price. Walking up to the hardware department, she walked up to somebody who seemed like an employee.

“Hola... es usted hablar English? (Hello... is you talk)” AngelBolt tried a bit of Spanish.

To AngelBolt’s favor, the guy replied in her language of origin. “Yes, I speak English.”

AngelBolt pointed to the steel shovel she wanted. “Give me that shovel.”

“These shovels are not for sale.” The Employee answered, not pleasing AngelBolt at all.

“Are you trying to shit on me?” she glared at the employee.

The Employee explained to the girl. “These are for exhibition. However, if you want us to make a new shovel for you, it will take 1 month.”

AngelBolt wasn’t satisfied by his words, but she was willing to get a shovel at any price. “Okay... here are…” She grabs her wallet, pulling out “…a thousand dollars. Not your stinking pesos... now please give me those shovels.” She ordered him.

A memory came to the Employee’s head, convincingly enough to get rid of AngelBolt from the store. “I can bring something even better than those shovels. An exclusive shovel made at Japan. Wait for me, okay?” AngelBolt smiled.

The Employee returns with a new shovel. “This thing ain't worth that much… but hey, college is worth it so... here ya go… a Japanese shovel!” He quickly took AngelBolt’s cash, handing her a large and rather heavy shovel, useless for digging or hurting persons with a hit. ”Have fun off at art school!” He added, running away from the store and willing to invest his cash at gambling.

AngelBolt prepared to exit the store, but the security guards were blocking her path.

“Let me pass you big dopes!” She shouted at them, pointing the shovel to their faces.

The mexican guard suggested his partner to have a threesome with AngelBolt. “Esta es gringa... ¿que dices, tu por delante y yo por detrás?” (This is American... what you say? You in front and me from behind?)

His partner wasn’t horny enough for such fantasy. “Nah, no se me antoja.” (Nah, I'm not fancy with it)

Seeing how the threesome idea failed, the guards let her pass by simply moving to the side. “Thank you...you big dopes!” AngelBolt dashed through the guards, running off like a little girl after doing something wrong. Meanwhile, the guards began a chase after a pregnant woman uttering "Virgin sacrifice" under their breaths, a poster on the crystal wall showed them both as suspected Mormons.

AngelBolt started testing the shovel. She saw a 25 year old guy and for apparently no reason, she banged him in the head. It didn't hurt him at all.

“Crudmuffin!” Frustration ran through AngelBolt, realizing she was ripped off by the Employee. “You didn't even bleed!” She added, throwing the shovel down a sewer hole. In anger, she returned to the store and stole the 2 titanium shovels she really wanted.

A guy stared at the treachery. “¡¡Ratera!!” (Thief!!)

The police who were chasing the pregnant woman ignored the dude and kept on chasing the pregnant woman. Although, other 12 cops were surrounding the store, ready to stop AngelBolt.

The cop spoke from his car. “Deje las palas en el suelo y alce las manos...” (Leave the shovels on the ground and raise your hands) One word was enough for him to give an order to his colleagues. “Revísenla” (Check her.)

Following the cop’s orders, three guards approached AngelBolt. As they started searching on her body for drugs and stolen things, one of them takes the opportunity to feel AngelBolt’s breasts. The girl quickly realized the perverted act. “You son of a...” before finishing her sentence, she used the shovel to knock the policemen’s head off.

This surprised the other cops, forcing them to pull out their guns. “Suelta la...” (Drop the...)

Quickly, AngelBolt held up her two shovels, one to hit the second guard's testicles and knocking him to the floor with the other shovel. Immediately, she beat up the third cop by giving him a 5 hit combo with shovels by hitting him first in the stomach, then lifting him up by a hit in the chin, lowering one shovel towards his genitals. To end up the combo, she turned around to smack the defenseless cop in the back and finally strikes a la Tiger Woods the head out from the body. The second guard tried to crawl to his partner’s car, but a severe hit in the neck stopped him from accomplishing it.

Desperation and fear invaded the policemen. “Aléjense de esta loca...“ (Back off from this nutcase...) was the first order from the cop’s boss after the ugly incidents that cost the lives of their partners. Without any hesitation, the guard inside the car used his radio to gain communication with the police department. “Necesitamos refuerzos. (We need back-up.)

[Well....a song intro should be here...but the damn coffee kid forgot my damn Latte....ven aquí mocoso de mierda, Fijate Bien (Juanes) en lo que te digo que para la siguiente te parto tu rechingada madre... what was I saying? Fucking brat... bring me my goddamn coffee, I can't stand being awake for three days!!!]

At a mall, Katie and her new group were walking through the stores, searching for clothes and stuff for that night’s party.

Katie stopped near a department store, her face with a wide grin. “Now this is what I'm talking about. Let's split up and we'll meet at the food court in an hour. Okay, guys?”

Everybody agreed with Katie. So they split in two groups. One group held Katie, Dan&SandwichBoy, Doggiegal, GradeA and Darkborn. And the other group hosted Skysong, Blue Armor Boy, Stonecreek, Your De-Virtualization and JeanGrey.

Katie's group walked through a clothing store, to buy clothes for the party.

“Now we're talking my language.” Katie happily spoke.

GradeA was amused at some female clothing. “Hey, there's Trashy Lingerie over here.” Doggiegal slaps him in the face. “What's wrong with that?” he asked.

Dan&SandwichBoy answered GradeA’s question. “Pervert.”

“Good to know not all guys are jerks like him.” Doggiegal spoke.

GradeA thought it was unfair to receive a slap in the face. “She chose the store... and she's buying Trashy Lingerie.” He explained, pointing at Katie, who was trying out some stuff for tonight.

After an hour, the guys picked up their clothes and they walked their way through the cash register. Several brands of clothes are seen, such as Adidas, Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, Element, Roxy, Billabong, etc.

Katie arrives to the cash register with a mini skirt, willing to pay for it. “How much is this?”

The Cash register woman points to a letter that says "El horario de atención a aquellas personas nacidos en los Estados Unidos de América se realiza desde las 9:00pm hasta las 11:00pm." (The time attention for those born in the United States of America takes place from 9:00pm until 11:00pm.)

Katie reacted in English, cursing. “Hey, what the fuck?” This time, the woman points her to another letter saying: "No se habla ingles aquí." (We do not talk English here.)

Doggiegal quickly understood the problem, picking out from her backpack a Spanish-English dictionary and tries talking Spanish, guiding herself by the book. “Por favor, queremos comprar ropa. Y nos parece injusto el horario de atención para nosotros.” (Please, we want to buy clothes. And the attention schedule seems unfair for us.)

The woman grabs a phone, which worried Doggiegal. “Por favor, no llame a la policía.” (Please, do not call the police)

Darkborn thought this was totally unfair. “Dammit, we're all Americans...” Realizing what Darkborn said, Doggiegal just remembered from a tv.com thread that GradeA mentioned he was from Africa.

Doggiegal directed her words towards him. “GradeA, come over here.”

Meanwhile, Stonecreek's group is quite tired from the day itself.

“I don't need to shop for clothes. I wanna go back to the hotel, get dressed up, take a few drinks and hit the party.” JeanGrey licked her ice cream. “It's also pool party, right?” She asked.

Blue Armor Boy butted in. “According to the letter I got... yeah, pool party included.”

Your De-Virtualizaton seemed excited about the idea. “Yay!! Woot... naked chicks...”

Blue Armor Boy quickly remembered something. “Damn, I remember that the ex-Tomers got by email pictures of his mansion. It's huge as hell.”

“Got a thong, Jean?” Your De-Virtualization asked. JeanGrey nods her head to her friend’s surprised. “Awesome...” he chimed, getting closer to Jean, but she slaps him. “Hey...” he slightly whined.

“I don't wanna get busy right now.” JeanGrey stated.

Stonecreek was thirsty for alcohol. “Meh... I need some Chivas right now.”

Skysong is considering that her group wanted to head off to a hotel. “But how do we tell Katie we're heading towards the hotel?”

Your De-Virtualization noticed Katie’s group in problems. “Hey, look over there. It seems that they're having problems with the police.”

Stonecreek placed a statement to his own convenience. “If the cops ask us for stuff, I officially do not know them.”

“Runaway time?” Skysong suggested. Without a doubt, Sky and her group headed towards the parking lot.

Stonecreek checked the cars. “We need a good ride.”

Blue Armor Boy jumped towards a man in a suit. With two metal mallets, he bashed off his head. The guy in the suit dies bleeding with his head smashed.

Your De-Virtualization recognizes the car. “A Mercedes Benz.” He gets inside the car. “Hey, the guy had a gun...”

Skysong found a mobile, a taser and the wallet, which contained his ID. “...and he was a detective for the Interpol...”

“...and he was gay.” JeanGrey added holding a dildo with her right hand.

Blue Armor Boy peeled down the mister’s pants. “Let's shove that through his ass.”

Stonecreek objected to the idea. “No time for that. Let's get the fuck out of here.” He snatches the keys. “I’ll drive.”

[He's the honcho of the whole thing and he's just chillin' in the back of his Dragula (Rob Zombie)... would you be laughing your ass off if I tell you that... I still haven't slept in three days?!?!]

As Hiroshi approached the airport, his mobile rings. He picked up the call, the voice revealing the caller to be Agent Whitey.

“Dylan escaped. Dumbass Blackey let him run away.” That gained him a punch in the stomach by Agent Blackey. “Fucker...”

Hiroshi was tired enough to pay attention to his Agents. ”You know... I'm not in the mood to receive jackasses at my party. And if he comes, we'll take him down later. Now I have to pick up my friends at the airport.” He quickly hungs up.

“Señor... ¿más Cuervo?” The driver suggested. (Sir... more Cuervo?)

Hiroshi’s mood changed. “Claro, bato...” (Sure, dude.) He takes two Tequila shots and grabs his mobile.

Meanwhile, at a local Mexican bar, many soccer fans gathered to view the match between Chivas and América on the television screen. A free kick is given to América after Adolfo Bautista punched Cuauhtémoc Blanco in the face, earning a red card which sent him off to the showers.

An América fan was pissed off at Bautista's act. "Ese animal no debería estar en la selección nacional." (That animal shouldn't be in the national squad)

A Chivas fan didn't hesitated to reply to his rival. "Blanco es un cobarde. Se merecía hace tiempo un golpe en la cara." (Blanco's a coward. He deserved a punch in the face a long time ago.)

The drunken fans brawled wih fists, bottles and knives... while Hiroshi's most trusted agent was drinking Coronas like if there was no day after tomorrow.

Reinaldo Navia took the free kick. He kicked the ball and defeats the Chivas goalie, Oscar Sánchez. The score for América was 1-0 and the América fans were in joy.

One América fan got overexcited and grabs Marquez by his shirt, screaming euphorically. "¡¡¡Gooooooooll!!! ¡¡¡Gooooooooll!!!"

Marquez wasn't pleased by this and inmediately harmed the fan smashing a Corona to his head. "Infeliz..." (Bastard) Before he could finish him off, his mobile ringed. "Tienes suerte de vivir" (You're lucky to live). He walked outside the bar to answer the incoming call.

Hiro called his name. "Marquez?"

He replied. "Yes, sir?"

"Is the house all ready for tonight?"

"Certainly. The condom truck arrived an hour ago. DJ's arrived, so as the barman staff, and literally everything you asked for is at the house."

Hiroshi grinned. "Awesome. Now, what happened to the bathtub hobo?"

Marquez came up with an obvious answer. "Drunk off his head, as always."

"Okay, I trust you. Gotta pick the Tomers." Both hung up their mobiles.

[Stan (Eminem feat. Dido) commited suicide because he got ignored by Eminem. Well, I don't care if Enki commits suicide because of not meeting the Voice Actors, I still haven't slept in three days!!!]

Back at the Mexican Airport... Jodi still waited for her friends to show up. Just when she finished her third Tequila shot at the airport’s bar, Matthew Geczy and Barbara Weber-Scaff appeared. She ran to them and hugged them.

“You guys took so long... I've been waiting like forever!” Jodi said.

Matthew Géczy wasn’t in the same mood as Jodi. “We're tired after the plane travel. It sucked that we all got different plane tickets.”

Barbara Weber-Scaff added. “The others went on a third plane. Matt and I got here by Iberia, Jodi by Lufthansa and the others will arrive by American Airlines. Definitely strange.”

Jodi agreed with her friend. “Indeed.” To cheer them up, she decides to invite them something. “Now do you guys want to drink a cocktail? I'm inviting.”

Not that far away from the Voice Actors, Enki was spotting them taking drinks. A memory came to his mind. The private message he wrote to Jodi that she never replied.

From: Enki
To: bambi
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:34 am
Subject: Hit me back, Jodi.

Dear Jodi, I wrote but you still ain't replied.
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back at LF, you must not-a got them
There probably was a problem with the forum or something
Sometimes I shout out messages too sloppy when I jot them
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Girl, how's your mother?
My mother's pregnant too; I'm bout to have a brother
If I have a brother, guess what I'ma call him?
I’m a name him Odd.
I read about your Uncle Forrest too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Matt
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures gal
I like the shit you did with Sharon too, that shit was fly
Anyways, I hope you get this gal, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Frank

After remembering that she didn't even read it, Enki dropped a tear. “This time, I'll have a word with them.” A stranger stumbled upon him, Enki ignored him first, until he realized that his backpack got stolen.

“¡Delincuente!” (Delinquent!) Enki yelled, running towards the thief.

Jodi Forrest didn’t ignore the yelling. “What was that?”

Barbara Weber-Scaff hadn’t paid attention to it. “I don’t mind. It happens. Let's head to the hotel.”

Matthew Géczy spoke from his mind. “Sauna, party by the beach... I'm sure at Hiroshi's party, it will be a matter of sex appeal.”

[Finally.... sleep time... time to travel the 7 seas... time to... do... things on... dreamworld... yea.... have sum Sweet Dreams (Eurythmics) I know I will...]

Darth Ferfer was hungry, but not with enough cash to find a hotel... on his way back to the airport, he found himself with HvonM and Odd-Like-Me.

HvonM salutes him. “Hello. Are you from TvTome?”

Darth Ferfer replies. “I used to belong there. Now Lyoko Freak's the place to be.”

HvonM grinned a bit and asked. “Great. You know if Hiroshi Yamabuki has arrived?”

Darth Ferfer remembered something from the letter with the plane ticket. “Yeah... he hasn't picked us up yet.”

Odd-Like-Me interrupted, not in a pleasant mood. “We just arrived half an hour ago. Turbulence gave us some problems on the first flight from Dublin to the States. When we arrived to New York, they reported that some underage terrorists with a wrench and a mallet attacked some cops. But after the tourists begged to the FBI for traveling to Mexico, we got our way here.” He looks at his Umbro watch. “We should have been here three bloody hours ago.”

“Interesting. I just got rid of Erikamisha by tossing her into an ambulance car.” DarthFerfer mentioned proudly.

HvonM found it strange. “What happened?” Ferfer told them about how Misha lost her eye and also that he saw Darklord stuck half body into a big mousetrap. HvonM reacted, cursing. “Shit, that's fucked up.”

“Poor girl. Heh, and I was complaining about TB3 stomping on my nuts.” Odd-Like-Me added, making Ferfer cracks up. “It was fucked up too, moron.” He reminded.

Darth Ferfer stopped laughing. “Sure. And let's go back to the airport. I've left my stuff there. And if we find other people, then that would be great.”

The three guys returned inside the airport. On their way, they found JoeDaHobo staring at Linii-chan, who was asleep.

“Payback!!” The Hobo yelled. He pulled out Linii's wrench in the air, but Erynn stopped him from smacking Linii's head. “Let her sleep, you dumbass.” After listening to Erynn, he backed off to buy Sprite.

“Hey Ferfer, what’s up?” Star Way noticed DarthFerfer with two guys. He replied. “Good.”

“Ready for the party?” HvonM asked.

The question seemed pathetic to x1. “Hmm… yeah.”

“How long has she been sleeping?” Odd-Like-Me asked, noticing that Linii-chan wasn’t awake.

Yizzy hugged x1 by the waist, replying to the Irish in a concerned tone. “It's been more than one hour.”

Trillinka and Jaleigh arrived to the group. The first girl saluted the group. “Hi guys!” They got hugged by the group.

x1 takes a seat next to Linii. “I wonder what's on Linii's mind...”

tamalholocaust @ 2006-05-01T02:28:00

2006-05-01T08:07:46Z

Authors: Agent Marquez and x1.
Writing: Agent Marquez.
Video production: x1 (On Stand-by).
Process making eyewitnessed by: Lotho, RoDrInCuBuS, Sanji and TB3.

[Move your hips to the rhythm of Shakira… and you’ll know when to love someone because the “Hips Don’t Lie”… Hips Don’t Lie, Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean]

Most of the Lyoko Freak members were moving their hips to the rhythm of Shakira’s song, while others were staring at TB3 after he told his friends about a unfortunate event that happened to him.

“Hahaha… no shit? Seriously?” Stonecreek wondered about something YDV had to say.

“Yeah, some transvestites gave TB3 head. One of them faked their name to Lani, so that was the catch…” YDV explained, while cracking up as well as the people who listened to him.

“Holy shit, dude. And I was close to win…” DL stated. “Phew…”

The transvestites appeared in front of the guys. TB3 turned his back on them as his friends started to laugh at them.

Lani walked by the scene and noticed a white fluid on one of the transvestite’s face. She licked it off, grinned at TB3 and walked away leaving the guys a bit surprised.

Stonecreek cracked up while drinking a vodka shot. “Now you can say she gave you head, pal.” He said that right after he laughed.

Meanwhile, Lotho was talking to wartonchan near the pool.

Wartonchan was drooling at the Lyoko Freak girls while having a smoke from the Cannabis that he snatched from somebody else. “I love this party, dude. Free from TechLinks, and look at all the awesome babes.”

Lotho agreed. “Yeah, they’re sexy.” By his own instinct, he left Wartonchan to get himself a drink at the bar.

The barman was attending Star Way, handing her a drink. “Here’s your Martini”.

Lotho reached the bar. “Give me whatever she’s having”, he said.

“Copycat”, Star Way replied. She looked at him again. “You’re not that bad looking, you know?”

The barman’s mind was another thought. She’s pretty much hammered.

“Thanks Star”. Lotho winked one eye, Star Way grinned.

Meanwhile, several people were dancing near the pool. KarinBerry and Skorpigeist were a bit close by the edge of the pool. They kissed on the lips.

Sanji, Osiris and TL were sitting on chairs staring at the kissing couple.

“I feel so bloody tempted to knock those bastards down to the pool” Sanji said, while enjoying a cigarette.

TL stood up and yelled at Sanji. “Go for it, mate! Nothing fucking stops you tonight!”

Sanji quickly ran towards the couple and sent them falling towards the pool with a flying kick. But he landed near the edge of the pool with one foot.

“Man, there he goes” Carth_upon_a_star pointed out at Sanji losing control to avoid falling into the swimming pool.

Sanji was holding on with one foot. “Fuck me…” Out from nowhere, help came on his way.

“Take my hand” Tekirai handed over his right hand, but didn’t hold the British strong enough. Both landed on the water, provoking laughter among those who were near the pool.

“Hahaha!” Darkborn was laughing in front of Sanji’s face. A foot on his butt sent the kid over the pool.

“Kicking ass is kickass!” Lani grinned, after stretching her foot to knock down Darkborn.

YDV hugged Lani from her behind. “You win at life!”

Meanwhile at the dancing floor, everybody was observing Katie dancing on the top of a table.

“Goddamn, she is hot!” DL yelled while admiring Katie’s belly dancer moves at the top of the table and smashing his beer chop at the table.

Suddenly, many people started to throw dollar bills at Katie. She wasn’t noticing it yet, but Morgan was starting to pick them up.

TB3 interrogated Morgan. “What’s with you taking her cash away?”

Morgan glared at the British and answered his question. “None of your damn business, you dope”.

LadyChaos walked towards them offering drinks. TB3 picked Appleton and Morgan took sake.

Meanwhile, The BB of C and ThePepsiPiper were figuring out how to get rid of Hidushikai’s corpse.

The BB of C asked the obvious. “Where do we hide him?”

ThePepsiPiper was looking at the garden. “6 feet under the garden could do it”.

The BB of C agreed with him. “Yeah, I don’t think Erynn unburies stuff”

“Let me get AngelBolt and we’ll bring up some shovels” ThePepsiPiper left Hidushikai’s murderer to find the shovel girl.

[Ice Cold for your drinks... Ice Cold for the party!! Hey Ya, from Outkast. Listen and read...]

A new song began to play, bringing over several people to dance to it while it lasted… but some were disgusted at that song.

Rodri ranted briefly. “Goddamn Outkast… that song really sucks!”

Darkborn agreed with him. “Yeah… goddamn thing was playing all over around.”

Rodri noticed Darkborn’s clothes. “So how was the pool, anyways?”

Darkborn glared at him. “Don’t even ask.”

“Whatever.” Rodri stood up and walked, but got a glomp from Mewberries, ending with them dancing together, despite that Rodri hated this song.

Near the kitchen, Star Way and Lotho were talking to each other.

“So what’s up for tonight?” Lotho asked. Star Way sat on his lap, pumping her arms around him and grinning at him.

Some by-passers looked at the couple. Some amused, others surprised and some other people understood that Star Way was drunk and horny.

LyoKoHaCk stared in astonishment at Erynn sitting on Lotho’s lap.

“Motherfucker!!” He yelled. “Goddamn, I can’t believe that geek’s gonna get his way with Erynn.”

NeoDude0 sighed. “She’s drunk”

LyoKoHacK asked. “Oh, really?”

“Ya, really.”

Paige approached Hack. “Hey Hackie, wassup?” Right away, the black teenager grabbed Paige and made out quickly with her.

Meanwhile, x1 and Yizzy were dancing by the dance floor, just like Skysong and NeoDude0 and other couples dancing and drinking as well.

To some people’s surprise, Odd675 and Numbuh came down the ladders. Both seemed to be happy with each other. LadyChaos grabbed Numbuh’s hand and asked her a question.

“How was he in bed?”

Numbuh 7 replied. “He was a sex junkie with an insatiable habit.”

Odd675 felt really happy. “Sex relieves tension, love causes it.”

Virtualized STI was very drunk. “You get bored after too much sex with your girlfriend. It's like a kid with a toy. When he first gets it, he spends all day with it. Then after he breaks it in, it's not fun anymore, so he finds another toy.” That earned him a kick in the balls from Numbuh 7.

She cursed at him. “Prick.” Then, she wandered off with the Chilean guy.

Meanwhile, on the second floor, Ransomed Heart and Little Vili were lying on the bed. A used condom was seen on the floor. Vili was apparently happy, but Ransomed Heart was rather terrified and disgusted.

Vili leaned towards Ray. “Is there something wrong, Ray?”

Ray replied to him. “Vili, I like it when people have sex with me.” Vili grinned. “But great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

Vili was a bit surprised by Ray’s words. “When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”

Ray pouted. “Like hell you know.” She whispered to herself. "Damn virgin"

Vili was a bit lost. “Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” That made Ray leave the bed in frustration.

[Time for some reggaeton… “Rompe” from Daddy Yankee. Listen to it and dance to it!]

Back in the kitchen, the group of people watching the drunk couple grew. Star Way was smashed to the point that her shirt was tossed on the floor, and she was madly making out with Lothofoxburr. "Oh...fuck me!" She said while taking a short breath.

"Gladly." Lotho replied, picking her up off her feet and carrying her somewhere private.

The crowd started to dissolve, and Paige and LyoKoHaCk took the seat the couple before them had been making love in. Paige cooed to the boy. "You're actually quite attractive."

A very drunk LyoKoHaCk responded. "Oh, that's so sweet, you hoe!" And before she could say anything else, he kissed her again.

Meanwhile, TB3 was mysteriously rummaging through Erynn's house. He was lifting up the couch, much to the dismay of the people sitting in it, when Morgan walked in the room. "What the hell are you doing?" She yelled. TB3 instantly dropped the couch, blushing. He grabbed Morgan's arm and dragged her into the other room. "I'm kinda...looking for something." He stated.

"No shit. What is it? ...Drugs?" He nodded. "Why didn't you just say so? Right over here."

She led him to the bar where Sanji was drinking tea from a large mug. TB3 seated himself next to the druggie, who whispered. "Special formula." He winked, and TB3 poured himself some of the drink.

Back near the dancefloor, ThePepsiPiper found AngelBolt sitting alone. He approached her. "Hey AngelBolt, I was..." He started, but was cut off by the girl. "I thought you'd never ask!!" She grabbed the speechless ThePepsiPiper and dragged him off to dance.

At the crime scene, The BB of C checked his watch. A large amount of time had passed. "Shit, where the fuck is Piper and that shovel chick?!" As soon as he said this, a man dressed in black stepped by the body. "Need some help?" Agent_Marquez said.

"Finally!"

Marquez proposed something to The BB of C. "Go off to party, I'll handle the corpse". He left Marquez with Hidushikai's rotting corpse.

Back at Erynn's house, a wet t-shirt contest was being held by the pool. The contestants were Blueyedblonde, Trillinka, Lani and rachelkawaii. All of them dancing to Daddy Yankee's song while DL and BAB are dropping water on their shirts, making the crowd go wild and cheering loudly for them.

TB3 came back from consuming drugs. Seeing the girls on a wet t-shirt contest totally drove him crazy. "Strip yourself down, bitches!!" Out of nowhere, a beer bottle was swung to his head, knocking him down.

TL looked upon him. "That'll calm the prick down. Now let's auction the girls".

Many agreed with him. "Hell yeah!!"

Lani knew she had no way out of this. "Oh shit, I'm getting boned anyways..."

Back at the dancefloor, many were taking their chances to dance dirty, given that reggaeton dancing is similar to sexual moves, which led the lust to escalate. But the lust ended when the song was over.

[Get your freak on with your new booty! Listen to "Ms. New Booty" from Bubba Sparxxx.]

Stonecreek was walking the sides of the dancefloor as the new song started, carrying cans of beer in his arms. He had already given about five to x1 and his girl, and was offering it quite loudly to the other dancers.

Skysong and NeoDude0 didn't need any booze; they were getting dirty on their own free will. "You don't need a new booty." NeoDude said to Sky.

The very drunk couple nearby, x1 and Yizzy laughed at NeoDude's words. "Shut it!" NeoDude retorted, and x1 resumed dry humping his girl.

Rodrincubus and Mewberries151 were dancing beside them, and Mew caught Rodri eyeing the kids dancing. "Go ahead..." Mew said, knowing what he was thinking. "Yay for coked tea!" Rodri yelled.

Mew was amused. "What?"

The Lyoko Freak Party Bash - Part 1

2006-04-24T02:14:36Z

Authors: Agent Marquez and x1.
Writing: Agent Marquez.
Video production: x1.
Process making eyewitnessed by: DL, Numbuh 7 and RoDrInCuBuS.

The following events take place around 9:00 PM.

People say the best things occur during the night. Most can agree, others can disagree… that can be subject to debate. My own experiences from the past can surely say I enjoy the night.

Star Way, the founder of LF, was aware that tonight her forum aged 1 year of life. She was at her house, walking through the kitchen to get a can of soda and hang out at her forum to chat away for the night.

She logged onto LF, but nobody was online.

“This is weird. Two days and no one even goes crazy at Games. There’s gotta be something going on”, she wondered.

Unexpectedly, the doorbell rang. She walked towards her door, opened it and didn’t expect to see the people who were in front of her.

“Happy LF anniversary, Star Way!!” TB3 gave a bear hug, to the surprise of his mates.

TB3’s brother was worried instead. “Let her go, you’re going to kill her off instead”

He released her. “Glad we could make it.”

Stonecreek was outside a car with Your De-Virtualization and Lani was trying to fix the car’s engine. “You almost killed us at high speed.” His eyes detoured at Star Way. “Oh, hi Star”.

Star Way took a brief rest from the bear hug. “Hey guys. What brings y’all to my house all of a sudden?”

To her surprise, Morgan appeared out of nowhere. “Hey love, there’s a huge party tonight in your house!!”

Star Way snapped. “What? Well, my parents aren’t here, but still…”

“It’s our moment tonight!!” YDV chanted randomly.

“Wait, how did you guys have my home address?” Star Way asked.

“Morgan’s the one organizing the whole thing. She gave everyone your home address.” TB3 explained, but Star Way didn’t seem happy now.

She glared at Morgan. “We’ll talk later.” Morgan quickly replied. “Hey, this is a big surprise. Many people are coming to this. Linii, Rodri, DL, Numbuh 7, BAB, Mewberries151…”

“Holy shit, my house’s going to explode” Star Way snapped. Seconds later, two big trucks arrived with plenty party material for tonight’s main event.

Stonecreek stared at the beer truck. “Heineken, perfect…”

One of the truck drivers approached Morgan. “Can you please indicate us where the lights, beer and the rest of the equipment can go to?”

Star Way quickly suggested an idea. “How about we pull this at my patio, near to the pool?”

Morgan grinned. “That’s so hardcore, baby!”

“You got a pool?” YDV asked in surprise. Star Way nodded. “Woot!”

A taxi has arrived at Erynn’s house, bringing a cocaine scent. Two persons stepped foot out of the cab, revealed to be Sanji and Bootch.

Morgan goes directly to Bootch. “Hey cutie. What’s up?”

Bootch was also surrounded by Lani. “I’m okay. So when is this party beginning?”

“Where do I put my coked tea?” Sanji asked. Morgan quickly attended him, whispering in his ear. “In the kitchen”. Sanji moved his way towards the kitchen.

While the time passed by, more people began arriving to Star Way’s house. It was surprising to the 14-year-old administrator the reaction that her members showed by assisting to the pretty much improvised party that will take place tonight. Many will have a blast; others will have a blast… in their bodies.

11:00 PM.

[Are you guys ready to hump tonight? That will happen tonight, but right now it’s the moment to dance with Fergie and My Humps, from Black Eyed Peas]

The sound of the Black Eyed Peas song provoked the people to go dance at the floor.

BAB went towards Numbuh 7. “Mind if we dance?” Numbuh 7 didn’t mind, but AngelBolt appeared by. “He’s going with me.” They walked towards the dancing floor and made their moves with many other happy, yet drunk people.

Numbuh 7 pouted. “And I thought he could be nice for 1 day.” YDV appeared by to dance with her.

Meanwhile, at the kitchen, a drinking contest was taking place. The drinkers were TB3, DL, Darkborn, Stonecreek and LyokoHaCk.

TB3 asked. “What’s up for the first round?”

The barman replied to the Welsh. “10 rounds of cum”. The contestants dropped their jaws in shock. He corrected his statement in time. “I meant rum instead”.

The males began drinking their rum shots… meanwhile, at the dancing floor; Linii-chan and Werwek were locking lips while enjoying the song.

“That last time we had together has been just amazing” Linii whispered in her boyfriend’s ears.

Werwek was looking at the stairs, where ThePepsiPiper was talking to LadyChaos. “Tonight’s our night.”

A tear of emotion dropped from Linii’s eyes. “You got a condom, do you?” Werwek nodded, leading to a response from Linii. “Not now, later.”

Many other people were dancing to the song. Among the dancing couples, Paige wasn’t pleased with Wartonchan.

Paige yelled at her partner. “Shake your freaking body, dammit!” Wartonchan wasn’t dancing properly; he was rather moving a bit robotic, which only disappointed Paige even more. “God, you suck.” She left him and went for a drink.

LothoFoxburr and magnus4001 saw how Paige ditched Wartonchan. “He can’t even get along with that girl. It’s normal to see him failing on dates” LothoFoxburr said, while magnus4001 took a sip from a Bacardi.

Meanwhile, Ransomed_Heart and Little Vili were talking about some things while dancing to the song. Vili’s partner got in a flirting mood.

Ransomed_Heart touched his hair. “Vili, you look so different tonight.”

Vili slighty grinned. “How much you had tonight?”

“Just a couple of beer cans” She replied. “Let’s get more beer.”

They detoured towards the beer kegs, located all around Erynn’s house.

At the bar, the rum drinking contest was going on. Nobody wanted to quit after the 5th shot.

“That isn’t anything yet, mates!” TB3 exclaimed. However, Darkborn started to make weird gestures on his face.

LyokoHack saw Trillinka walking by. “Damn, her ass is sexy!” The barman served the drinkers their 6 shot. Instead of chugging it, Hack threw his shot. “I quit, man. That booty’s mine tonight.”

“Coward, coward…” Stonecreek chanted, along with DL. “There is no way in hell you were gonna win anyway.” He added. LyokoHack ignored him, though.

Darkborn wasn’t feeling that good. “Damn, I don’t feel so good.” He walked away from the bar heading straight to the bathroom. He wasn’t the only one wanting to access there.

“I can’t hold it anymore” Odd22 said, while touching his crotch. The bathroom door opened, with Osiris coming out. “At last.” But just when Odd22 was going to enter the bathroom, Darkborn pushed him away from there, ending up with Odd22 peeing on his jeans. Inside the bathroom, Darkborn opened the toilet and started vomiting inside it. His sounds were creeping up the nearby people that wanted to wash their hands or do their necessities.

“That fucktard puked in the bathroom” The BB of C exclaimed.

On another side of the house, Rodrincubus and Mewberries151 were making out sitting on a leather couch. Mew backed her lips from Rodri’s. “You’re so sweet”

He stroked her hair, making her smile. “Let me get us some scotch.” He stood up, leaving his girlfriend to get some alcohol for them.

[Another song that seems to work at the parties often is “This Love” from Maroon 5. Listen, read and dance to it!]

Mewberries151 was left alone for a while by Rodri. Sanji walked by. “Mind if we dance?” He asked.

Mew didn’t make any opposition. “Sure. I’m glad to dance with you.”

Sanji turned his back towards to Osiris, who was drinking Ballantine’s. “Go kill some time with Rodri”.

NeoDude was dancing with Mandaz now. “Come on baby let me stick my dick in your clit now”.

Mandaz was astonished at the thought. “What’s in your mind? I’m not some easy chick, you moron.”

Neo replied quickly. "That's not what VChat said." He earned himself a slap in his face, followed by a kick in his testicles, sending him to the floor. He winced in pain. “Yikes!”

VChat 2.0 and animenologist saw how Neo got humiliated by Mandaz. “I can’t believe he thought it was that easy!” He took a sip from an Appleton rum.

“Agreed, man. Hand me the rum” animenologist replied, while laughing hard at Neo. VChat 2.0 handed him the bottle.

Skysong was dancing with G-Force, while x1 was dancing with Yizzy.

Yizzy commented about what just happened seconds ago. “Damn, I can’t believe how Neo was such an ass to Mandaz.”

“Everyone’s so desperate to get busy now these days” Skysong added. “Ain’t that right, x1?”

x1 played the crazy act. "What?...I uh...I don't know what you're talking about!" Skysong grinned. "Don't look at me that way." Yizzy kissed him on the lips. "I love you too".

G-Force wasn’t paying any attention at all. “Man, can’t the DJ play some breakdance tunes so I can show the people how Jin Ishiyama can move?”

"Why don't you just shut the fuck up and see how Sky can move?! Catch my drift..?" x1 overreacted.

“What’s up with you?” G-Force asked, surprised at x1’s reaction.

“He had too much drinks” Yizzy explained. Her boyfriend nodded. “Told you.”

TL approached them, while dancing with Morgan. “Hey, Stephen only had a quarter of a scotch bottle and three beer cans.”

“He’s a wuss” Morgan added.

"Yeah well, shut the hell up before I stick a dildo in you!"

Morgan ignored x1’s words. Next to her and TL were Star Way and Werwek dancing. “Hey Hiro, pass me that cigarette” Hiro passed it to her, but Linii-chan saw the cigarette.

“Hiro, no smoking or I’ll pull out my wrench!”

Vertig73 walked through the dancing couples, while drinking some sort of tea. “Have a sip out of this, it’s the best shit ever, mates.”

Werwek ignored him. “Vertig’s stoned, so what the hell…” He lit up another cigarette.

“Hiro…” Linii pouted.

“All right, all right.” He tossed the cigarette behind, not being aware that it landed on Jeremie Lover’s eyes.

Rodrincubus returned to the couch with two scotch glasses, one for him and the other for Mewberries151. Instead of finding her at the couch, he found misha-san and lyokolover making out and cuddling.

“Damn.” He sipped both glasses as quick as he could. “Where’s Mew?”

He got a quick answer from Osiris. “With Sanji.”

“Oh, bloody hell.” Rodri replied. He lit up a cigarette and began to smoke while walking around the house. He stopped at the bar, spotting how Stonecreek, DL and TB3 were drinking.

“First round is over. Second round goes with a bottle of Chivas scotch.” Immediately, he rolled 3 Chivas bottles over for the guys.

Rodrincubus noticed it was a drinking contest. “So what’s the bet?”

“Whoever wins, get to bang with Mewberries tonight!” TB3 exclaimed.

“What the fuck, dude?” Rodri started to make a fist with his right hand.

DL calmed Rodri down. “He’s just shitting you, dude. Whoever wins, gets a blowjob from Lani.”

“Really? Whatever, may the best win.” He stormed off somewhere else.

[Have you ever been in love once? Aren’t you a love fool? You believe in Jamiroquai’s Love Foolosophy? Listen to it for the kicks…]

Near the swimming pool, The BB of C was talking to LadyChaos, Lani and Rachelkawaii.

“You’ve seen my pic with the kid before, right?” He asked the girls.

“I thought you were going to eat him!” Lani stated.

“That was a joke around the forum. Actually, I was babysitting him.” He cleared things up.

“Oh, that’s cute.” Rachelkawaii smilied. Seconds later, a mobile rang.

“Not mine.” LadyChaos said after taking a quick peek on her mobile.

The BB of C was holding a ringing mobile. “It’s mine. I’ll be back in a moment.” He left the girls to answer his mobile.

“Hey bro, I’m outside Erynn’s door. No one fucking opens the door.”

“Hidushikai? Hey… the party’s a blast, it’s all cool, and so I don’t think anyone would mind seeing you there.”

“I can’t get the… oh, wait… I’m in. See you around there in a while.”

The BB of C hung up his mobile. “Who was it?” Lani asked.

“My mother, she was worried about me.” He lied. Lani believed him though.

At the dancing floor, Katie was getting her moves on with Rodri.

“And this love, fool-osophy is killing previous illusions that I had in my mind about you” Katie sang to the lyrics of the song while putting her arms around his neck.

“You’re okay?” Rodri asked. She hugged him tightly. “You had the coked tea? Damn… but it’s all cool between us.”

“You’re not gonna take her ass tonight?” LyokoHack popped from Rodri’s back. “Dude, you suck.”

Katie told Hack off. “Get outta here, sucka.”

Many couples were happy dancing to Love Foolosophy, since it was the song that most reminded the people about Garage Kids, the main origin of Code Lyoko. While ThePepsiPiper was drinking a beer can, he could spot several couples dancing to the music. Like Numbuh 7 and Odd675, Taelia and Sanji, Linii-chan and Werwek, Paige and Lyoko is Cool… also, in one move, Blue Armor Boy tripped and fell to the floor, hitting his nose on the process and getting laughter from the Freaks.

“He tripped worse than my grandma!” Darkborn laughed.

Aceilikeeggs opened the bathroom door. “Goddamn, this smells like fucked up shit! Who the hell vomited right there?”

“That was Darkborn, hun. You should go to the other bathroom instead.” Ransomed_Heart suggested.

Ace dismissed her suggestion. “Hell no, that SamBlob dude took a dump over there. It smells worse than rotten salad over there.” Ransomed_Heart shrugged.

[It’s time to do some reggaeton dancing… y tú sabes que a ella le encanta la Gasolina (Daddy Yankee)… dance to this song]

“You wouldn’t mind dancing to Gasolina?” Ace asked to Ray. Suddenly, Vili walked by, blowing Ace’s chance to dance dirty with her. “Dammit!”

Odd675 didn’t let go of Numbuh 7’s waist. “You’re a pretty girl”.

Numbuh 7 loved the compliment by kissing him on the lips. “You made my day, boy.”

Linii-chan and Werwek didn’t let the song go to waste, taking every moment to increase the passion between them by some dirty dancing moves.

A guy disguised in a drag queen suit passed by Linii and Werwek. “Get a bedroom!”

Werwek cracked up. “Go fuck a goat.” The drag queen suited guy walked away without replying.

Linii shrugged. “Damn, that was plain disturbing.” Her boyfriend hugged her to calm her down. “We’ll be okay in a while… let’s get some drinks first.”

The BB of C couldn’t stand Daddy Yankee’s music. “I’ll be at the pool”. He walked towards the pool, but TL stumbled upon his way.

“What’s with your face, mate? You seem like you were disturbed at gay people.” TL spoke.

“There’s a gay person around here?” The BB of C asked.

ThePepsiPiper walked by interrupting them. “That drag queen dude is freaking the shit out of me!”

He was quickly enraged. “Drag queen dude?? Where’s my rifle, I’m gonna kill that motherfucker.” Just by coincidence, a rifle was hanging on the wall. The BB of C snatched it.

“That’s from Erynn.” TL shrugged.

“I don’t care. You’ll thank me for doing this. Where’s the scum?” The BB of C asked.

“Around the pool… and he’s waving his cock around the ladies?” ThePepsiPiper was shocked to see that happening.

The BB of C took the rifle and aimed towards the drag queen dude, who was behaving perversely with the ladies, especially towards Carth_upon_a_star and LadyChaos.

“Look at my snake, it can spit white fluids!!”

LadyChaos threatened the guy. “Look Hidushikai, I know you shouldn’t be here, but stop doing that fucking shit. Save your penis or...”

A shot was heard. The drag queen was down for the count, yet The BB of C hadn’t realized that he had murdered his brother.

Even if the shot was heard, no one even cared about what happened. They kept dancing to the music, which was played at a very loud volume.

“You make me want to dance so badly.” Lani whispered in YDV’s ear while dancing with him.

Randomly, Odd22 began to sing a tune that was off the context of the moment.

“Break, break, break-dance; Break, break, break-dance; Break, break, break…" He was knocked out with a beer bottle swung towards his head.

Agent_Marquez walked near Odd22, looking briefly at his head. “It was an accurate hit.” He moved towards the bar.

Meanwhile at the bar, DL puked on the floor. “God no, dude...” Stonecreek felt very tempted to vomit, but he swallowed his own vomit to continue in the game. Seconds later, he threw up at the floor.

“Score!!” TB3 shouted in joy. “Now where is Lani?” He stormed off to find his reward, while Marquez ordered cognac for himself to the barman.

Chapter 8 - Set Them Free

2005-12-23T05:45:54Z

[The party people are Everywhere (Michelle Branch) aorund Mexico, enjoying themselves around the city]

Mewberries was happily shopping at Samborns, leafing idly though the clothing and selecting some Rip Curl and Quicksilver stuff that she liked, and allowing her mind to wander to someone else.

As she continued to walk through the store, pausing by the toy section, a clerk walked by. "¿En que la puedo ayudar?" (Can I help you?)

Mewberries gave the man an apologetic smile. "Mi español no es muy bueno" (My Spanish isn't very good) "... you got Pokemon Trading Cards?"

"Miss... we speak many languages... don't be an ass... really..."

Mewberries blinked in shock, staring at the clerk as though convinced she must have misheard him. "What?"

"No hablo ingles." (I don't speak English). The clerk grinned at her wickedly.

Placing her hands on her hips, Mew attempted to look stern. "But I just heard you...." She started, before being interrupted again.

"Mee no speaky chinese."

"Pero... acabar de oir..." (But... me just heard...) Mewberries was clearly frustrated now.

"Miss... don't mock me for being Mexican... pinche gringa." (fucking American), the clerk snapped out.

Mew blinked again. "Excuse me, but what did you said to me? Gringa?"

"Por Dios..." The clerk grabbed her by the throat, quickly placing something in her pocket before proceeding to kick her out of the store.

The item in her pocket triggered the alarm though, and the second she was out of the store some policemen were all over Mew. "¡¡Trae coca!!" (For God's Sake... she brings coke!!) The cops were preparing to check her when a tamales vendor ambled by.

[Tequila!! Listen to the 1950's hit from The Champs... and do not forget to have a Tequila shot!!]

"Tamales, tamales...son de verde, son de rojo, son de pollo, lleven sus tamales o..." (Tamales, tamales... they're green, they're red, they're with chicken, take your tamales or...) Agent Marquez rambled.

One of the cops stopped his advance on Mewberries to attempt to stop him. "Perdon bato, pero ahorita no puede pasar." (Sorry dude, but you can't pass now.)

[They were funky mexican men... yes, that's right, they were funky mexican men... shut up and read how I beat 'em cops up to the rhythm of Kung Fu Fighting, Carl Douglas]

Seeming to not be fazed in the least by this, Agent Marquez smiled. "La hora de comer tamales ha pasado...ahora... es la hora... ¡de morir! (The time for eating tamales has passed... now... it's time... to die!) In one swift movement, the vendor tossed away his hat and overcoat, revealing himself to be a black suited Hispano with a rich mustache growing over his tan face.

"El tamal.... ¡o muerte!" (The tamal... or death!) He cried as he reached into his cart, pulling out two tamales, which were in fact a pair of desert eagles.

Making full use of his SuperMexican strength, Agent Marquez leapt into the air and unloaded in clip into a passing stray dog, which slumped over dead unceremoniously. "Carne pa' los tacos, ¡hijos de la verga!" (Meat for the tacos, you son of a bitches!)

Landing back on the ground, Marquez burst into a series of dance moves, ranging from the robot to disco, while shooting off a bullet every few moments. In shock and anger, the cops began to retaliate, firing at the Mexican with a barrage of bullets, but the weapons were no match for the uber-retro movements, which allowed Marquez to avoid all the bullets.

"¡Fiebre de sabado por la noche cabrones!" (Saturday Night Fever, you fuckers!)

Mewberries had backed herself up against the outside of the store, and was watching in grotesque fascination as Marquez began to decimate the police.

Two were sent reeling when their skulls were bashed together, spurting blood as they fell over, dead from the force of the blow inflicted upon them by Marquez. Another was grabbed by the arm as he tried to flee, and said arm was ripped from his body. The cop fell sideways, caught off balance and screaming in pain, left lying in a pool of his own still-warm blood. He attempted to rise and run again as Marquez hovered over him, screaming for mercy and for help. Unfortunately for him, his only remaining comrade had retreated next to Mewberries on the wall, and both were too scared to make any move to help. A single shot rang out, straight to the head, leaving the cop with not so much as a dying cry.

The last cop's eyes were wide as Marquez moved in on him, and he realized he had nowhere to run to. Using his superstrength yet again, the Mexican lifted up the helpless cop by his throat, hand tightening painfully around the small neck of the man. Marquez squeezed and squeezed, so hard that his fingers punctured the soft skin and tore the throat open, leaving the neck squirting blood as the man hung in the throes of death. Marquez dropped the limp body once the man stopped thrashing.

[I don't know what it is that makes them feel alive... the only thing I know is that they want to party hard... Acquiesce from Oasis, listen to it while you're reading]

Meanwhile, The UK Lyoko Freak members had reached Miami Airport. The were dodging through the crowds of mingling tourists, trying to reach their next flight on time.

"At last!! One more bloody flight and we're on the path to heaven," TB3 said joyously, pumping his fist into the air in triumph.

Team Lyoko was behind him, glaring at his back in complaint. "It'd be heaven if you kept your mouth shut. I couldn't sleep during the flight, you know."

TB3 grinned nonchalantly. "I'm adapting myself to the party mood," he reasoned.

"Gay mood, actually," Team Lyoko retorted smartly.

"God save the Hiroshi," TB3 cheered, tuning his brother out completely now.

"Shut it, you prick." Team Lyoko resisted the urge to smack TB3.

Thankfully, Mandaz stepped in with a quick subject change. "Why did he picked Jalisco? His party better be good."

Team Lyoko placed a hand to his forehead, glaring at Mandaz. "Shut up, will you? My bloody headache is getting much worse than it already is."

Alpha-Omega ran up to the group. "Mates, Triki and I just bought the tickets to go to Mexico. We have to wait 2 hours for the flight. What happened to Odd-Like-Me and HvonM?" He glanced around, looking for the missing members of the group.

Vertig73 sighed. "They had other tickets. I'm sure they're already there." He looked around Alpha. "Where's triki? Didn't you buy the tickets with him?"

Alpha grinned, dropping his voice low. "Making some arrangements. Bribing the cops."

Team Lyoko slapped his forehead in exasperation, inadvertently making his headache even worse. " Oh, we lost him this time. Discrimination issues."

Mandaz pouted. "Bollocks. There goes our tea."

Meanwhile, in another part of Miami airport....

LothoFoxburr slumped down into a chair, stretching out a little. "In two hours, our plane will take off."

Sitting across from him, Ransomed_Heart gave an indignant huff, clearly still pissed about the cybersex and not looking forward to sitting with him for two hours. "Okay..."

Chibi was sitting next to her, and shook her head. "Damn flashbacks."

Lotho rolled his eyes. "Gee, I ended up ejaculating all over the place. Happy now?"

Chibi stood up. "Fine, I'll go to the bathroom and masturbate by myself."

"Whatever," LothoFoxburr snapped back, trying to sound disinterested.

Ransomed_Heart had tried to ignore the conversation, and was staring at a young girl who seemed to be crying. Gesturing to get Lotho's attention, she pointed at the girl. "Isn't that Paige?"

Lotho cocked his head, staring hard at the young girl. "Shithead sister?"

His companion sighed and rose to her feet. "Yes. I'll check out what's going on with her."

Ransomed_Heart walked over to the crying twin, sitting down next to her. "Howdy Paige! What happened?"

The girl didn't stop crying. "Paige, my ass. I'm Emma, dammit. That bitch took my plane ticket away."

Ransomed_Heart blinked in surprise. "You were an ex-tomer?"

"Yeah," she replied through her sobs.

"Hmmm..." Ransomed_Heart pondered for a moment. "Let's see if I can help." She walked back over to Lotho, just as Chibi was returning from the bathroom.

A random woman's voice came from the bathroom, directed at Chibi. "Clean up the bathroom, you skank!"

Chibi turned and gave the woman the middle finger. "I did my time!!"

LothoFoxburr chuckled lowly. "Heh... and you call me a sick bastard."

"That was Ray," Chibi defended, gesturing at Ransomed_Heart.

"Whatever," Lotho drawled. "All of you have the same damn issues."

Chibi smirked. "You'll never have my ass!" As proof, she grabbed it and shook it in front of Lotho, who promptly got a boner just looking at it. "You know you want this, but you can't have it."

A random guy stopped and stared. "That ass is for sale?"

Chibi stopped. "Police!! Underage rapist!!" Police seemed to materialize out of nowhere and arrest the potential rapist.

Ransomed_Heart reached the pair. "Guys!! Listen, it's not Paige, it's her bratty sister, Emma. I would like to help her, though. We'll need cash for another ticket."

Chibi shrugged. "Ray, all we can afford right now is a pet cage ticket," she explained.

"I can hack somebody's credit card, but then I might get busted for it," Lotho offered, being extremely unhelpful. "Just give her the pet cage ticket. And some catnip"

Ransomed_Heart smiled sweetly. "Okey dokey!"

"Ahh, dammit! Why can't I go on the pet cage? It's so damn fun!" Ransomed_Heart and LothoFoxburr froze, staring weirdly at Chibi. "Hey, I drink monkey pee at lunch," she added, as though that explained everything. Thus ensued more odd staring, and dropped jaws. "Psshh, like you've never done it."

Lotho and Ransomed_Heart turned pale shades of green and looked as though they were about to vomit, but thankfully they were distracted by the unusual sight of drug dogs busting...cops?

Ransomed_Heart scratched her headt in puzzlement. "That's weird..." Glancing around, she spotted a black kid walking around by the gate. "Hey Triki!!"

The boy looked up, noticing her waving, and came over. "Hi Ray!"

Ransomed_Heart hugged him happily. "Howdy!"

"All of you are going to Mexico, right," trikninja asked.

"Yup yup," Ransomed_Heart chirped in response, beaming at him.

"Aren't you in charge of Lyoko Freak," he asked, clearly confused.

"Actually, after some things happened, we decided to go party at Mexico," Lotho offered in explanation, causing both Chibi and Ransomed_Heart to glare at him.

"Really? What happened," trikninja asked, clearly interested.

Chibi caught him off guard with a swift kiss. "You'll get more if you mind not to talk about what we said. See you at the party!"

Trikninja nodded happily. "Okay! We'll be cooking some stuff out there, Chibi darling. See you guys soon!" He walked off, leaving the cyber trio on their own again.

Chibi sighed, wiping at her mouth. "We're safe, for now... he tastes like pot!"

[The story will begin to be painted black... wait, it should be black already... anyways, Paint It Black, The Rolling Stones... read and review!!]

HvonM leaned back in the airplane seat in boredom. "Do you think they really traveled to Mexico?"

Odd-Like-Me was in the seat next to him. "Stomping on my testicles was like a fuck yeah. If they don't arrive, they can go fuck themselves on the arse," he spat out.

HvonM turned to glance out the window and into the gray haze of clouds that surrounded the plane in mid-flight. "I see... I don't think they're the only ones crashing this party."

Odd-Like-Me snorted at the obvious statement. "Of course. At the Code Lyoko tv.com forum, I read that GradeA is going to crash the party too."

A few minutes later, SamBlob could be found stumbling out of the interrogation room-erm, closet, after having been stabbed in the back. "Oh... god... I swear my spine got cut off for a moment." He staggered forward, groaning in pain. "I need to reach my hotel.."

Thankfully for SamBlob, CBIzumi happened to be walking by as she made her own way through the airport. "Hey, Sam!" She walked over to him, distressed when she saw that he was injured. "Hey Sam! Oh my god, what happened to you?"

SamBlob gave her a pleasant smile, despite his obvious pain. "Hi there, CB! Just get me to my hotel. That'll do it for now."

"Okay." CBIzumi whipped out her cell phone. "I'll call a truck right now."

SamBlob dismissed that with a wave of his hand. "Too much for the truck, I'd rather take a cab. Thanks..."

"Okay, I'll keep you company on the way to the hotel." CBIzumi helped SamBlob out of the airport, and they both left by taxi to go to SamBlob's hotel.

Halfway across the airport, Little Vili and Linii were trying to calm a screaming JoeDaHobo down.

"Stay still, Joe," Vili warned, before throwing a cup of icewater in Joe's face. The poor guy only screamed louder at that, causing Linii to cover her ears to try to block out the sound and random passerby to stare.

"Ok... let's all be cool now," Linii coached, trying in vain to take control of the situation.

"The pain! The pain," Joe wailed again, clutching at his burning face.

"Shut up Joe, you're not helping!" Linii glared down at the boy.

"My face is burning!" Joe rolled feebly around on the airport floor.

Linii's wrench materialized and she smacked Joe soundly with it with a satisfying thump, much to the shock of the horrified people walking by. "Glad I brought that along."

Vili kicked at Joe's prone form. "I think he's dead... guess he won't mind if I use his cell to call my girlfriend... I mean... best friend..." He snatched the cell phone and Joe's wallet, and ran off to make his call.

Linii shook her head. "He needs help..."

Leaning up against the wall, Vili dialed the number of his bitch- erm, girlfriend...ex, actually... On her end, the phone rang, interrupting her in the middle of having hardcore sex.

She glared in annoyance at the phone. "Hello?"

Vili's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Hey, Nicole!"

"Who the fuck are you?!"

Vili's face fell. "It's me..." The statement was rather lame...

Nicole's lover snatched the phone from her hand, his voice revealing himself to be Treyon.

"Josh, she's with me now. Get over it. See you around in Mexico soon.", he spoke to Vili as he was smiling by the blowjob he was receiving.

Vili screamed in frustration as the cell phone's battery went dead, ending the call abruptly. "Damn you T-Mobile!" he threw the phone to the ground in anger and hitting a little kid in the process, knocking him over. As Vili proceeded to attack the phone, several ninjas appeared from the shadows, snatching Vili away and vanished via a smoke bomb.

Linii stared in horror at the place Vili had vanished from. "Vili!! Come back!! Now what do I do with this jackass lying on the ground?"

Joe stirred slightly, eye beginning to flicker open. "I'm not a jack-"

Linii cut him short with a well aimed hit from her wrench., knocking Joe out yet again. "I can't even stand him when he's unconscious!!" She looked up at that moment and spotted x1 a little ways off. "x1!!"

x1 turned around, as did all the others standing with him. "Linii?"

Meanwhile, at an airport in Mexico, another group had just arrived. Lutochris waved goodbye to Blue Armor Boy and AngelBolt.

"Yo Blue Armor Boy... see you two at Hiro's spot, homie." He walked off down the airport. "I wonder what happened to G-Force... the cops stumbling on his way... I knew that Retelling story was some illegal project. Damn." He wandered out of the airport.

"Remeber," AngelBolt said to Blue Armor Boy, pausing to take a bite of the muffin she was holding. "We have to kill that fat bastard."

Blue Armor Boy rubbed his hands together evilly. "Yeah. Payback time."

"By the way, how did you got your mallet inside the plane? My shovel didn't fit on my suitcase. I'm gonna have to buy a new one later," AngelBolt grumbled.

"You know," Blue Armor Boy admitted, scratching his head in puzzlement, "Some crazy psycho left all the guards knocked down and bleeding badly. Some tried to wake up, but I just hit them on their balls with it and got myself into the gate."

AngelBolt shrugged. "Creepy. I swear it wasn't me. I didn't get my shovel inside the plane."

"I almost missed the freaking plane, dammit!" Blue Armor Boy crossed his arms in annoyance.

"Crud," AngelBolt agreed.

Suddenly both she and Blue Armor Boy were surprised by the silent arrival of GradeA. "You will all die without me. Angel, wassup?"

"Crudmuffin!", AngelBolt exclaimed, accidentally activating her crudmuffin bomb. Thinking quickly, though not smartly, she tossed the muffin into the nearby handicap bathroom.

There was a few moments of pause, then the muffin exploded, blowing the door off the bathroom completely and sending a blast of heat out of the bathroom. Panic ensued, and several people were killed in the unexpected blast.

AngelBolt quickly grabbed the guys and dragged them off, trying to get lost during the panic. GradeA was staring at the exploded bathroom in mild wonder. "Wow... I didn't knew that the Mexican airport had firecrackers spectacles on the bathrooms... interesting."

[They didn't had to Learn To Fly (Foo Fighters) to get to Mexico, they just bought the tickets to the flight of their lives!]

En route to Mexico, approximately one hour away, Your De-Virtualization's group was on their way towards their destiny.

"Once I get to Hiroshi's party, I'm gonna make him pay my stuff for just traveling here. My parents are gonna spank my butt big time if they find out that I used their credit card to pay this trip," YDV muttered aloud to the others.

"Fuck the family, I wanna see my new one at Mexico," Stonecreek said, relaxing back into his seat a bit.

Jean Grey curled up under one of the complimentary fleece blankets the plane provided. "I used my savings. Babysitting snobby bitches works perfectly. In a month, I got enough for the ticket and some extra cash for the party."

"Damn right. I hope I get to see Dylan over there. He's been a great friend to me, even if many consider him a jerk," Your De-Virtualization admitted excitedly.

"I'm sure he got the ticket way before we did," Stonecreek assured him in a bored tone.

"That jackass?? I think he's lucky to go just because he's an ex-Tomer, but just that." Jean Grey rolled her eyes.

"Well, he can't keep his mouth shut. Anyways, I wanna kick Rodri's ass... that idiot is quite irritating. Then, I'm gonna beat the shit outta Dreamscape and-" YDV's rant was cut off by a harsh smack to the back of the head. He turned to see that Katie had reared up from the row behind them and had fixed him with a death glare.

"Shut up, bitch!!" She sighed a little. "Poor Erynn, her forum is really inactive. I've heard all the LF members wanna clash at Mexico."

Jean Grey laughed at the thought. "Haha! We're all doing that. It's the chance of a lifetime!"

"Haha, yeah," Katie agreed. "Poor Ray. She has to keep an eye on the forum while we're partying around."

"I'll check LF once I get some computer on my hands," Your De-Virtualization said, still rubbing the back of his head from Katie's hit.

"Dude, it's party time, not cyber time," Katie joked, and Jean Grey and Stonecreek laughed.

On a different part of the same plane, Darkborn, Dark Ferfer, Doggiegal, Skysong, and erikamisha made up another group.

"I love my Pet Krabe..." Darkborn cooed, finishing his latest sketch.

Erikamisha was sitting next to him, and she grabbed his arm and shook him a little. " Hey, try drawing my Nicky..."

Darkborn yawned. "I'll take a nap for the moment..." He rolled on his side as best as he could in the airplane seat, facing away from erikamisha.

"Hey," she cried indignantly, punching him as hard as she could in the back. " Wake up!!! She shook him again, this time violently and almost manically. "Please draw me a Nicky picture... okay?"

Darkborn stubbornly ignored her, not even replying to her request. Erikamisha got down next to his ear and took a deep breath. "I want my Nicky drawing!! SUU!!"

Darkborn ignored her again, this time getting up and walking over to where Darth Ferfer, Skysong, and Doggiegal were sitting. "Can we change seats, please?"

Darth Ferfer flipped him the middle finger. "No little brat shall interrupt my world domination plans!"

"Sky?" Darkborn turned to the next seat, voice hopeful.

Skysong snorted in disgust at the thought. "Only if you give me an Aston Martin. And brat-free airplane seats. And no seats with kids who got raped by Michael Jackson. I don't enjoy much the company of little pests while having a flight. I had enough with the parental units since I ran away from home. They don't know I'm at Mexico."

Darth Ferfer looked over at her, suddenly interested. "What, Erika got raped by Michael Jackson?"

His companion shrugged. "I don't know... maybe."

"And how about who, Doggiegal?" Darkborn looked at the girl sitting in the window seat, who was munching happily on the complimentary crackers.

She threw up the crackers, gagging slightly and staring at him incredulously. "Hey, I wasn't raped by him. And it's "you", not "who". Gee, I thought some people only had grammar mistakes at LF and at tv.com... I'm scared now..."

"To hell with that," Darkborn started, but stopped when Doggiegal's eye twitched in annoyance. "I mean, can we trade seats?"

Doggiegal pondered for a moment, while Darborn shifted his weight back and forth impatiently. "Give me a real life Hiroki Ishiyama look-alike, a Ferrari and concentrated chloroform for Erika."

Darkborn smiled. "Actually, I can get the first one!"

Doggiegal jumped out of her seat slightly. "Really? That would be awesome!"

"Yep, just wait here five minutes," Darkborn promised, and walked off down the aisle of the plane. He tried to grab a kid that looked like Hiroki, but the boy's mother punched him straight in the nose.

Bleeding, Darkborn walked back over to the group. "Dammit, I'll crash at the bathroom then..." He ambled off towards the back of the plane, clutching his bleeding nose.

Darth Ferfer glanced over to Doggiegal's tray, spotting the crackers that she had thrown up. "I knew it! You eat dog food! We can do the doggie style at the party... yeah, that would be awesome!" Doggiegal reached over Skysong and cracked Dark Ferfer upside the head. "Hey, aren't you a dog lover?"

[It's time to shut the music down and to pay attention to the upcoming events... meanwhile, have yourselves a beverage to enjoy the following reading]
Back outside of Samborns, Mewberries151 was still backed up against the wall, staring in fixated horror at the carnage around her. Two more cops, presumably reinforcements, had almost been killed, and lay in pools of their own blood with various appendages missing.

Mew had backed as far away as she could, trying to make her self small and to stay away from both Marquez and the corpses. "Please, don't rape me!!"

Marquez looked at her. "I won't harm you, please let me take you to your hotel," he offered.

Mew shook her head, eyes riveted on the bodies. "But... you killed them!"

Marquez shrugged, unconcerned with her statement. "We're Mexicans. We're like niggas... just running and fucking." He pulled out a Master Ball, holding it up to show her. " Time to take you to the party..."

Mew's eyes got wide. "Nooo!!" She scrambled to her feet, running as fast as she could away from Marquez.

"Duh... it was fake," Agent Marquez said to Mewberries151's retreating back. He tossed the Pokeball at a nearly Audi, which exploded. He shrugged. "Phew..."

Mew kept on running, even more frightened by the sound of the explosion. "Oh... well, I'm not here for the party anyway. I'm here with my parents... wherever they are... "

In a hidden room...

G-Force was sitting in a chair. "What's all of this going on here? A CSI episode at Mexico and I'm gonna be a special guest star on it? Oh, heck yeah!!" He leapt up out of the chair in excitement. "Ass kicking time..."

A guard kicked G-Force swiftly in the chest, knocking him back into the chair. "Gerardo Miguel Paz, por favor responda con la verdad al interrogatorio..." (Gerardo Miguel Paz, please answer with the truth to the interrogatory)

Chapter VII: Surprises.

2005-11-30T03:34:10Z

[Jacqueline was 17, Mandaz was 19....difference is one works while the other gets high with happy tea listening to the other's song, by Franz Ferdinand]

Two weeks ago...

At Mandaz's house, the European Lyoko Freak Bash was well under way. People were getting drunk on booze and high off the magical cocaine tea, while Trikninja and Vertig73 were playing Winning Eleven on the Playstation 2. Trikninja had picked West Ham and Vertig73 had selected Arsenal. A penatly kick for Arsenal could be seen on the screen after Paul Konchesky tackled Robert Pires in the area.

"Oh crud, a penalty kick," Trikninja moaned, taking a drink of the tea. "That referee is such a damn prick. Next time we should pick random referee instead of Leroy the African slave," he added.

TB3 snorted. "Aye, you sound like my brother, mate, don't be putting the blame on the referee for your mistakes."

"Ignore him, he always talks rubbish, even when he's sober," Team Lyoko broke in dismissively. "You should tell him to bugger of, trik."

Trikninja laughed in response. "Hah, I'll bet you two had some crack before."

Alpha-Omega brings more of the magical cocaine tea and serves his mates. "Oh yes, this is so much better than Colombian tea," he stated.

"God save the queen for legalizing the magical cocaine tea," Drum Lyoko crowed. "Keep it real..."

"Hell yeah, the coked tea is good," Mandaz agreed, from her position on the couch next to Vertig.

"Hey Triki, stop dicking around with them and get your arse in the game," vertig snapped in irritation.

Mandaz took a sip of the tea, leaning over to give vertig a kiss on the lips. "You can do it, darling."

"Oh yer!" Vertig agreed, excitement increasing after the kiss. "Go Henry!"

"Hey, what's the prize if Triki or Vertig wins the match?" Team Lyoko asked. He got a reply from TB3. "Banging Mandaz all night long, something you will never do."

"At least I didn't lost my virginity to some random operated female, you prick!" replied Team Lyoko, and inmediately TB3's face gets red like a tomato while the crowd is laughing off hard at him.

Moments later, the penalty kick was perfectly executed by the PS2 controller-manipulated Thierry Henry and defeats the West Ham goalie, Roy Carroll. Vertig jumped up triumphantly. "Goal! Woot!!" He leapt over the table, pointing a finger at trikninja's face and thrusting his package wildly. "In your face, American capitalist Black pig!"

In one moment the table broke in half, sending vertig tumbling down right onto his back. He winced in pain. "Shit..."

The group began pointing and laughing, but the laughter was interruped as a fight broke out on the couch between TB3 and Team Lyoko. The group turned to watch the action.

TB3 threw a puch at his brother. "That is for screwing up my relationship with my ex!"

Without hesitating, Team Lyoko punched him right back. "You are going to pay for mom punishing me last year!"

Picking up a bottle, TB3 brandished it at his brother. "You soddy idiot!"

"Bollocks, here they go again.." Trikninja rolled his eyes, used to the commotion.

"You fools might want to stop this," HvonM said dryly.

Cassius335 was unconcerned. "Hey, give me some of the cider, trik."

"Come get me, you fucking cunt," Team Lyoko shouted, picking up a flower pot and throwing it uncerimoniously at TB3. It missed, and smacked Cassius335 in the head.

Trikninja laughed. "Well, you asked for it, Cass. It's on your head now..."

Mandaz was on her feet, having been forced to vacate the couch due to the fight. "I beg you bastards not to make a bloody mess out of-" She cut off as a nearby window shattered, a result of a bottle throw by TB3 at his brother. "Hey, what the hell?!"

TB3 was ranting now. "You cock sparrow bastard, you're so full of.."

Odd-Like-Me dropped a ticket, and picked it up, cursing loudly. "Shit!"

TB3 grinned at the provided answer. "That's correct, my friend!" He smacked his brother with a J. Walker bottle and sent Team Lyoko reeling to the floor, his head bleeding.

Drum Lyoko was immidiately outraged. "Hey, you wasted my good scotch on that crap, you cunt!"

Mandaz looked angry now. "Hey, Liam and Noel, stop the soddy fight and let's clean up this disaster, shall we? My mom is going to kick my arse from my house if she finds out you were getting wasted and stoned here!"

Vertig stood next to her, equally disapproving. "Yer, you're right, Manda. Stop behaving like children!"

"Aren't they in Manchester," trikninja asked out of nowhere.

"Yeah," Mandaz repsonded. "But...what is that on the floor?"

Odd-Like-Me froze, he had been about to pick up the ticket. "That is-" TB3 stomped on his hand "-Fucking hell! get your bloody foot off of my hand, wanker!"

Trikninja crossed his arms. "Is there something you're hiding from us, mate?"

Odd-Like-Me fumbled for a response. "Its just...ah...her...coke inhaling paper thing..."

TB3 grinned, twisting his foot on Odd-Like-Me's hand. "Don't be shitting us now."

"Owie..." Odd-Like-Me winced. "...Mexico..."

"Mexico? How the hell did you get that plane ticket?" Trikninja raised an eyebrow.

"We got it for free," HvonM provided. "Go ex-TvTomers! We get to party in Mexico...But right now I can't remember why exactly..." He trailed off, scratching his head.

TB3 twisted his foot again, stomping for good measure. "Bloody hell, why didn't we get some for free?"

"Yer," vertig agreed, eager to jump on the bandwagon. "That is not fair."

Odd-Like-Me was gasping in pain, but choked out an answer. "Probably Hiroshi didn't count LF members in the party. I was pretty much fortunate to joined TvTome before it turned into that load of rubbish known as tv.com… now… please… I can’t feel my testicles anymore..."

Mandaz pouted slightly. "God, I so wanted to go to Cancun."

"It's at Jalisco, Mandaz," Odd-Like-Me clarified, still on the floor.

"Hell, I want to travel," Mandaz corrected.

HvonM shrugged. "Hiroshi just gave it to us for free. I don't know how he got the address, but I'm absolutely sure you guys can crash at his party."

TB3 nodded decisively. "We must be at Mexico in honour of the European Lyoko Freak members!"

"Absofuckinglutely," Mandaz agreed. "Are we going by boat?"

"Fuck that, I'm flying." Team Lyoko said stubbornly.

"Yer, me too," vertig chimed in. "British Airlines all the way!"

HvonM hung his head. "...Something tells me we're fucked..."

Odd-Like-Me was on his feet now. "Are you blind? That fucking beast-" He pointed at TB3 with his middle finger for effect"-Crushed my testicles!"
HvonM shook his head. "...So fucked..."

"Hey triki, don't forget the recipe for the coked tea. That drink is going to guarantee us some good shagging around there" Alpha-omega stated.

"What do you think I am, stupid? Of course that stuff is going to Mexico!" trikninja affirmed without hesitation.

And so it was decided that the Brits would go to Mexico to crash the party, just for the hell of it.

[Watch the cops bust Sam's ass while chicks bust ass with the ass busting Baha Men... I know that sounded gay, but it wasn't meant to be... don't judge me! Just listen to their song, Who Let The Dogs out?]

Meanwhile, at the airport, the gate guard squinted down at the passport, and then up at it's owner, SamBlob.

"Señor jamaiquino...por favor saque la mota (Mister Jamaican... please take out the pot)"

The Jamaican man was clearly troubled. "What?... Yo no entiendo a lo que se refiere con la palabra mota (I don't understand what do you mean with the word pot)."

The guard put on an annoyed face. "Mire señor... si me va a salir con esas pendejadas, mejor ni hable y bajese los pantalones... (Look mister... if you're gonna come with that bullshit, you better shut up and take off your pants...)"

"WHAT?" SamBlob backed up a few paces to distance himself.

The guard rolled his eyes as if he was already sick of the whole ordeal."Necesito ayuda, un pinche motorolo se rehusa a cooperar. (I need help, a fucking pothead reuses to cooperate.)"

Linii-chan, Little Vili, and JoeDaHobo crossed the airport as Agents Blackey and Whitey hid themselves under their happy-go-lucky sombreros. The three ex-TvTomers paused as something caught their eyes, something very amusing. A pack of drug dogs was hounding SamBlob as the guards cuffed him and led him into a nearby broom closet.

Linii's eyes were wide. "Holy crap!! SamBlob's getting busted by the cops!! And his ass is getting banged by the dogs!!"

Vili's face was lit with a wide grin. "Who let the dogs out? Hehe... Prostetic justice... this trip is getting perfect!"

JoeDaHobo was already distracted. "I want coffee now. Go Starbucks!!"

A random passerby made a comment to Vili. "I think you mean poetic justice, bitch!!"

Vili frowned. "Who said that? Don’t be hurting my feelings now..."

Back in the broom closet, SamBlob was being interrogated by the guards. He recieved at harsh slap across the face from an angry guard.

"Saca la pinche mairhuana pinche rastoso culero! (Give me the damn weed you damn rastaf-asshole)."

"But I don't even have rast-" He was cut off by another slap.

"¡No me rezongue rastoso! (Don't you talk back to me you goddamned rastafarian!)"

[Some don't want to come back home, but SamBlob, the junkies and G-Force would beg for their grandma's to take them home... Sliver, from Nirvana]

Even as the Tomers began meeting at the airport, Hiroshi was preparing the beach house for his guests. "Hurry up you lazy junkies, I ain't giving ya pot for nothing!"

True to form, the junkies began attempting to haul a giant block such a one from Ancient Egypt.

Agent Marquez broke in. "Señor... ¿es esto necesario? (Sir... is this necesary?)"

Hiroshi shrugged. "Nah... nomás queria saber como se sentia... ¡¡te vi, pinche tecato!! ¡No tienes permitido poner atención hasta que lleguemos al aeropuerto! (Nah... I just wanted to know how it felt... saw you, fucking tecato!! You're not allowed to pay attention 'til we get to the airport!!)" He cracked the whip expertly over their heads, as the bloods spills out rapidly.

Standing in the airport, Yizzy glanced around. "I wonder if Stephen maked it to Mexico..." She trailed off, her eyes still searching the faces of the people around her.

Erynn nodded assuringly. "He wouldn't miss this, for sure..."

Just then, x1 arrived. "Amigos!!", he said loudly. "I am down with the funky shit!! How ya doing?"

Star Way hugged him. "Hey, you're finally here!"

"Wassup, dude," Rodri asked.

x1 lit up a joint. "Same as you, I guess...Smoking crack and getting high."

Yizzy pulled him into a tight hug. "Stephen! I missed you so much!"
x1 felt the air being squeezed out of his lungs. "Yeah..me too," he gasped out. He kissed her quickly. "Come on, let's head somewhere else, guys."

On another side of the airport, Movie-Brat was arriving. A passenger behind him was mutterinbg darkly about the film shown during the flight. "God, I'm sick of movies..."

Movie-Brat glanced back and nodded in agreement. "And I'm even sicker of continuity mistakes, I mean... come on... how in hell can't they keep a cigarette lit in one scene and not have it about to run out in the next?"
He shook his head, and kept ranting as he marched out of the airport in search of his goal, to meet the Code Lyoko voice actors.

Meanwhile, poor Sam was still in the broom closet with the irate guards.

"Chinga tu madre pinche rastoso..me cae que te la clavaste en el culo (Fuck you damn rasta bastard....I bet you stuck it up your ass.)" The guard glared down at him.

"I can't unders-" The Jamaican was cut off with a sharp slap.

"¡Cállate y date la vuelta! (Shut the fuck up and turn around!)" Grinning evilly, the guard pulled a glove onto his left had while holding a sharp-edged knife in his right.

SamBlob made another plea. "But-" Another slap. "Ok, ok...I'll do it..." As SamBlob turned around, another guard stepped into the broom closet. He wasn't at all interested in the viticmized Jamaican, however.

"¡Vino el pinche hijo del amado carrillo! (The fucking son of Amado Carrillo just arrived!!)" His voice was eager.

"¡¿No mames?!. ¡Por fin atrapamos al pendejo! (No shit?! Finally we captured that fucker!!)" The original guard's voice was laced with glee.

The second guard held onto G-Force4 in a tight grip while pointing one finger at Sam.

"El muy imbécil vino en primera clase. Sin duda alguna, la aeromoza espía lo reconoció... Suelta a ese imbécil que tenemos harta chamba con este pinche cabrón. (That asshole came in first class. No wonder the spy air hostess recognized him... let that moron go, we got tons of work with this fucking asshole.)"

"Demonios, yo quería lastimarlo...(Dammit, I wanted to hurt him... )" The first guard sighed.

"Ahorra tus energías para este pendejo. Deja al jamaiquino que se vaya de acá. Es inocente. (Save your energies for this bastard. Let the jamaican leave. He's innocent.)"

"Bueno... (Well...)" The first guard was uncertain with a knife on his hand.

[Might I interest you in a cigar and a pancake? No.
How about a bong and a crepe? No as well.
Well, then how about just a cup of Coffee & TV, time'll go by in a Blur]

Seconds later, a sickening scream echoed through the airport. the Code Lyoko voice actress Jodi Forrest looked around.

"What on earth was that?" She had paused, but continued walking, even as seconds later yet another scream cut through the air.

Little Vili glanced over at his friend. "Holy shit, Joe!!"

His cup of coffee broken on the ground, JoeDaHobo was wiping frantically at his face, on which the hot coffee had spilled. "Ahhh shit!! My face!! My face!!"

Meanwhile, the screaming continued, loud enough to wake the dead. Dylan0513 wakes up and stirred slightly at the sound. "What the hell was that?" His concern was redirected suddenly, though when he realized that there were spiders in the bag he was in. "Ahhhh!! Spiders!! Ahhhhh!!"

Agent Whitey glanced down. "Dylan is making too much noise."

"Quick, smash him against something," Agent Blackey suggested.

"On it!" Agent Whitey swifty smashed the bag against a telephone booth. There was a sickening crunch, but the panicked screaming from the bag stopped. "I think I killed it. Let's take him to Hiroshi now..."

[Imagina que esto fuera realidad... Imagina (Genitallica) un orgasmo que no tenga que acabar. Pero si lo es, si lo es así, y juerga se dará... (Imagine that this were true... Imagine an orgasm that doesn't have to come to and end. But yes, it is, it will be that way and they party will happen) ]

Back to Mexico, Hiroshi was on the phone with a drugstore.

"Ok... mire... voy a organizar una juerga bien chingona... necesito hules... ¡en chinga! (Ok... look... I'm gonna organize a damn good party... I need rubbers... in shitloads!!)"

The store clerk's voice was uncertain, but professional. "¿Cuántas personas? (How many people?)"

"Imagínese el carnaval de Río hoy en día... algo así. (Imagine the Río Carnival nowadays... something like it)," Hiroshi confirmed.

"¡Mierda! Mucho pide, ¿que clase de sementales habrán en tu juerga? (Shit!! You ask a lot, what kind of studs will there be at your party?)" The seller was incredulous.

"Pues... somos puros nerdos... pero tenemos mota. (Well... we're a bunch of nerds, but we've got pot.)"

"Demonios... habrá que conseguir una docenas mas... ¿viven en zona de arañas? (Damn... we'll have to get a dozen more... do you live in spider zones?)" The clerk's voice was matter-of-fact now.

"Aquí no hay viudas negras... aun. (Here they aren't black vidows... yet)," Hiroshi responded.

"Bueno...deje le mando un camión... hay si le faltan... pos... pescadito fuera. (Ok well....I'll send a truckload...if you run short well....take the meat outta the bun before the mustard spills.)," the clerk advised.

"Vale, vale... (Ok, ok...)." Hiroshi hung up, and his mobile phone rang almost immidiately. "Hello?"

"Sir, we've got Dylan and we're on our way to the party beach house," Agent Whitey's voice replied.

"Is he conscious?"

Agent Whitey paused. "I think he's coming to."

Hiroshi's voice was disapproving. "That wasn't what I wanted to hear."

"Oh, sorry." A loud smack could be heard in the background. "He's down for the count, sir."

"Are you sure?"

A louder, metallic thunk was head this time. "Yes I am," Agent Whitey confirmed.

"That's better." Hiroshi clicked the phone off.

[Dear god Lotho...no... no, you're not too sexy for your... ah god... I'm scarred for life... damn you Fred Said Right and your best selling single "I'm too sexy"...god no Lotho, leave your pants on!]

In the meantime, Lyoko Freak had degraded into a site of lovemaking and horrible nightmares, accented be moans and screams of horror and utter fear...

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*kisses Lotho's lips*

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*spanks Ransomed_Heart's ass repeatedly*

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Oww, I love it!! *takes off Lotho's pants* Let's get this party started!! ^_^

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Oh yeah!! *hands Lotho a condom*

A few moments later, the fun became horror.

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*does 540 Inward Flip with the penis stuck on Chibi's ass*

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What the fuck? O_O

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*drops Chibi on the floor and gets on snogging postion on Ray while putting one foot on her back, grabbing breasts with two hands and performs a Kickflip McTwist*

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Oh my God!! You sick bastard!! *is scared and backs away*

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Goddamn Lotho, that doesn't go there!

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*moans*

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Dammit! Chibi, look what you did!

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Hey, I wasn't the one with the syrup.

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I think I'm....

A series of moans, screams, and unanswered soon followed, ending with Lotho smoking a ritual cigar with the girls beyond upset with him.

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Wow....that was great!

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I think I'm gonna puke...

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Goddamn Lotho! I didn't think you could notice virginity in Cyber till you showed up!

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Didn't you like it too?

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So much...so....the horror.....

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I'm not even going to reply....

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Though I did good!

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The...horror.....

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Lotho, at first you were stiffer than JFK's rotting corpse.....then I don't know what the hell you did, but Ray wont' be the same...

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How was it even possible....can it even move like that?....the horror...

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But I...

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I need a hug from Erynn…I’m going to Mexico…

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Yea, me too. I'm sick of this shit.

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And then we'll have intercourse.

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I'll be a nun thanks to you...you... monster.

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Yea...frikin.....sicko.

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Hey, at least I liked it.

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Let's meet at Miami Int. Airport.

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I can get free tickets.

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That's the best thing I've heard you saying in the last 2 hours.

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Oh god....how was it even possible? Lotho, it can't bend like that, it just can't... *fetal position*

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Damn flashbacks…

Back in Jalisco, Mewberries was about to enter a department store.

Chapter VI - It's gonna happen...

2005-11-13T08:24:33Z

[We have been all Waiting (Green Day) for this day to come at last]

The time is coming, and as some of the partygoers are on their way to the forsaken land of Jalisco, yet there are uninvited people who didn't got a free ticket to go, but wanted to be in that party so badly. Such feelings as love and envy drive them mad and involve them into last minute crazy decisions.

At the Miami International Airport, the magical gate where latinos get checked like delinquents before they enter to Uncle Sam's land to live their own American Way Of Life. A gringa known as Aelitagurl is about to pass through the very gate that would lead her to her airplane. But as urges happen, she rushed to the bathroom, but she had forgot her backpack outside the bathroom.

Out of nowhere, somebody very identical to Aelitagurl was lurking around the airport.

-I'm not letting Jeff party with those sluts at Mexico.- she said, trying to desperately find something. But it was there in front of her eyes.

-Oh my God! I can't believe she's so fucking stupid!- spoke the girl again, and quickly approaches towards the backpack, opens it and walks away with a plane ticket ready for the flight of her life.

A minute later, Aelitagurl returns from the bathroom after taking a piss. She grabs her backpack left near the bathroom and head straight to the gate. As she is about to cross, the woman who was watching the gate recognized her quickly.

-Didn't you passed through this gate before?- asked the female guard, and she felt skeptical after those words. A sudden anger passes through the mind of the 14-year-old girl, and she yells a name as she hits the ground with her bare hands.

-Paige!!-

Some TvTomers were waiting the airplane to take off, while they were talking.

-I hid my pot in shampoo bottles. Thank God the Skittles worked on their dogs.- said the crazy guy known as x1. -Now, I want this fucking plane to blast off.

-I can't wait, just wanna be there already...- replied ~Ulrich&Yumi4Ever~, whom was as impatient as x1 to see the plane taking off. But another person didn't mind the flight time while he was on the plane.

-The flight time will be enough to complete some chapters from my fanfics.- said Neodude, while he grabs his pen and begins to write on his notebook, inspired by the airplanes and the joy of travelling to create a new story. The other people around him didn't paid much attention to him, though.

Suddenly, a nice 14-year-old girl took a seat next to x1. He seemed to recognize her from somewhere.

-Emma?- asked x1. But the answer he got was very surprising to him.

-No, I'm Paige.- answered the girl, to the surprise of her friends.

-Holy crap! There is something good about being twins...- said ~Ulrich&Yumi4Ever~, who was excited to see her friend at the airplane. Some minutes later, the plane took off to the magical land of Mexico, while a TvTomer remains frustrated at her homeland.

[One by one they all come forth, the visitors; looking for a nice time, searching for something at the end of the airport gate... All My Life (Foo Fighters, listen and read) I've been waiting for this to come]

After some hours of flying through the air, an airplane arrives to Jalisco, Mexico. One of the boarding passengers wasn't from USA. It could mean some problems to him, as a guard stops him.

-Deme su pasaporte, peruano. (Give me your passport, Peruvian) - said the guard to this foreign passenger, which didn't hesitated to reply to the guard.

-Disculpe, pero ¿por que demonios quiere ver usted mi pasaporte? Ya me lo pidieron antes. (Excuse me, but why the hell you want to see my passport? They have already asked me for that.)

The answer made the guard piss off and pulls out his stick, warning the Peruvian with the next words.

-Mire cabrón, déjese de huevadas o lo... (Look fucker, cut the bullshit or I'm...)

Yet, he got simply ignored.

-Fuera mierda, me voy de aquí. (Fuck off, I'm outta here)

And the Peruvian known as bloodyhellrodri85 from TvTome walked his way outside the airport, but that stubborn guard followed him and out of nowhere the cops gets a hell of a beating from three security guards from LanChile.

-Pobre bastardo... sin duda que lo van a hacer mierda al pendejo del guardia.- (Poor bastard... no doubt they will make shit out of that asshole guard.) said the Peruvian, who decided to take a look just to see the guard beaten up. After that, he kept walking his way until he stumbles into a girl that he seem to recall seeing before.

-Rodri!! It's nice to see ya here.- said the girl, who stumbled upon him and hugs him.

-Hey, Yizzy!! Yeah, finally we're here!!- was the reply of the Peruvian.

-Yesh... days ago, this wasn't even on my mind... and I had to gave pills to my parents to make them not suspect of this and...- said Yizzy, who stopped talking just when she saw a good friend walking outside the gate, -... oh my God!! There's Erynn!!

The friend saw Yizzy's waving and ran quickly next to her and Rodri.

-Hi guys!! How y'all doing?- said the beloved Administrator of Lyoko Freak, while she hugs both of her friends.

-Fine... I enjoyed American Airlines, such a good service... I can't belive myself I'm here today with you guys.- said Yizzy. -I wonder if Stephen will arrive, I need to know that my wuv has arrived very well.

-It was awesome the flight. Hiroshi paid the tickets... free miles for me!! That's something good, indeed.- said the Peruvian, who was thinking about something else while the girls talked.

-A good guy he is, indeed.- spoke Yizzy, while she was making a reference to Hiroshi.

-And such a lucky bastard for winning the lottery, nice gesture for him to make a huge party with us...- replied Erynn.

-I brought some Pisco for the party... my favourite drink is Pisco Sour... I'll make you girls taste it later...- interrupted the Peruvian briefly.

-Sure!! By the way, I'm a bit hungry, we must find somewhere to eat now...- said Yizzy.

-But we must eat inside the airport. Hiroshi is going to pick us anyway.- replied Erynn.

After some minutes of wandering around the airport finding a spot to end their hunger, they found somewhere to eat Mexican food.

-Wow, these are great!!- exclaimed Yizzy, while she takes a bite out of the taco she bought. But someone else didn't think as she did.

-Carajo... ¿que tienen estas pinche madres? Saben a mierda...- (Goddamn, what's up with these damn things... they taste like shit...) shouted some Mexican with a poncho and a hat after having a bite from the same taco Yizzy bought.

-What the hell he said?- asked Erynn to Rodri, given her lack of knowledge of Spanish. As the Peruvian thought about an answer and the taste of the food while his friends were wondering what the Mexican person said.

"¿Le digo la verdad? Mejor no, que de ahí se va al baño a vomitar hasta mañana... ah, ya se que decir." (Should I tell her the truth? Better not, then she'll go to the bathroom and puke 'til tomorrow... oh, I know what to say)

And Rodri came up with a convincing answer.

-He's stoned, ignore him...- replied the Peruvian, for the lack of a better answer.

[A devilish voice came from the radio...it spoke, in a white devilish manner, the follwoing words: "I am Pete Wilson..." - Pito Wilson, Brujeria, L&R!!]

Meanwhile, the packages arrive at Mexico, from Fedex, the Salvation Army and Cambodian Express, all at the same time. The guards are checking the arriving packages, but out of nowhere, they began to move around.

"Estos paquetes se están moviendo... ¿habrá alguien adentro?" (These packages are moving... is there anybody inside?)

Agent Whitey slides in from nowhere, tasers the guard and drops him into the conveyor belt. Agent Blackey drops from the ceiling with one of those pole thingies and tasers the second guard, also throwing him unto the conveyor belt, as both guards slide down into the backroom, a series of squishing sounds are heard as a set of five small boxes come out the other side labeled "USA Approved Steaks". Sadly, in the mess two of the "packages", Jeremy and Gino, are also thrown into the belt and sent together with the "meat" on a "Food for oil" plane to South Africa. A minute after the fight, both Agents check around the place in search of their packages. Agent Whitey was wondering if the 3 packages arrived to Mexico, while Agent Blackey was holding one of the 3 packages.

-Did we got the complete packages?

-You fool! I thought ya had it dun by now, Mr. Whitey!- replied Agent Blackey. -Jeremy and Gino ain't here...- as he spots spiders next to him, -and there's a shitload of spiders... fuck, I hate those eight-foot bitches!- causing him to insert those spiders inside a bag containing one of the Ex-Tomers.

-Chill down, Blackey. Let me call our master...- and quickly he grabs his mobile and makes a call.

The phone rings at a big house at Jalisco, Mexico. The rich adolescent kid stopped watching his La Blue Girl video to answer the soon-to-be-important call.

-Sir, we have only got Dylan for tonight's party...- said Agent Whitey on the phone. But his master easily dealt with this.

-Damn... well... pick up some junkies on the way over and say they're Gino and Jeremy!- replied a quite pissed Hiroshi, and quickly hung up before the Agent replied to him, and quickly with the left hand on the control remote he made the hentai flick go on as he drinks his Corona.

-Affirmative, sir.

[Holy crap, what that stench be? Oh... wait... Vil*choke due to sudden hit of morale* what is that running across the... ehr... room... yea... I think I smell a rat (The white stripes)]

After the long flight at the big iron bird, many of the Tomers arrive at last to Jalisco, where the huge party was going to take place at. After arguing for a while, Trillinka and Jaleigh took another way, leaving their buddies Vili, Joe and Linii on their own. They walk around the airport in search of their belongings.

-I enjoyed the plane. Most of all, that anime video; it rocked!- said Vili, as a comment of why he loved the flight.

-I don't wanna come back to the States!- stated JoeDaHobo after he looked at the Tour Guides. -Hiroshi's party better be good...

-We're gonna party hard at Hiroshi's house at the beach... he said it's gonna be like Ibiza...- replied Linii.

-That's gotta be good!- replied the Hobo to his female friend.

-Ibiza is located at Japan, so it rocks...- said the anime fan.

-Shut up, bitch.- replied Linii, after hearing the ignorance of her little fellow. -Ibiza's an island located at Spain. The world's wildest parties take place over there.

-Booze, drugs, loud music, orgies...- said the Hobo. -A magical place... you know...

-Don't remind me of that!- replied Linii. -Let's pick up our luggage over there.

Quickly, the Hobo came up and said something in his mind.

-Oh yeah! Wait a minute, do I have luggage?

And that made his partners crack up in laughter. He didn't find it funny.

-What? Anyways, let's hit the Starbucks at the airport over there after picking our luggage...

[There was a Buffalo....ehr....biker in the heart of ehr...Mexico....yeah, the heart....shut up and L&R bitches!! Buffalo Soldier, Bob Marley]

More Tomers arrive, as some will arrive eventually. And the big man has finally arrived to Mexico, direct from Kingston, Jamaica. Quickly, one of the guards stumbled on his way, interrupting his path due to suspect on the traveller.

-Señor jamaiquino... por favor saque la mota. (Mister Jamaican... please take out the pot)

[All day long we...whu?!....think about sex yo! Cyber to the rythm of ex-N*Synk-ian JC Chasez' "All day long I dream about sex!!"]

Back at the world of Internet, where the sea of porn and spam was non-stop. Even the sick vibe came to Lyoko Freak. Ransomed_Heart knew she was at charge of the site while most of the ex-Tomers were going to party wild at Mexico, but for some reason, the forum seemed like an abandoned island. But she wasn't alone.

LothoFoxburr
Lyoko Team Member
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 203

It's been a long while since no one has posted.

Ransomed_Heart
Lyoko Freak
Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 812
Location: Someplace happy....

Yeah, everyone's at that party. I hate to be the only fool around here.

LothoFoxburr
Lyoko Team Member
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 203

I understand. Maybe we should have cybersex.

Ransomed_Heart
Lyoko Freak
Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 812
Location: Someplace happy....

Meh, sure.

I *heart* Nicholas
Senior Member
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 1290
Location: That little place in your mind that tells you to do something when your parents say no

I heard cyber!

Ransomed_Heart
Lyoko Freak
Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 812
Location: Someplace happy....

What the hell?

I *heart* Nicholas
Senior Member
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 1290
Location: That little place in your mind that tells you to do something when your parents say no

Yay for threesome!

LothoFoxburr
Lyoko Team Member
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 203

What the fuck?

Chapter V - The Secret Is Out

2005-11-13T08:12:20Z

Sex, drugs and Rock and roll… the things life is made of, all wrapped up in a neat little party. That was everyone’s interpretation of the party, yet they couldn’t have been more right yet wrong at the same time. The Pandemonium was near, yet they would never see it coming.

Someone down below will have a blast this night.

[Listen to that funky tunes, doesn't that just make you want to love all night?.... Poor Morgan... my mistake, I meant "Poor Leno" by Royksoop....read and listen, or listen and read]

Yet, before the preparations had been completed, something unexpected happened and the forum which had hosted this random act of kinship was forever removed from the face of the internet, it’s walls succumbing to the tides of iilegal porn and bothersome pop-ups.

The wandering Tomers found two homes, one being Tv.com, a mock compared to the legendary tome; and LyokoFreak, the soon-to-be future TvT.

It was here were one of the partygoers decided to notify other of her destiny, the topic of the thread named "Gonna be absent for a while".

Star Way
Site Admin
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 2312
Location: The basement office

I'm heading up to a big party at Mexico, so this means I'm going to be gone... again. I do love my site so much, and you guys know I would trust it to Linii-chan first, but since all of the ex-TvTomers are traveling to Mexico, then I'm leaving this in Ransomed_Heart's hands. I trust her well enough to make this choice. I know I will be missing you guys and your crazy stuff. I'll try to log in if I can to make sure it's going okay with you guys. I will be missing you a lot. Winking

x1
Moderator, Senior Member
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 3174
Location: x In the cheese sandwich's mouth! x

It's gonna be lame on LF without me!!

Ransomed_Heart
Star Fighter
Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 397
Location: Back in Ohio!

Thanks Erynn for trusting me!! I'll do my best for you. ^_^

h a t e r o f h a t e r s
Star Fighter
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
Posts: 279
Location: under your bed........waiting for you to turn out the lights..

Yeah, my love. Kissing We'll keep it safe. *reads post again* PARTY?? Why am I not invited?? Arrgghhh!!! %$%%$ YOU!

Werwek
Lyoko Freak
Joined: 11 May 2005
Posts: 925
Location: ...Inside your mind!!....next to the fireplace

Enough loons coming as it is, thank you. Green Grin!

h a t e r o f h a t e r s
Star Fighter
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
Posts: 279
Location: under your bed........waiting for you to turn out the lights..

[This message was edited by Star Way. Reason: Explicit content]

Star Way
Site Admin
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 2312
Location: The basement office

Morgan, that's not allowed... edit your post right now.

101sissyhater
Teacher's Pet
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Posts: 45
Location: My body

Yay, the party is coming soon.

101 says: LF rocks, Tv.com is just full of crazy idiots.

Enki Miyazaki
Lyoko Team Member
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 171
Location: Everywhere

Thank God the VA's are here, that other site is just crazy and full of 404 problems. I'll see everyone at Mexico!!

[Crazies everywhere, with crazy tunes ringing in their crazy heads....now excuse me while I listen to Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" for added craziness...and I expect you to do the same, crazies]

Meanwhile, at the slightly less popular yet greatly more idiotic Tv.com, one of the three imbeciles of the apocalypse has just created a thread, also telling of the now not-so secret party.

AngelBolt
I'm sure all of us are going to Mexico. I'm arriving to that party in my magical flying sheet of glass.
And I'm bringing Tara with me.
AngelBolt

Starrix
Hahaha. You're just crazy and weird.

Envey89
Mexico, hear me out... ramen rules!!

Gradea151491
wut parte? wher?

Starrix
In Mexico, you fool.

Gradea151491
your goin to da fronter to get sum wile booty?

SpiritOfDragon
Hell yeah!!

Gradea151491
yall goin fo free?

DanSandwichBoy
Yeah, Hiroshi Yamabuki paid us the tickets.

Gradea151491
hiro-yuki what? n y i aint got no free plain tiket?

yumix1
'Cause he doesn't know you, dumbo.

Gradea151491
damn cunt aint invitin meh tu party n shag sum booty, b*tch

The next messages, apart from being increasingly stupid, were also deleted by the sites managers… go figure out why.

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[Shhh, it's time for a little suspense, so turn down your music and listen to 'em lightning strikes]

The discussions past, the partygoers begin to prepare for a trip of a lifetime, one specially, since revenge is also on her list of duties.

-No more- she speaks rather darkly, no form of light striking the pitch black room –your sarcasm has left me scarred- a metallic sound echoes inside the room, possibly belonging to some kind of large object.

-Damnit!, it won’t fit!-

The door to the room suddenly opens, and the lights are quickly turned on by an apparent housewife.

-Jackie honey, better hurry up or you’ll miss the plane-

Somewhere else, a devoted Anime fan known as Kagetsu selects his wardrobe.

-Cosplay, or no cosplay, man… the decisions an Otaku has to make.-

And in many other places, many other characters prepared in their own manner for the party, some packing booze, some drugs…and some packing sadomasochism equipment…. oh what joyous moments will arise at the party!

======================

[Flying high...or about to anyways, it's Red Hot Chili Peppers' turn to set the mood, and what better tune than Aeroplane]

Some had been more than ready for a while, and had already begun boarding the flight to Jalisco. Five of them were boarding the same plane, yet only four sat inside the large iron bird.

-Hey Vili.- said JoeDaHobo, taking a sip out of his starbucks double shot –I thought you said Linii was coming in this plane.

-Well, we met up earlier today, wonder what happened?- he replied, now drinking from his cappuccino cup.

-Don’t know, but I’ll be more than glad if G-Force went!- interrupted Trillinka, taking a seat next to the two males.

-Yea, that’d be sweet!!- replied Vili, a bit too euphoric about the idea.

-So, when are we taking off?- spoke Jaleigh, appearing from the seat immediately behind the two males.

Suddenly though, a smiling Linii enters the plane, her wrench in hand, dripping blood.–Hi guys!-

-Hey Linii- they all reply.

-What took you so long?- continues the littlest Vili of them all –Last time I saw you, you were passing through the metal detector.-

-Had a little misunderstanding with the guards about my wrench…it’s all cool now- she replies, taking a seat next to Jaleigh and falling asleep almost instantly from what appeared to be physical exhaustion, while in the airport, three guards were also taking a rest, yet it was more of a cranial concussion induced coma than a midday nap.

Some other partygoers have first left their goodbyes at their forum of choice before departing on a Latino flavored adventure… or have simply departed without saying goodbye to their partners in idiocy.

gradea151491
wher da hell r u guys?

Chapter IV - Final Preparations

2005-11-13T08:04:39Z

The thread now locked, it seemed this party was all but alive...if the creator hadn’t been rich as hell of course.

[Punkyfy dudes!...Should I stay or should I go!!...The clash!..listen and read!!!]

A day gone by, not a single new post had appeared, all seemed to mourn the locked thread… that is… until someone posted an Apology thread, like many others, yet with subtle differences.

Gino24-7
Registered: Since time began
Posts: 1
Location: In front of my pc!!
I am truly sorry for locking this Hiroshi and causing people to distrust your words. Seriously, you are a good person, and I will acknowledge it from now on. On the other hand, soon it wil be time to party... now I'm expecting to see you all at Mexico!!

JeremyHopper
Hey Gino, why'd you change your Screen name?

Hiroshi Yamabuki
I'll give YOU 2000 pesos to never mention that again.

JeremyHopper
Cool!!

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Now....meet my suits!

JeremyHopper
Your wha.....

JeremyHopper
Sir, I think we overused the taser....should we get medical attenion for the plane?

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Nah....too expensive, just fedex him to me

Little Vili
Hiroshi, was that for real?
~Vili~

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Real...ehr...no....it's just good fun....right Jeremy?

JeremyHopper
Afirmative.

Dan&SandwichBoy
No more Bugger King or damn Taco Bell from the USA!! From now on, Tlacuache and Cocono sandwiches for me!!

Star Way
My parents didn't protest to Gino... what kind of jerk did that?

101 sissyhater
I don't know... all I know is that I'm surprised that we're gonna finally meet at a huge party... yay!!
101 says: Stupid cat almost ate my plane ticket!!

bloodyhellrodri85
Yeah... besides, we're going for free... free booze at your 'canton', Hiro?

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Well duh…

bloodyhellrodri85
Great...

MovieBrat
Cool!! I'm gonna meet Adal Ramones. Just awesome...

Mewberries151
This doesn't sound right for a party, Hiroshi... just doesn't sound right... most of the people here are just 14 or 15 years old, and giving them alcohol is so wrong!! Anyways, I'm already on vacations at Mexico... such a wonderful country to visit!! ^_^ *looks at Hiroshi's card invitation* Looks like I'll be in Jalisco when the party takes place Happy...

yumis_inner_self
Can hardly wait to party with you guys!!

CBIzumi
Awesome!! ^_^ I love this idea!!

Glory one-eye
My eyes are on the plane ticket now!!

Linii Chan
Mexico, we're gonna party wild!!

This was not the end of the topic… yet the next posts were by the unintelligent folk mentioned before… thus you can imagine bad grammar and idiotic blasphemes.

[Damn Gringos...you all deserve to be trialed and judge by a Voto Latino (Molotov)]

Meanwhile, just outside a rummaged Hilbilly village, two men dragged a couple of bags towards a black van; one of the suited males black as night and short as a circus midget, his white suit contrasting with his skin tone. Next to him stood an enormous but tremendously thin white male, dressed in a black suit.

-The boss told us to bring Jeremy and send Dylan on a trip to hell- spoke the Afro-American man. –You take the truck and Fedex Hopper’s drugged ass to Hiro… I’ll send the Hillbilly King on a one way trip to Cambodia.-

As the backdoor of the black van opened, the pale agent stared at both bags.

-But Mr. Whitey fool!- spoke the naturally pale male, –Which mofo’s which? -

The black man stopped for a second, the bag coming to a stop over a puddle of mud and hillbilly feces –Damn…after that fight against those damn carnivore Hillbillies, I lost track of who’s who.-

-Well… ehm… an idea just hit ma skull fool!- quickly spoke the pale man –hows bout we makes a lucky guess?-

-Ok…we could check the bags instead… but I’d love to see Marquez kicks your pale ass after the boss finds out you messed up- smirked the black man, now known as Mr. Whitey –Do your Thing Mr. Blackey-

-Ok, here goes nuthin fool!.... Eenie mini Minnie mo- his fingers quickly pointed each bag alternatively – if your mother's a hoe, that must be- as the finger pointed towards the left bag, a rip in the reality continuum caused by the rude awakening of the Great Ancestor’s High Priest, lead to Mr. Blackey’s mind finishing the sentence as his finger kept pointing towards the now moving bag -....you!!-

-Ok, he’s with you then- added Mr. Whitey, picking up the second bag –we’ll met back at the airport-

-O’ course fool!!- replied the second agent –But…waz happen’ to the otha fool? da Vagina one-

-He’s been taken care of… don’t worry-

Back at Mexico, a relaxed teenager sat in his foldout chair, a Corona in hand and a phone on the other.

-Eyt… eyt… eyt… eyt, es todo cámara! Ya chingamos bien rico- (yea…yea…yea…yea, that’s it dude! we’re kicking ass now!) he spoke over the cellular, being interrupted by the sudden appearance of a shadowed man behind him.

-Que onda Marquez… ¿está todo listo?- (What’s up Marquez…everything’s set up?)

-Si señor, solamente hace falta lo que usted debe autorizar personalmente- (Yes sir, just the things that you need to authorize personally are missing) replied the shadowy figure.

-Genial, al rato me encargo de eso. Mientras saca a estos pinches vagos de la mansion… menos al de la bañera, ese wey me cae bien- (Kick ass, I’ll take care of it in a while. In the meantime kick these damn hoboes’s outta here…`cept the one in the bathtub, I like him)

Meanwhile… up in the sky above, a Salvation Army Boeing passed by, harboring a most important celebrity

-Hello? Anyone…help please-

Called Gino24

Ginobuster Lyrics

2005-07-23T02:32:04Z

If there's something strange at the TvTome
Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!
If it's something weird and it should be locked
Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!

I ain't afraid of no spam
I ain't afraid of no spam

If you're seeing spam running through the board
Who can you e-mail? Ginobuster!
An invisible hack at the forum posts
Oh, Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!

I ain't afraid of no spam
I ain't afraid of no spam

Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!
If you're all alone, grab the pc
And mail Ginobuster!

I ain't afraid of no spam
I hear it likes the kids
I ain't afraid of no spam
Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!
Mmn… if you've had a dose
Of a freaky spam board
You better mail Ginobuster!
Locking makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no spam

Don't get caught in spam, oh no… Ginobuster!
When he locks on the board
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better mail Ginobuster!
Ooh... who you gonna mail? Ginobuster!
Who ya gonna mail? Ginobuster!
Ah, I think you better mail Ginobuster!

I can't read you… Ginobuster!
Who you gonna mail Ginobuster!
Louder, Ginobuster!
Who you gonna mail Ginobuster! (till fade)

Chapter III: Appetite For Illusion

2005-07-16T23:12:06Z

[That jingle...that forsaken jingle...could it be, could it be?! yes, yes It is; it’s LOW RIDER...listen for added feel!!]

Unlike Hiroshi’s past threads, this one actually received a good amount of replies… yet it’s doubtful that some of the posters should be considered intelligent enough to actually possess any kind of knowledge of the forthcoming event, and its significance

En-vey
Great!! Party!!

See what I mean?
Ignoring this last being, some did took into account an important factor on the thread.

Little Vili
But how'd you get our adresses?
~Vili~

Star Way
Good question, Vili. We need to know if this is a safe thing. But Id' like to party.

Yet this was quickly dealt with.

Hiroshi Yamabuki
I'll give both of you 1000 pesos to never ask that again.

Little Vili
I have no idea how much that's worth but I'll take it! Mexico, here we come!
~Vili~

yumis_inner_self
I'm all for the party!!

JeremyHopper
Yay... party!!

~X1 Forever~
Party?? Cool!!

bloodyhellrodri85
That's awesome man!! But why you ain't inviting Mewberries151 to Mexico? That ain't right, dude...

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Of course Mewberries151 is invited...

bloodyhellrodri85
Then that makes the partypoopers the…

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Cops, government men and Mormons…

Dylan0513
This is another joke ain't it... you're all trying to trick me again.

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Crap, I'll have to call my suits.

Dylan0513
Your what?....what do you mean with... the kid's in the bag, returning to base

SamBlob
Party, huh?

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Yep, my place.

SamBlob
Hmm... sounds tempting... but I'm afraid that, knowing you, this is just another attempt to fornicate

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Want me to call my suits?

SamBlob
Hey... a party... that's cool!!

Jaleigh
Cool, I'll be there...

Mewberries151
*shudders* A party? Hiroshi, think about their parents, would they let them go? I really love the idea of the party ^_^... *laughs at BHR's posting* but think about everyone else here...

Oddboy
OBoy#1's going to Mexico!! We're gonna party hard baby!! Woot!! *starts singing BBD*

Darklord12
Oddboy's gonna be at the party? This is gonna get wild!! Yay!! Count me in!!

JoeDaHobo
Party?? At Mexico?? Yeah!! *leaves the box behind Starbucks and tries finding a Mexico map*

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Look....Mew…try thinking AFTER my package arrives...

Mewberries151
Package....what?.....Ohhh...miniature, one-of-a-kind chibi Pucca dolls....I love them! ^_^

Hiroshi Yamabuki
See... I'm not an asshole... besides... who wouldn't trust a wealthy, white bachelor... right?

Darth Ferfer
I'm packing my suitcase right now!! I know Hiroshi would do something good for use someday, but this rocks out loud!!

Kagetsu
For sure, this idea is so cool!! Btw, how do we get to evade our parents without them noticing it?

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Read instructions on the package I sent to y'all...

Trillinka
I see... omg, I overdosed my parents!! And right now, my cat just ate some pills!!

~UlrichAndYumi4Ever~
Party?? That's so cool!! *hopes angry mob isn't invited to Mexico* I'm so excited for this to come!!
~UlrichAndYumi4Ever~

Lutochris
I'm all for this orgy thing!! Fo shizzle yo nizzle will be getting busy on Mexico!! Let's get some pot for me and me crazy bitches...

Linii-chan
Hahaha. Are you crazy or what?

NeoDude
Great!! I must be there, so I can listen to what people think about my fanfics.

enkigilbert21
Omg!! We're gonna see the VA's at Mexico!!

bloodyhellrodri85
Since Hiroshi invited everyone, probably...

[Is that…yes…oh yes it is... the awesomeness of Low Rider fades as the phrase “I wanna take you to a gay bar” rises...time for “Gay Bar” by Electric Six everyone!!]

Many other tomers posted, most of them agreeing with this rather strange idea; yet there always one that seems to want to ruin the mood… this event was not free from that mysterious partypooper…

Gino24
Registered: forever
Posts: 134
Location: Unknown
Hiroshi, I appreciate the idea of the TvTome Bash, and I really think it's a cool idea, but let me tell you that many parents from the TvTomers have complained about this idea and they are willing to make a decision which will be to ban their children for their own security.. As for this crazy idea, I have no choice but to lock this thread. After all, this is not CL related. Please discuss this party topic on Distance or at Lyoko Freak, where off-topic discussions are available.

TOPIC LOCKED

Chapter II: And so it begins... in a dying forum

2005-07-10T06:19:55Z

As the chow mein bowl was emptied out by the rich adolescent virgin; the slightly asian-looking waiter, his name tag reading Miguel, brought the now traditional Fortune cookie.

-Fantástico… supongo que sera “Eres generoso y aún virgen…” de nuevo.-
(Great…I’m guessing it’s gonna be “You are generous and still a virgin”... again)

The cracking cookie echoed inside the unclean restaurant, though it simulated more of a prison mess hall due to the body parts littering the ground and the creepy stares the cook kept giving out to Miguel, who seemed more than pleased to return the eerie glance.

-Homosexualidad, el costo de los CERESOS- (Homosexuality…the price of Mexican Prisons) spoke the virgin to himself, ignoring his paper fortune. –Hora de terminar con esto, veamos que me depara este panecillo chino- (Time to end this…let’s see what this little piece of Asian pastry has in store for me)

Though the first read didn’t mean much, as he analyzed the small sheet of plasticized paper, he couldn’t avoid a tear running down his cheek.

“Perderás tu virginidad en una fiesta que organizarás con el dinero que ganaste”
(You will lose your virginity at a party that you will do with the money you won)

Trying to control his unbound joy, he simply smirked, the tear sliding down his cheek, and fianlly spoke, his voice almost cracking:

-Bueno, si la galleta lo dice... ¡¡¡¡CHINGAOS QUE SI, PINCHES PUTOS!!!!-
(Well, if the cookie says so… Fuck yea, you fucking cunts!)

[Ahhh... you can smell the friendship in the air can't you... well... for added effect listen to Friendship, by Tenacious D... for added ambience as you read!]

Meanwhile, somewhere around the net, hidden in a sea of porn, spam and even more porn, a single forum withstands the constant attacks of rather… unintelligent beings.

Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Hey…guess what guys?!....the apokolipsis is near!

AngelBolt
Registered: Dec 8, 2004
Posts: 315
Location: Hiding behind a sheet of glass saying you can't find me!
What's the apocalyptis?
Isn't that what Koalas eat? Or is it eucalyptis?

En-vey
Registered: Aug 28, 2004
Posts: 3070
Location: about to be burned at the stake
Yes it is…..now hear me roar a gothic comment…Ramen rulz!!

SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Why can’t people die of incompetence?

Little Vili
Registered: Sep 8, 2004
Posts: 4897
Location: Back in front of my good ole fridge.
What did he meant?

~Vili~

Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Yeah, what did he meant?

SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Was that a ghost? Nah, I don’t believe in such things.

Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Cut the crap, you moron!!

SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Echoes I hear...

JeremyHopper
Registered: Oct 4, 2004
Posts: 657
Location: Unknown
Sam, it’s time for you to shut up.

SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
And how would that make me stop typing?

bloodyhellrodri85
Registered: Mar 8, 2005
Posts: 849
Location: Peru, that means somewhere between purgatory and hell
Damn, this gets so old....

[Is that the sound of Un Monde Sans Danger I hear? Listen for added sense of satisfaction!!]

Suddenly, as if following some kind of unknown force or will, the forum was struck by a sudden avalanche of members, ranging from the veterans to the idiotic newbies. It was there and then when everybody noticed a new thread called “Party Time!!” written by the one and only (and still virgin) Hiroshi Yamabuki.

Hiroshi Yamabuki
Registered: Nov 10, 2004
Posts: 710
Location: Super Teco Town, right next to Super Teco Man's nest of solitude
Dudes... I just got rich up to jehozamat... and I'm inviting y'all to a TvT bash at my place... a letter has been sent to your addresses containing a plane ticket and other stuff... no party-poopers invited!

A REQUIEM TO OUR HOMELAND - Enter the (virgin) Chihuahua pup

2005-07-10T02:34:31Z

Lo chingon de lo chingon Productions are proud to present

A REQUIEM TO OUR HOMELAND

a TvTome Forum Fiction

[There first was silence...then there was Kinky, with "Mas Y Mas"...listen to it while reading for added ambience!]

Life’s a bitch and don’t we know it; we’re always hoping for better things to happen, we always wish for our pathetic excuses of lives to take a turn for the better. And what do we do to achieve this goal…work hard… or not? There are those that believe in luck, but they’re crazy, so no one believes them.

Most of the population has given up on luck, they prefer to live their saddening existences day by day. Just like our buddy, who has just opened an eye after his horrible nightmare involving item’s forbidden by more than twenty countries. He had believed in this game of eternal bad luck called “Lottery” by the masses, which seemed to prefer giving it’s immeasurable amounts of money to the poor and needed… rather than to the virgin and lusty like himself. Besides, not only luck was against him on this one… also math, for what are the chances of winning the lottery? Slim to none? So what is the chance for a virgin adolescent like himself to win it?

-¡¡Gané la lotería!! ¡¡Hora de follar!!-
(I won the lottery!! Time to fuck!!)

Not as slim as we hoped.

Yet, sometime after this soon to be unfortunate event took place, the adolescent was still… pretty much a virgin.

-Ni las putas quieren conmigo... más vale que consulte mi suerte.-
(Not even the ho's wanna make a man outta me... I'd better consult my luck)

Hoping to get some kind of spiritual guidance, or drown his sorrow with food poisoning, whichever came first, the kid decided to take a trip to the rather small and secluded Chinese corner of, guess where? Jalisco!
What’s that, you ask? It’s a state of Mexico… dimwits.